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Title: Youngest M$ Certified Professional
Post by: Newby on July 15, 2005, 02:17:16 PM
http://slashdot.org/articles/05/07/15/0651245.shtml?tid=109&tid=146

Fuck! I was hoping to be that! =p
Title: Re: Youngest M$ Certified Professional
Post by: Darkness on July 15, 2005, 02:19:22 PM
I wonder how much that poem sounds like a modified version of the "Everyone has AIDS" song from Team America.
Title: Re: Youngest M$ Certified Professional
Post by: Newby on July 15, 2005, 02:19:55 PM
QuoteHer programming experience so far has been as part of her studies. She has created basic Windows applications, such as a calculator and a sorting program, primarily in the C# programming language. The certification she received was as a Microsoft Certified Application Developer. She says she plans to pursue a more advanced certification, as a Microsoft Certified Solution Developer, which involves building programs into a broader system for a business.

Sheeit. All of that before the age of 9...
Title: Re: Youngest M$ Certified Professional
Post by: Darkness on July 15, 2005, 02:23:55 PM
But I bet shes really ugly and has thick glasses.
Title: Re: Youngest M$ Certified Professional
Post by: Newby on July 15, 2005, 02:26:23 PM
http://www.telegraphindia.com/1040216/asp/bengal/story_2900904.asp

He's younger! AND he took a harder test! =o
Title: Re: Youngest M$ Certified Professional
Post by: Warrior on July 15, 2005, 02:50:58 PM
Some losers from pakistan make a fucking calculator and everyone pisses thier pants. I make Superiority and get nothing NOTHING.
Title: Re: Youngest M$ Certified Professional
Post by: Sidoh on July 15, 2005, 04:53:01 PM
Yeah, but you're not nine years old. :P
Title: Re: Youngest M$ Certified Professional
Post by: Warrior on July 15, 2005, 05:10:46 PM
He's 9 years old in dog years. He's really like 56
Title: Re: Youngest M$ Certified Professional
Post by: Sidoh on July 15, 2005, 08:30:49 PM
Quote from: Warrior on July 15, 2005, 05:10:46 PM
He's 9 years old in dog years. He's really like 56

Oh, okay. I understand now.
Title: Re: Youngest M$ Certified Professional
Post by: iago on July 16, 2005, 02:21:13 PM
This is just further proof of a fact that I already know: Microsoft's Certification is meaningless.

All the MSCE's I've talked to (I know it's a different certification, but still) are idiots who hide behind their certification.  "You're doing it wrong" "No I'm not, I'm MSCE I know what I'm doing" "You're a fucking retard is what you are."

From dealing with MSCE's I've decided that MS's Certification is meaningless.
Title: Re: Youngest M$ Certified Professional
Post by: 01Linux on July 16, 2005, 03:01:17 PM
Kind of like toilet paper..
Title: Re: Youngest M$ Certified Professional
Post by: Sidoh on July 16, 2005, 03:25:48 PM
I'm starting to believe the same thing as well, iago.
Title: Re: Youngest M$ Certified Professional
Post by: Quik on July 16, 2005, 05:48:31 PM
To you, it's a meaningless piece of trash.

To an employer, it's a garuntee of Micro$oft-esque quality. ;)
Title: Re: Youngest M$ Certified Professional
Post by: rabbit on July 16, 2005, 08:42:23 PM
Quality? PAH!