Sorry 'bout that. We had a big thunderstorm and the power went out from about 1:30am till past 4am (I was asleep).
It's pretty cool, there are HUGE branches all over our yard and all our garbage cans are knocked over. It looks like we had a hurricane!
Edit: Fixed spelling of downtime ("downtown")
Liar. You were installing some kind of new secret Canadian weapon....
It's possible!
The Canadian government is obviously the most powerful in the world. They just pretend to be small and powerless!
Yeah. Don't piss them off or they'll shrivel up and blow away in the wind...
Stop making fun of our 4 solders and a torn up picture of a tank! Nah, I'm just kidding, its 5 solders my cousin joined last year..
My mom didnt think that was funny.
Your mom reads these forums?
@Joe's Mom: He smokes pot and has sex with strange old men he meets on the internet!
And he does Heroin.
No, I told her that joke and she didn't laugh.