I'll start it off... maybe it could be a sticky for great justice.
<mikebeauc> man, there's a hot chick in the Java Lab..
<flawed> mikebeauc: go ask her "miss, are you lost?"
(lawl_) i like my women how i like my wine, 5 years old
(DevilsX) I like women the way I like my filesystem
(DevilsX) FAT and 16
<Matrix_McCloud> i can't imagine sticking anything in your mouth farther than like 4 inches
<Matrix_McCloud> without puking
<Oolong> you have to do it a certain way
<Oolong> if you line your throat up right it just slides in
<Oolong> or if his schlong is bent downwars
<Matrix_McCloud> then if it touches the edge, your nose lights up red and beeps
Jakefeb3: do you know a turtles only weakness?
AvatarOfSolusek: no
AvatarOfSolusek: well
AvatarOfSolusek: thier slowness
Jakefeb3: there weakness is they cant roll over when they are on their backs
AvatarOfSolusek: lol
Jakefeb3: now i have a plan
Jakefeb3: if i duck tape 2 turtles together they are unstoppable
[01:33] (hilo21) ima looking for a site that seels amp
[01:33] (hilo21) ima looking for a site that seels amps
[01:33] (hilo21) iam looking for a site that seels amps
[01:34] (hilo21) I am looking for a site that sells amps
[01:35] (nexxai) how bout you look for a site that teaches english?
[01:35] (hilo21) fuck you
[01:36] (nexxai) Lemme guess, you'd kick my ass, but can't read the road signs to get to my house?
<T-Wolf> man, my girlfriend left me for some faggot named robert
<RdAwG20> you don't live in Hope mills do you?
<T-Wolf> ya, why man?
<RdAwG20> lol, just wondering, was her namne alisson?
<T-Wolf> you mother fucker
If only there was a site where we could find quotes from bash.org, maybe even ranked by goodness.... hmm.....
;)
Quote from: iago on October 07, 2008, 10:41:39 AM
If only there was a site where we could find quotes from bash.org, maybe even ranked by goodness.... hmm.....
;)
There are so many quotes that come thru that site I hardly pay attention to the top ones. I usually hit the Random button and read thru them.
<SaetheR:#916> why are stupid people my managers?
<phear:#916> because they make horrible employeesut a few I come across are worthy to mention.
The top rated bash.org quotes are not among the best. Also, this is not the first time bash.org quotes have been posted on x86 :P
Rabid Manyak: Oh man, my mid-term mark update is awesome
Rabid Manyak: computer science: 61% science: 74% math: 51% philosophy: 97%
Rabid Manyak: Thanks LSD!
<Th3No0b> Im going to be the next hitler
<Th3No0b> Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown
<RageAgainsttheAmish> why the clown
<Th3No0b> See? no one cares about the jews
<tag> Ouroboros: lets play Pong
<Ouroboros> Ok.
<tag> | .
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<Ouroboros> . |
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros> | .
<Ouroboros> Whoops
Who hasn't seen this one?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Hey Mike
<goatboy> what?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> er?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> and?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> ...
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> i dont get it
<MooseOnDaLoose> AND YOU NEVER WILL.
<goatboy> bastard
Out of curiousity, why are we even bothering? People could just go to bash.org....
Quote from: MyndFyre on October 08, 2008, 09:29:42 AM
Out of curiousity, why are we even bothering? People could just go to bash.org....
That's what I was implying. :P
Quote from: MyndFyre on October 08, 2008, 09:29:42 AM
Out of curiousity, why are we even bothering? People could just go to bash.org....
Right but not all the quotes are good! I sort thru pages before I find one relatively interesting
Quote from: Lead on October 08, 2008, 10:31:21 AM
Quote from: MyndFyre on October 08, 2008, 09:29:42 AM
Out of curiousity, why are we even bothering? People could just go to bash.org....
Right but not all the quotes are good! I sort thru pages before I find one relatively interesting
...and I don't find any interesting...
Quote from: MyndFyre on October 08, 2008, 11:25:53 AM
Quote from: Lead on October 08, 2008, 10:31:21 AM
Quote from: MyndFyre on October 08, 2008, 09:29:42 AM
Out of curiousity, why are we even bothering? People could just go to bash.org....
Right but not all the quotes are good! I sort thru pages before I find one relatively interesting
...and I don't find any interesting...
What strange world do you come from?!
Quote from: Sidoh on October 08, 2008, 11:27:32 AM
Quote from: MyndFyre on October 08, 2008, 11:25:53 AM
Quote from: Lead on October 08, 2008, 10:31:21 AM
Quote from: MyndFyre on October 08, 2008, 09:29:42 AM
Out of curiousity, why are we even bothering? People could just go to bash.org....
Right but not all the quotes are good! I sort thru pages before I find one relatively interesting
...and I don't find any interesting...
What strange world do you come from?!
I know! Funnies I found today:
<MynDwun> this fat girl with 5 chins waved at me and I almost cried before puking
<ChrisD[TK]> Sumez = Super fag0t Fighter 2 turbo champion black belt edition
<zs> i wanted to talk to him before i suicide
<zs> afk for a minute
<waffle> suicide does not count as afk
<diz> i remember sticking lightbright pegs in places they shouldn't go on a girl
<limited7> i have for(n = 1; n < 99; n = n /2) why is it loopin forever?
WormyWyrm: I don't think half as many people would pirate games and movies
WormyWyrm: if they didn't give it such a cool name
thelandofsiam: Yea, nobody would do it if it was called Illicit Data Transmission
WormyWyrm: exactly
WormyWyrm: noone would talk about it at all, too hard to spell
thelandofsiam: ARRR IM A SOFTWARE PIRATE
WormyWyrm: Gimmie yer booty and new versions of half life
thelandofsiam: Yarrr
WormyWyrm: YAR!
thelandofsiam: I must restart my ship
thelandofsiam: brb
<aurikan> i got a pre-broken AOL cd in the mail today
<aurikan> how considerate of them
<aurikan> they saved me the trouble of breaking it
Quote from: Lead on October 08, 2008, 02:06:30 PM
Quote from: Sidoh on October 08, 2008, 11:27:32 AM
Quote from: MyndFyre on October 08, 2008, 11:25:53 AM
Quote from: Lead on October 08, 2008, 10:31:21 AM
Quote from: MyndFyre on October 08, 2008, 09:29:42 AM
Out of curiousity, why are we even bothering? People could just go to bash.org....
Right but not all the quotes are good! I sort thru pages before I find one relatively interesting
...and I don't find any interesting...
What strange world do you come from?!
I know! Funnies I found today:
<MynDwun> this fat girl with 5 chins waved at me and I almost cried before puking
<limited7> i have for(n = 1; n < 99; n = n /2) why is it loopin forever?
WormyWyrm: I don't think half as many people would pirate games and movies
WormyWyrm: if they didn't give it such a cool name
thelandofsiam: Yea, nobody would do it if it was called Illicit Data Transmission
WormyWyrm: exactly
WormyWyrm: noone would talk about it at all, too hard to spell
thelandofsiam: ARRR IM A SOFTWARE PIRATE
WormyWyrm: Gimmie yer booty and new versions of half life
thelandofsiam: Yarrr
WormyWyrm: YAR!
thelandofsiam: I must restart my ship
thelandofsiam: brb
<aurikan> i got a pre-broken AOL cd in the mail today
<aurikan> how considerate of them
<aurikan> they saved me the trouble of breaking it
Rofl! Those are hilarious.
<demalavor> do you want larger firmer breasts?
<IceBurner> No, I prefer my broad, flat manboobs
<Slyder> I think i found what i am going to buy
<Slyder> http://www.futureshop.ca/catalog/proddetail.asp?sku_id=0665000FS10006972&
catid=10220&logon=&langid=EN&dept=1&WLBS=fsweb6&MSCSProfile=04F5E73718534B93F3C511
B6289DBD5550C54405B2BE30A52CB53ABFF8716E7FE52D9C5C57B21A5894C6A6E05467561C22530DBF
981DF35CB5F364A5C835B6B7135EA94E78B9705B401CC5D977D837F3C134AC33E90B98115492CDA152
3C33E076FB2030322CB217386F89CB622647687BDD9F8FE7C5E5FF
<Slyder> thoughts?
<Hadaken> Get a shorter URL
<Tozz> WHAHAHAH
<Tozz> <Tre`> I have no girl
<Tozz> <Tre`> to give me sex
<Tozz> <Tre`> all I have
<Tozz> <Tre`> is binary and hex
*** Tozz is now known as Tozz|Coden
<iceblox> what does he want to tell us :>