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Title: Was anyone else here a rockstar in their past life?
Post by: warz on May 07, 2009, 03:21:20 AM
So, yea, I was just sitting down tonight listening to some songs when I realized how well I was actually able to critique them. I was like, I could have written this song. So then I was like, I wonder if I can actually play guitar... this was just a natural step I took from critiquing songs that I had never heard before. So, I very quietly snuck into the other room, grabbed my guitar, and took it into my room. Before playing the guitar, though, I had to figure out what tattoo I'd get if I ever really did become a rockstar. After some discussion with my peers I came to a conclusion. I'd be getting a tattoo on my forearm. It'll include a pheonix.. a phenoix blowing up a planet. The phenoix will be landing on bob dylans shoulder, or maybe ole willie nelson or mcjagger, i havent decided yet. Maybe I can do something like mount rushmore where the pheonix is landing on all three of their shoulders at once. Whichever one I choose, he'll be whailing a sweet guitar solo, while floating on a cloud. Behind him will be a choir of angels singing some awesome backup music, and maybe Jesus will be rockin lead vocals. This will all be on my forearm. So, I grabbed my guitar and realized I could actually play the damned thing. I'm thinking I may go into country music. Maybe I'll try to find a way to incorporate programming into my music.

Anyone else realize they were also rockstars in their past lives, too?
Title: Re: Was anyone else here a rockstar in their past life?
Post by: truste1 on May 07, 2009, 08:50:53 AM
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Title: Re: Was anyone else here a rockstar in their past life?
Post by: Kupo on May 07, 2009, 09:44:46 AM
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Title: Re: Was anyone else here a rockstar in their past life?
Post by: Armin on May 07, 2009, 12:23:37 PM
You former-rockstars-in-past-lives piss me off. I worked my ass off for my skillz, then you fucking programmers come and school me without an eighth of the practice.

Eat shit.
Title: Re: Was anyone else here a rockstar in their past life?
Post by: iago on May 07, 2009, 12:42:51 PM
Quote from: Armin on May 07, 2009, 12:23:37 PM
You former-rockstars-in-past-lives piss me off. I worked my ass off for my skillz, then you fucking programmers come and school me without an eighth of the practice.

Eat shit.
I blame Guitar Hero.
Title: Re: Was anyone else here a rockstar in their past life?
Post by: Blaze on May 07, 2009, 02:18:08 PM
This thread first confused me, then made me smile.  :)
Title: Re: Was anyone else here a rockstar in their past life?
Post by: Explicit on May 07, 2009, 02:51:04 PM
Quote from: Armin on May 07, 2009, 12:23:37 PM
You former-rockstars-in-past-lives piss me off. I worked my ass off for my skillz, then you fucking programmers come and school me without an eighth of the practice.

Eat shit.

lol. They code music!
Title: Re: Was anyone else here a rockstar in their past life?
Post by: Joe on May 07, 2009, 04:25:53 PM
insert mario theme song