http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article1954666.ece
Heh, weird.
I wasn't aware that theonion has changed its name to thesun!
... or that you changed your name to CrAz3d! ;)
(http://img385.imageshack.us/img385/3570/mjkm8.jpg)
Was browsing /b/ right before seeing this thread. gj