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Title: Facts about Vin Diesel
Post by: Newby on May 18, 2005, 09:11:27 PM
http://www.4q.cc/vin/index.php

Comical as hell. :D
Title: Re: Facts about Vin Diesel
Post by: drka on May 18, 2005, 09:48:28 PM
i didnt laugh :(.
Title: Re: Facts about Vin Diesel
Post by: Sidoh on May 18, 2005, 10:26:19 PM
Me neither. I was actually quite discusted. :(

QuoteVan Diesel's urine is the only substance physicists can use to catalyze a cold fusion reaction
Title: Re: Facts about Vin Diesel
Post by: Newby on May 19, 2005, 10:30:47 AM
I think it's funny. You just gotta get good ones.

QuoteIf you ask Vin Diesel "How much wood would a wooodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood," Vin Diesel will promptly chuck a woodchuck through your skull.
Title: Re: Facts about Vin Diesel
Post by: Blaze on May 19, 2005, 11:51:43 AM
Quote...and now a random fact about Vin Diesel:

Unbeknownst to the world, terrorists stole a nuclear warhead and detonated it. Vin Diesel, however, flew around the Earth, spinning it backwards and effectively reversing time, and was thus able to save Charlton Heston from a rock slide
Okay, now thats randomly funny. Good find Newby.

@Mangix: Get a sense of humour. (Back at you!)

edit:
The knights that say �Ni!� originally said, "Vin Diesel, you are our god and we will love and respect you till the end of all time." They however had to change it as they felt that this may have brought about a new world order.

Hah! Love the Monty reference.
Title: Re: Facts about Vin Diesel
Post by: rabbit on May 19, 2005, 12:42:22 PM
They suck and are retardedly redundant at times:
Quote...and now a random fact about Vin Diesel:

Vin Diesel challenged Jesus to a race across the Atlantic and would have won had he not been eaten by a giant whale. After he murdered it to death from the inside, he emerged in the South Pacific and found the island from Lost, and rescued everybody.
Wow....I never knew someone could DIE when they were murdered!


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I've read 30 now; 28 feature.  Fragments and incomplete.

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Quoteexpands to a ball over 7 feet wide and over 10 feet tall
THAT'S AN OBLOID!
Title: Re: Facts about Vin Diesel
Post by: Mythix on May 19, 2005, 02:17:49 PM
too bad hes homosexual in real life, that be leet to stab stuff like he does.
Title: Re: Facts about Vin Diesel
Post by: drka on May 19, 2005, 10:20:11 PM
Quote from: Blaze on May 19, 2005, 11:51:43 AM
@Mangix: Get a sense of humour. (Back at you!)

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the one i got was retarted. it was about vin diesel being the 8th son of his 7th father. that made him mad so he went to the north pole and put his entire family in cryostasis. thats just retarted.

edit:rofl this is better.  Vin Diesel once lost a fight with a three-year-old girl.
Title: Re: Facts about Vin Diesel
Post by: Sidoh on May 20, 2005, 02:55:32 PM
Haa. This one was actually pretty good:

QuoteVan Diesel sings like a sparrow.