I have a good idea for a thread. Like the let's hear it thread, except you post funny pictures, text, links, whatever you want that you come across and find funny.
I'll start with a craigslist post that I saw on tosh.0
(http://files.sharenator.com/craigs_list_Funny_Craigs_list_post-s500x393-17832-580.jpg)
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=docking
Quote1. docking
The act of placing the head of ones penis inside the foreskin of another's penis.
David and Patrick enjoyed docking immensely because of Patty's stretchy foreskin.
hahahaha
Quote from: Towelie on August 22, 2010, 11:49:52 PM
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=docking
Quote1. docking
The act of placing the head of ones penis inside the foreskin of another's penis.
David and Patrick enjoyed docking immensely because of Patty's stretchy foreskin.
hahahaha
Canoe U is affecting you.
got that one from Tosh.0 too :P
(http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20100822.gif)
hahahaha...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marathon#World_all-time_top_ten_lists
All from Africa. Just sayin'.
http://www.comedycentral.com/tosh.0/2009/06/04/tosh0-presents-extreme-salvia-challenge/
(http://i.imgur.com/42bcn.jpg)
Anyone else want to start to contribute too? Fuck, no wonder these forums are suffering lately :P
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOY2ve7zHb4&feature=channel
Most epic SC game ever.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FCrdM5ADgE
I lol'd
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20417237,00.html
QuoteParis Hilton's Explanation: I Thought the Cocaine Was Gum
Lol. Really? Gum?
(http://zs1.smbc-comics.com/comics/20100831.gif)
(http://www.comedycentral.com/tosh.0/files/2010/08/shoot-you-in-the-face.jpg)
"TillICum" thieves
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I definitely think about this lol
Not sure if I can hotlink, but eh?
(http://hackedirl.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/129105565176987759.jpg)
(http://hackedirl.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/129101439469729407.jpg)
hahahha... i love this thread.
Direct quote from my teacher today: "Bob says it's going to fit, while Anna says its too big to fit".
Now, what he was talking about: Special relativity. Bob thinks the space ship that is going at ~.8c will fit in the barn, while according to Anna (who is on the ship), the ship is too big. Also, according to anna, only the first 1/4th will fit (just the tip). It was even better with the diagrams.
Quote from: Towelie on September 01, 2010, 03:52:34 PM
Direct quote from my teacher today: "Bob says it's going to fit, while Anna says its too big to fit".
Now, what he was talking about: Special relativity. Bob thinks the space ship that is going at ~.8c will fit in the barn, while according to Anna (who is on the ship), the ship is too big. Also, according to anna, only the first 1/4th will fit (just the tip). It was even better with the diagrams.
How fast is the barn moving?
Relative to what?
Quote from: Towelie on September 01, 2010, 03:52:34 PM
Direct quote from my teacher today: "Bob says it's going to fit, while Anna says its too big to fit".
Now, what he was talking about: Special relativity. Bob thinks the space ship that is going at ~.8c will fit in the barn, while according to Anna (who is on the ship), the ship is too big. Also, according to anna, only the first 1/4th will fit (just the tip). It was even better with the diagrams.
This must be your first quarter on relativity, I've never seen you so enamored with a subject in physics. The last half-dozen things I've read that you've written online have had something to do with special relativity. =P
Eh, only one thing I've said was something I thought personally :P
Quote from: Newby on September 02, 2010, 12:48:28 AM
Quote from: Towelie on September 01, 2010, 03:52:34 PM
Direct quote from my teacher today: "Bob says it's going to fit, while Anna says its too big to fit".
Now, what he was talking about: Special relativity. Bob thinks the space ship that is going at ~.8c will fit in the barn, while according to Anna (who is on the ship), the ship is too big. Also, according to anna, only the first 1/4th will fit (just the tip). It was even better with the diagrams.
This must be your first quarter on relativity, I've never seen you so enamored with a subject in physics. The last half-dozen things I've read that you've written online have had something to do with special relativity. =P
Relativity fucking blows.
(http://www.happycow.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/feeding_zone.jpg)
In case hotlinking doesn't work:
http://www.happycow.net/blog/?p=1424
I think I've posted this one here in the past, but it bears repeating:
(http://zs1.smbc-comics.com/comics/20100610.gif)
This is a good song, kinda funny too:
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xeidub_cee-lo-green-fuck-you_music
EDIT: Here's a funny response to it that's good to watch after: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwR_jZPMe6g
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jl0G3uH71B8
Definitely a great watch
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LOL. Thats a good one :P
(http://imgur.com/9Ht5Q.jpg)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuOvqeABHvQ
^ this shit won an oscar.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6d_JmZvj6I0
This is pro http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXnO_FxmHes
I love this song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dS63vGDoLJ4
http://xkcd.com/793/
so true
(http://www.comedycentral.com/tosh.0/files/2010/09/imagesboys-vs-girls1.png)
(http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20100918.gif)
(http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20100920.gif)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqSYeRBW8GM&sns=fb
I lol'd
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/413505
Best soundboard ever.
My favorites: Droppin loads!, Cock Goblin, Over Your Mouth. Most are funny though.
Quote from: Towelie on September 27, 2010, 12:48:03 PM
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/413505
Best soundboard ever.
My favorites: Droppin loads!, Cock Goblin, Over Your Mouth. Most are funny though.
hahahahahahaha.... DRROOPPINNN FUUCKIN LOAADDS.
(http://zs1.smbc-comics.com/comics/20101005.gif)
And for this video, all I can say is... who needs stereotypes?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhcOWmjSBlg
@iago: Hahaha yeah, I liked that one. Also this one was good a few days ago:
(http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20101003.gif)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTqsV3q7rRU
ahaha yeah, I saw that one a while ago.
"He just pissed orange soda" *Glare*
(http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20101015.gif)
(http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20101015after.gif)
I love today's xkcd:
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/constructive.png)
There were some good ones last week, too.
Doesn't really fit with the theme of this thread, but I think it needs to be included:
http://www.amazon.com/AutoExec-WM-01-Wheelmate-Steering-Wheel/dp/B000IZGIA8
Why is the steering wheel upsidedown?
I suppose it wouldn't fit right side up with all the controls.
Teach me how to dougie? Naw, teach me how to Bucky! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVAZXZfIlNk)
Quote from: iago on October 25, 2010, 02:27:31 PM
I love today's xkcd:
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/constructive.png)
There were some good ones last week, too.
By the way, that perfectly describes the stackoverflow system. The higher your reputation, the more privileges you get, up to and including automatic promotion to moderator. If you're low reputation and post bad stuff, you get banned by the higher reps.
(http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20101107.gif)
Hahahaha yes!
And of course, the extra from that comic:
(http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20101107after.gif)
Dick jokes. :)
This one's for Towlie, who up until now I didn't know was asian:
(http://maide.ca/sa/navy.jpg)
Quote from: iago on November 17, 2010, 10:51:40 PM
This one's for Towlie, who up until now I didn't know was asian:
(http://maide.ca/sa/navy.jpg)
That's an awesome comic, but I don't think I get the asian thing. o_O
I don't get the asian reference either lol
Quote from: iago on November 17, 2010, 10:51:40 PM
This one's for Towlie, who up until now I didn't know was asian:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Who drew that?!
Quote from: deadly7 on November 18, 2010, 01:31:16 AM
Quote from: iago on November 17, 2010, 10:51:40 PM
This one's for Towlie, who up until now I didn't know was asian:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Who drew that?!
http://www.smbc-comics.com/
(I changed the text to say Zach instead of Dave. :) )
(http://img708.imageshack.us/img708/5742/15050114388075013611568.jpg)
Quote from: Towelie on November 18, 2010, 12:09:44 AM
I don't get the asian reference either lol
Well, just that the comic says 'Zach' and you're in the navy. *shrug* nothing else to get :)
but the guy in the comic isn't asian either O.o
Quote from: Sidoh on November 18, 2010, 01:22:06 PM
but the guy in the comic isn't asian either O.o
He looks asian to me! Especially with the kung fu head band.
Shut up. :P
That's a Rolls Royce. What is wrong with this forum?
Quote from: truste1 on November 18, 2010, 05:07:25 PM
That's a Rolls Royce. What is wrong with this forum?
I thought it was very nice. Did you know the guy who was being whacked?
Quote from: Blaze on November 18, 2010, 05:15:54 PM
Quote from: truste1 on November 18, 2010, 05:07:25 PM
That's a Rolls Royce. What is wrong with this forum?
I thought it was very nice. Did you know the guy who was being whacked?
No he was here enjoying an afternoon football game.
That is until he was killed, or did he enjoy that too?
Quote from: iago on November 18, 2010, 01:44:19 PM
Quote from: Sidoh on November 18, 2010, 01:22:06 PM
but the guy in the comic isn't asian either O.o
He looks asian to me! Especially with the kung fu head band.
Shut up. :P
hahahaha... kung fu headband. After I went back and looked, I can see how it might look like that, but yeah... I'm sure it's supposed to be a sailor hat:
(http://images.asadart.com/sources/com/halloweenexpress/images/products/GC33.jpg)
Weirdo.
Quote from: Sidoh on November 18, 2010, 08:07:53 PM
Quote from: iago on November 18, 2010, 01:44:19 PM
Quote from: Sidoh on November 18, 2010, 01:22:06 PM
but the guy in the comic isn't asian either O.o
He looks asian to me! Especially with the kung fu head band.
Shut up. :P
hahahaha... kung fu headband. After I went back and looked, I can see how it might look like that, but yeah... I'm sure it's supposed to be a sailor hat:
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Weirdo.
Probably. I still think he looks more kung fu. :D
http://damnyouautocorrect.com
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azEvfD4C6ow
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaKcl0Qg13o
this youtube channel is the best thing on the internet
(http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/1261/14468120.jpg)
Saw that image and decided to make a motivational poster.
http://www.explosm.net/comics/818/
Cracks me up.
EDIT: NSFW, THERE ARE BEWBIES.
Kind of racist? Though I'm not (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/408/1288048319046.jpg/)
Is Donald Rumsfeld a Lizard (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/02/25/louis-ck-donald-rumsfeld_n_828284.html)?
Quote from: Hitmen on February 26, 2011, 03:45:16 PM
Is Donald Rumsfeld a Lizard (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/02/25/louis-ck-donald-rumsfeld_n_828284.html)?
The scary part is that he didn't answer the question. :)
Quote from: iago on February 27, 2011, 01:31:24 PM
Quote from: Hitmen on February 26, 2011, 03:45:16 PM
Is Donald Rumsfeld a Lizard (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/02/25/louis-ck-donald-rumsfeld_n_828284.html)?
The scary part is that he didn't answer the question. :)
Yes, but this is true about most questions asked to politicians. Perhaps they are all Space Lizards?
Haha... wasn't there something like this about Bush Sr.?
Yeah, I saw a show once that talked about the space lizard myths, and accused many of the people in power of being lizards. It was funny. :)
Quote from: iago on February 27, 2011, 04:50:52 PM
Yeah, I saw a show once that talked about the space lizard myths, and accused many of the people in power of being lizards. It was funny. :)
I find it strange, the things people come up with.
Quote from: Sidoh on February 27, 2011, 04:52:16 PM
Quote from: iago on February 27, 2011, 04:50:52 PM
Yeah, I saw a show once that talked about the space lizard myths, and accused many of the people in power of being lizards. It was funny. :)
I find it strange, the things people come up with.
SPACE-LIZARD SYMPATHIZER! DIE!
This one made me LOL:
http://www.boingboing.net/2011/02/28/dr-oz-helps-a-lady-o.html
Don't ruin it by reading comments, though.
hahahahahahaha. nice.
Hahahahah that is a amazing