Ok, so, A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants.
Bartender: Why is their a steering wheel in your pants?
Pirate: AARRRHH, It be driving me nuts!
Haa! Good one! :D
Har har matey. Yo ho ho. </pirate>
T'was all right.
I heard that one two years ago...
LOL! Funny.
Quote from: R.a.B.B.i.T on June 11, 2005, 08:05:37 PM
I heard that one two years ago...
Fine.
I was walking down the street and saw a pirate with a peg leg, a hook, and a patch over his eye. stunned, I asked him how he got a peg leg, he explained he fell in the water and a shark bit it off. I aksed where he got the hook and he told me another pirate cut it off. so then I ask how he got a patch over his eye and he says a bird pooped in his eye, i said " HOW THE HELL IS BIRD POOP GONNA GIVE YOU A PATCH" he told me it was the first day with the hook
hahahahah no.