Scenario:
The princess is stuck in a big castle guarded by a dragon!
POWER METAL:
The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and makes love to her in an enchanted forest.
THRASH METAL:
The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princes and fucks her.
HEAVY METAL:
The protagonist arrives on a harley, kills the dragon, drinks a few beers and fucks the princess.
FOLK METAL:
The protagonist arrives with some friends playing acordions, violins, flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls sleep (because of all the dancing). Then all leave....without the princess.
VIKING METAL:
The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his mighty axe, skins the dragon and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals her belongings and burns the castle before leaving.
DEATH METAL:
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess and kills her, then leaves.
BLACK METAL:
The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it in front of the castle. Then he sodomises the princess, drinks her blood in a ritual before killing her. Then he impales the princess next to the dragon.
GORE METAL:
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in front of the castle, fucks the princess and kills her. Then he fucks the dead body again, slashes her belly and eats her guts. Then he fucks the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and fucks it for the last time.
DOOM METAL:
The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks he could never beat him, then he gets depressed and commits suicide. The dragon eats his body and the princess as dessert. That's the end of the sad story.
PROGRESSIVE METAL:
The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo of 26 minutes. The dragon kills himself out of boredom. The protagonist arrives to the princess' bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques and tunes he learned in the last year of the conservatory. The princess escapes looking for the "HEAVY METAL" protagonist.
GLAM METAL:
The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy's appearance and lets him enter. He steals the princess' make-up and tries to paint the castle in a beautiful pink color.
NU METAL:
The protagonist arrives in a run-down Honda Civic and attempts to fight the dragon but he burns to death when his moronic baggy clothes catch fire.
LOVE METAL:
The tiny, beautiful protagonist arrives and is raped by the princess right away. The dragon feels sympathy, eats the princess and rapes the protagonist ..then eats him then bunch of screaming other princesses arrive and kill the dragon in their pain of losing the protagonist...
METALCORE:
The protagonist swings his feet and arms about wildly, accidently knocking the dragon out. Then he storms off in an anger that someone messed up his dance routine.
Haha, that's pretty good. Death/Black Metal kind of scared me, though. :(
QuoteNU METAL:
The protagonist arrives in a run-down Honda Civic and attempts to fight the dragon but he burns to death when his moronic baggy clothes catch fire.
Dude, Disturbed pwns juu.
Quote from: Newby on June 12, 2005, 01:14:42 PM
Scenario:
DOOM METAL:
The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks he could never beat him, then he gets depressed and commits suicide. The dragon eats his body and the princess as dessert. That's the end of the sad story.
Emo The protagonist arrives, sees the girl, forgets about the dragon. He decides his life sucks because the girl doesn't love him, slits his wrists, and commits suicide while listening to "The Used - I'm a fake."
Owned.
wow.
Very amusing++.
QuoteTHRASH METAL:
The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princes and fucks her.
That's a bit of a double negative.
"Saves princes and fucks her."[
haha.
You mean "ironic" or "oxymoronic" instead of double negative? And I noticed that says princes and not princess... does that mean thrash metal people are gay o_O ?!?
Apparently so. =-o
Quote from: Newby on June 12, 2005, 01:14:42 PM
METALCORE:
The protagonist swings his feet and arms about wildly, accidently knocking the dragon out. Then he storms off in an anger that someone messed up his dance routine.
Inspired by the "hardcore" kids who listen to that screaming crap like Maida (http://www.purevolume.com/maida).
screamers suck. rap gogo.
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screamers suck. rap gogo.
I'd rather listen to the screamers.
Oh, need we start another rap battle?