Okay, so this all happened over WoW. Don't let it turn you off, it gets a lot, lot better.
For those of you who don't know, I play one a Role Playing server on WoW. This'll help explain the beginning of my tale of laughter.
So there's this guy and girl in my Guild, right? They get to know each other and they grow to find each other's company quite amusing. They get "in game" married, which is really, really lame, but it happens on RP servers. He's 17, she's 16. Seems okay, I guess. Nothing really too gross. At least they're opposite genders.
This guy starts to wonder if this is really what this girl is like in real life, because he's really starting to like her. So they get closer and closer until all of the sudden, the girl stops spending time with him (in game, yeah. Stupid. I know). They were apparently trying to get to know each other in real life, and had plans of phone calls in the near future.
One glum day, the girl informs the guy that she is in fact not 16, but 14. This angered the guy a good deal, because he told her from the beginning that lies and cheating were his two biggest pet peeves. So he decided to just try to go easy on her and cope with it. No big deal. It's an internet relationship.
Don't let this make you think it stops here. Oh no, my friends. It gets much, much better.
WoW has an in-game mail system, for those of you who don't know. You can instantly send a text message (which can be retrieved at any mailbox in the game) to another player, regardless of their online status. It also has a feature where you can make a copy of the letter and give it to another player to read.
Well, as it turns out, I was trying to talk to the guy to get him to calm down. He was really, REALLY angry. He broke his fist (literally, in real life. He broke his knuckles) from punching a wall repeatedly. After I'd helped him calm down some, he thanked me and took off to Goldshire, the nearest town. He noticed that he had some mail (indicated by an icon above the mini map), and went to retrieve it.
As expected, it was a note from the girl. A "Dear Johnny," letter, if you will. Well, the contents of this message really disturbed him. He made a copy and let me read it as well. I can honestly say that I found it so disgusting that I couldn't laugh.
Not only was this "girl" 14 instead of 16. Oh no, my friends. In fact, this "girl" wasn't even a "boy." "She" was a little of both. A hermaphrodite. Yup. His parents chose to make him a boy at birth and he's come into acceptance that he's gay.
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so uh.. what bathroom does .. it use...
Quote from: Mythix on July 24, 2005, 03:12:38 AM
so uh.. what bathroom does .. it use...
I would imagine the men's so he...eerrrrr...it can look at other penises. He...errrr...it admitted he..eeerr...it was gay.
Eww.
LOFUCKINGL.
The best part about that is that he's "in-game" married to her. Hahahaha.
Can we get a picture of this letter? I think it'd be hilarious. =P
wtfahg? quit hanging out on gay WoW servers and this wont happen!
Newby: I wish I would have taken a screenshot of it, but I was too shocked to think of it and he promptly asked for it back.
DX: RP Servers are WAY better than any other kind. PvP servers are full of 12-year-old idiots as are PvE servers. Everyone on RP servers are generally far more mature, intellectual and kind. Plus, the vast majority of 'us' don't RP on a regular basis (in raids and whatnot) anyway. And if they do, they're generally very tollerant of people who don't. Plus -- you'd miss out on some humor if it weren't for RP servers. =P
HAhhahahah. GFG.
Quote from: Sidoh on July 24, 2005, 09:51:38 AMDX: RP Servers are WAY better than any other kind. PvP servers are full of 12-year-old idiots as are PvE servers. Everyone on RP servers are generally far more mature, intellectual and kind. Plus, the vast majority of 'us' don't RP on a regular basis (in raids and whatnot) anyway. And if they do, they're generally very tollerant of people who don't. Plus -- you'd miss out on some humor if it weren't for RP servers. =P
A 17 year old marrying a 14 year old hermaphrodite is far from "mature".
Quote from: R.a.B.B.i.T on July 24, 2005, 12:39:56 PM
A 17 year old marrying a 14 year old hermaphrodite is far from "mature".
Learn to read, Rabbit.
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are generally far more mature
Play on a PvP server for 15 minutes, monitor general chat and if you have anything above the mindset of a 12-year-old newb, you'll agree.
It's an "in game" marriage, if you didn't catch that either. It's pretty far fetched compared to a normal marriage. And don't worry, I agree that alone is disturbing in itself.
LOL.
omfg UBER OWNED
Oh
my
God
Just had to share this painful knowledge with some of the rest of you. :)
i hate females
Okay, really sorry for the bump but this is funny.
The other day, the person [hermaphrodite] I'm refering to in this article joined my MC group (http://www.sidoh.org/mc/?page=view-profile&id=51). I added a shoutbox feature to the site, and oddly enough, they seemed to enjoy using it. Here's a direct quote. -_-
Quote«Niand» Omg... I dont know if I am a guy or girl!
Ugh.
Gender: Unspecified. LOL.
Quote from: Sidoh on July 24, 2005, 02:55:29 PMPlay on a PvP server for 15 minutes, monitor general chat and if you have anything above the mindset of a 12-year-old newb, you'll agree.
Normal chat isn't like that most of the time. I can get some good conversations in Duskwood and in Gadgetzan.
RP servers are sweet.
Kind say you orgre, ye fuxeth off, or thy boot will be shoven into azeroths shadow!
leet.
Quote from: Mythix on October 04, 2005, 01:16:27 PM
RP servers are sweet.
Kind say you orgre, ye fuxeth off, or thy boot will be shoven into azeroths shadow!
leet.
Rofl, creative.
Quote from: Blaze on October 04, 2005, 11:47:07 AM
Normal chat isn't like that most of the time. I can get some good conversations in Duskwood and in Gadgetzan.
On average, general chat is a lot worse on a PvP server than it is on a RP server. I can garuntee every 12-year-old that plays this game flocks to a PvP server before even thinking about picking up a character on a PvE, RP or PvP RP server.
Nice job Mythix. You own :]
Mythix has had the game for three days and hasn't even considered making a PvP character. BIAS, I SAY!