Someone sent me this great joke. Slightly censored.
The New Student
It was the first day of school and a new student named Pedro Martinez, the son of a Mexican restaurateur, entered the fourth grade.
The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some
American history.
"Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death?' "
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Pedro, who
had his hand up.
"Patrick Henry, 1775."
"Very good!" apprised the teacher. "Now, who said,
"Government of the people, by the people, for the
people, shall not perish from the earth?"
Again, no response except from Pedro: "Abraham
Lincoln, 1863."
The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should
be ashamed! Pedro, who is new to our country, knows
more about its history than you do!"
She heard a loud whisper: "Screw the Mexicans!"
"Who said that?" she demanded.
Pedro put his hand up. "Jim Bowie, 1836."
At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke."
The teacher glared and asked, "All right! Now, who
said that?"
Again, Pedro answered, "George Bush to the Japanese
Prime Minister, 1991."
Now furious, another student yelled, "Oh yeah? Suck
this!"
Pedro jumped out of his chair waving his hand and
shouting to the teacher, "Bill Clinton to Monica
Lewinsky, 1997!"
Now, with almost a mob hysteria, teacher said, "You
little chit. If you say anything else, I'll kill you!"
Pedro frantically yelled at the top of his voice,
"Gary Condit to Chandra Levy, 2001."
The teacher fainted, and as the class gathered around her on the floor, someone said, "Oh chit, we're in BIG trouble now!"
Pedro whispered, "Saddam Hussein, 2003."
Lmao.
Spooned like a fork.
Hahaha, that's great!
rofl
Quote from: R.a.B.B.i.T on June 25, 2005, 03:15:42 PM
Spooned like a fork.
ha, what the hell does that mean?
OMG!!@@@@@@@@
So many variations of this joke that its not funny anymore :-\
Quote from: Darkness on June 26, 2005, 05:07:41 PM
So many variations of this joke that its not funny anymore :-\
I've never heard anything like it. :-\
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There is another type of joke like this but its not as funny and it takes palce durning sunday school.
One day a Girl was sleeping in sunday school when, the teacher looks over to her and says, "Wh is our lord and savior Ashely?" Not knowing what was going on Billy that sits behind poke her right in here butt with a pen. Ashely LEAPS! up and says "JESUS CHRIST" and the teach says very good Ashely.
So the next day she goes back to sleeep and the teach notices it agian and says, "Ashely what do you say before the lord?" Billy being a pest agian Pokes her in the butt with another pencil, LEAPING UP! agian she says " OH MY GOD!!" the teacher says very good Ashely.
The next day at school ashely falls back to sleep, The teacher notices her agian and says, "Ashely What did Eve say to adam after there 10th child?" Billy pokes in the butt agian and she says "Stick that in me one more time and i will break it!"
Somehing like that.
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