Clan x86
General Forums => Entertainment District => Topic started by: iago on November 18, 2008, 10:33:59 pm
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3330057/Vicar-went-to-hospital-with-potato-stuck-in-bottom.html
The clergyman, in his 50s, told nurses he had been hanging curtains when he fell backwards on to his kitchen table.
He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap, said the vicar, who insisted he had not been playing a sex game.
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Also:
The vicar had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the vegetable, one of a range of odd items medics in Sheffield have had to remove from people's backsides or genitals. Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll – and a carnation.
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The only real solution is to not have it stuck in the first place!
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The thread on Snopes is hilarious. I especially like the person who said, "maybe this explains the Goatse guy, 'I'll just put up these curtains then enjoy a nice watermelon!'"
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The thread on Snopes is hilarious. I especially like the person who said, "maybe this explains the Goatse guy, 'I'll just put up these curtains then enjoy a nice watermelon!'"
HAHAHAHAHA
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Dr. Gregory House: [of an infrared pointer] This baby won me second place in the Clinic's weekly "weirdest thing pulled out of an orifice" contest.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: I am this close to putting a new lab in oncology.
Dr. Gregory House: You do not want to know what came in first.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: House...
Dr. Gregory House: Rhymes with "fucchini."