There are three men working in a trench. One is Jewish, the other is black and the last is a redneck.
While digging, the black man finds a dust-covered lamp. Thinking it may be valuable, he uses his shirt to dust it off. After doing so, a genie reveals himself and grants each of them one wish.
He turns to the black man and says "You. What do you wish for?"
The black man thinks for a short while and says "I wish for a country in which my people and I can live free from the tyrany and opression of the while man's culture."
Without a flinch, the genie says "Done." and turns to the Jewish man. "What do you wish for?" the genie asks him.
The Jewish man delves deeply into thought and comes to a similar conclusion. "I want the people of my faith to be able to live within our own culture with no supression."
In an instant, the genie replys "Done" after which he turns to the redneck and asks "You. What is you you wish?"
The redneck thinks for a brief moment and replys "Waitaminite. Lemme git this straight. All the nee-grows and jews are living in their own cuntry know, raite?"
"Yes," the genie replys.
The redneck thinks for a moment and then says "Hell, gimme a diet coke than!"
Rofl!
LOL.
HAHAHAHA
Similar joke is told in "The Boondock Saints"
Similar but better*
Everything is better when featured in The Boondock Saints.
Especially since I did that from memory.
He said nigger in the movie.
You fail.
Weak.
Quote from: OG Trust on August 05, 2005, 09:14:57 AM
He said nigger in the movie.
You fail.
What movie? I heard this from my friend you loser.
Quote from: Sidoh on August 05, 2005, 11:49:31 AM
Quote from: OG Trust on August 05, 2005, 09:14:57 AM
He said nigger in the movie.
You fail.
What movie? I heard this from my friend you loser.
The Boondock Saints
I heard it from my friend you loser.
I saw that movie last week, its great! (Irish 1 - Italians .5)
I'm Irish.
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