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General Forums => General Discussion => Topic started by: Blaze on June 18, 2008, 02:49:17 PM

Title: Women watches TV for 42 years straight...
Post by: Blaze on June 18, 2008, 02:49:17 PM
... while she was dead.  :o

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THE remains of a woman have been found sitting in front of her TV - 42 years after she was reported missing.
http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/2008/05/16/woman-sat-dead-in-front-of-tv-for-42-years-86908-20419070/
Title: Re: Women watches TV for 42 years straight...
Post by: CrAz3D on June 18, 2008, 03:31:52 PM
WTF!?  That's some FINE police work there!  And what about mail, taxes, etc?  Weird.
Title: Re: Women watches TV for 42 years straight...
Post by: Hdx on June 18, 2008, 03:40:32 PM
Been reported before I think.
But none the less. Thats awesome. Shows how much people cared about her...
Title: Re: Women watches TV for 42 years straight...
Post by: trust on June 18, 2008, 05:42:46 PM
Last month called, they want their news back.
Title: Re: Women watches TV for 42 years straight...
Post by: iago on June 18, 2008, 06:17:48 PM
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 18, 2008, 03:31:52 PM
WTF!?  That's some FINE police work there!  And what about mail, taxes, etc?  Weird.
she was reported missing, so I assume that stuff is put on hold.
Title: Re: Women watches TV for 42 years straight...
Post by: CrAz3D on June 18, 2008, 06:19:52 PM
Maybe in a shitty country like Croatia ... here in the US you still have taxes due.
Title: Re: Women watches TV for 42 years straight...
Post by: MyndFyre on June 18, 2008, 06:27:55 PM
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 18, 2008, 06:19:52 PM
Maybe in a shitty country like Croatia ... here in the US you still have taxes due.
Yes.... "We charge you taxes to make sure you're still alive."
Title: Re: Women watches TV for 42 years straight...
Post by: iago on June 18, 2008, 06:34:26 PM
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 18, 2008, 06:19:52 PM
Maybe in a shitty country like Croatia ... here in the US you still have taxes due.
There are still taxes, yeah, but I think the way it works as, after a certain amount of time you're declared legally dead and that stuff is passed onto your kids. I'm guessing. *shrug*
Title: Re: Women watches TV for 42 years straight...
Post by: CrAz3D on June 18, 2008, 06:34:56 PM
Basically.  Also, I'd bet that US police would search her house if she went missing
Title: Re: Women watches TV for 42 years straight...
Post by: iago on June 18, 2008, 06:43:42 PM
Depends if she was rich/poor/white in some place :P
Title: Re: Women watches TV for 42 years straight...
Post by: CrAz3D on June 18, 2008, 06:45:22 PM
Not in the US, police would find her.  If she's poor she's delinquent on bills and they'd come to arrest her.  If she's black she probably has anywhere between 3 and 56.7 children on welfare and those social workers would find her.  etc.
Title: Re: Women watches TV for 42 years straight...
Post by: MyndFyre on June 19, 2008, 12:37:34 AM
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 18, 2008, 06:45:22 PM
If she's black she probably has anywhere between 3 and 56.7 children on welfare and those social workers would find her.  etc.

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What the fuck is wrong with you?
Title: Re: Women watches TV for 42 years straight...
Post by: Blaze on June 19, 2008, 12:41:45 AM
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 18, 2008, 06:45:22 PM
Not in the US, police would find her.  If she's poor she's delinquent on bills and they'd come to arrest her.  If she's black she probably has anywhere between 3 and 56.7 children on welfare and those social workers would find her.  etc.

Ignoring the blatant racism, I'm interested how you got 56.7, or more specifically, .7?
Title: Re: Women watches TV for 42 years straight...
Post by: CrAz3D on June 19, 2008, 01:18:58 AM
Quote from: MyndFyre on June 19, 2008, 12:37:34 AM
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 18, 2008, 06:45:22 PM
If she's black she probably has anywhere between 3 and 56.7 children on welfare and those social workers would find her.  etc.

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What the fuck is wrong with you?

Black people stealing my shit?  lolllerskates0rz