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Title: Dead
Post by: iago on August 13, 2005, 10:13:38 AM
Detective Jones discovered Sandy lying on her side in a puddle of water and broken glass.  Jones instantly realized she was dead.  Since Sandy had no cuts on her body, how did she die?
Title: Re: Dead
Post by: trust on August 13, 2005, 11:45:18 AM
She drowned.
Title: Re: Dead
Post by: iago on August 13, 2005, 11:49:17 AM
Bah, I was going to add "she didn't drown" but I figured I wouldn't since it's so hard to die in a puddle :)
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Post by: Blaze on August 13, 2005, 11:54:10 AM
She mixed drugs with alcohol and dropped the bottle as she died!
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Post by: iago on August 13, 2005, 11:54:36 AM
Haha, that's a good answer, but no.  It was water, not alcohol :)
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Post by: Ergot on August 13, 2005, 12:02:57 PM
Heartattack :S ?
Title: Re: Dead
Post by: iago on August 13, 2005, 12:03:14 PM
Nope
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Post by: trust on August 13, 2005, 12:05:33 PM
Head trauma.
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Post by: Ergot on August 13, 2005, 12:07:48 PM
She ate glass :(
Title: Re: Dead
Post by: iago on August 13, 2005, 12:13:30 PM
Haha, no.

You can ask me yes/no questions about this one if you want to
Title: Re: Dead
Post by: Blaze on August 13, 2005, 12:17:52 PM
Does she have any bruises?
Title: Re: Dead
Post by: iago on August 13, 2005, 12:31:12 PM
No
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Post by: Blaze on August 13, 2005, 12:33:21 PM
Did she slip?
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Post by: iago on August 13, 2005, 12:37:18 PM
No
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Post by: Sidoh on August 13, 2005, 01:05:03 PM
Was there poison in her water? ^^;
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Post by: trust on August 13, 2005, 01:05:53 PM
Was she murdered?
Title: Re: Dead
Post by: iago on August 13, 2005, 02:09:25 PM
No, it was plain water.

And no, it was probably an accident. 
Title: Re: Dead
Post by: trust on August 13, 2005, 05:54:30 PM
Was she a man?
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Post by: c0n on August 13, 2005, 05:57:46 PM
Did she commit suicide?
Title: Re: Dead
Post by: iago on August 13, 2005, 06:09:43 PM
No, and no. 

The gender is irrelevant, it's just meant to confuse. 

The death was an accident. 
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Post by: rabbit on August 13, 2005, 07:12:26 PM
She choked on ice and then died, fell over, the glass broke, and the ice melted.  GG AGAIN.  Fucking ice :\
Title: Re: Dead
Post by: iago on August 13, 2005, 07:39:23 PM
Quote from: R.a.B.B.i.T on August 13, 2005, 07:12:26 PM
She choked on ice and then died, fell over, the glass broke, and the ice melted.  GG AGAIN.  Fucking ice :\

Haha, no, not even close.  Sorry :P
Title: Re: Dead
Post by: rabbit on August 13, 2005, 07:47:02 PM
That's it and you know it!
Title: Re: Dead
Post by: Eric on August 13, 2005, 07:47:52 PM
Fishes need water to live...
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Post by: trust on August 13, 2005, 07:49:06 PM
Quote from: LoRd[nK] on August 13, 2005, 07:47:52 PM
Fishes need water to live...

Fishes? LOL WHAT R U 5?!

Peoples need water too. LOL
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Post by: Palio on August 13, 2005, 07:54:21 PM
She got hit on the head with a bottle, somehow, and got concussed, fell over into the puddle and died of frostbite.
Title: Re: Dead
Post by: trust on August 13, 2005, 08:42:37 PM
Quote from: Palio on August 13, 2005, 07:54:21 PM
She got hit on the head with a bottle, somehow, and got concussed, fell over into the puddle and died of frostbite.

She would have had a bruise or a cut.
Title: Re: Dead
Post by: Ergot on August 13, 2005, 08:44:17 PM
Sandy is blonde, she was shot by a water gun and died.
Title: Re: Dead
Post by: iago on August 13, 2005, 09:29:28 PM
Quote from: LoRd[nK] on August 13, 2005, 07:47:52 PM
Fishes need water to live...

Yes, they certainly do!
Title: Re: Dead
Post by: iago on August 14, 2005, 09:17:38 PM
Quote from: iago on August 13, 2005, 09:29:28 PM
Quote from: LoRd[nK] on August 13, 2005, 07:47:52 PM
Fishes need water to live...

Yes, they certainly do!

Yes, fish certainly die if they're out of water!
Title: Re: Dead
Post by: Ergot on August 14, 2005, 09:53:45 PM
Then move this thing to solved :/
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Post by: iago on August 14, 2005, 10:03:24 PM
It hasn't been solved to my satisfaction
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Post by: Krazed on August 15, 2005, 10:34:57 AM
Quote from: iago on August 14, 2005, 10:03:24 PM
It hasn't been solved to my satisfaction

She's obviously a mermaid.
Title: Re: Dead
Post by: Blaze on August 15, 2005, 12:18:35 PM
Sandy is a goldfish.  She was in her bowl thing when someone accidently dropped her.  They left here there and with the lack of water to get oxygen from, she died.
Title: Re: Dead
Post by: Joe on August 15, 2005, 02:20:49 PM
Hey iago, you realize that you quoted and replyed to LoRd, then quoted and replyed to yourself?

LoRd: Fishes need water.
iago: Yep, you're right LoRd, they sure do!
iago: iago's right. Fish need water.
Title: Re: Dead
Post by: iago on August 15, 2005, 02:55:05 PM
Quote from: Joex86] link=topic=2259.msg21474#msg21474 date=1124130049]
Hey iago, you realize that you quoted and replyed to LoRd, then quoted and replyed to yourself?

LoRd: Fishes need water.
iago: Yep, you're right LoRd, they sure do!
iago: iago's right. Fish need water.

Yes, I was trying to get the point across since nobody was answering. 

Blaze is correct, now. 
Title: Re: Dead
Post by: Krazed on August 15, 2005, 10:43:09 PM
Bullshit. She was a mermaid.