Relatively easy one. :)
If you have two coins that total 30 cents, and one of the coins is not a nickel, what are the two coins?
Two Canadian quarters. Worth ~$.30 USD. What do I win?
(I know that's wrong, but it's still funny)
I hate you & die.
The one that isn't a nickel is a quarter the other one is a nickel!
+1 for Ergot.
... Grrr. Wtf. I open the thread, think for 2s and there are already replies. I had it too, damnit!
Could be in a foreign country... they have a 20 cent piece and a 10 cent piece.