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General Forums => Introductions! => Topic started by: Newby on August 29, 2005, 11:35:51 PM

Title: Hi, I'm Newby!
Post by: Newby on August 29, 2005, 11:35:51 PM
I'm Newby. My real name is James. I'm 15 years old and a sophmore in high school. I'm a metal head and a computer geek (at one point in my life I knew assembly/C/C++/C#/VB/Perl really really well, not anymore though) and an avid supporter of linux and music piracy.

No, no girlfriend. Sadly enough, I don't think chicks around here like metalheads nor computer geeks, nor a combination of the two! :(

I'm only in x86. Hehe!

I'm friends with nearly everybody in here (Except MyndFyre. That homo wants to kill NewbFyre. I hope he dies!) (:-*)

My favorite TV show? Uh, Family Guy! Followed by The Simpsons!

Favorite movie? Hmm... The Matrix!

Favorite band? Heh, way too many favorite bands to name. Right now, I'm lovin' Engorged. Now that I think about it, at school I said my favorite band was Metallica. Of course, two kids in the front row told me to say it! But Metallica (especially their first two albums) kicks ass.

Favorite country? CANADA! Legal music downloading! :D

Favorite continent? Bleh, fuck if I know.

Favorite season? Winter! It's nice and cool.

Favorite type of weather? Sunny, but nice and cool.

Favorite subject in school? Math! It's the only subject that doesn't blow goats.

Favorite chemical? ALCOHOL! ;D

Favorite food would definetely have to be steak. Favorite drink = coca-cola.

Favorite book: Heh, I don't really read. :/

Favorite operating system: Linux! (Slackware is my favorite distro.)

Favorite phone company: I've really loved T-Mobile. I'm on Verizon at the moment, and I hate their service.

Favorite sport: Skateboarding! (hey, I hate team sports. Individual sports are <3)

Style of game: RPGs are amazingly addicting. KOTOR / KOTOR2 / Baldur's Gate / Baldur's Gate 2 are addictions that come to mind. Oh, how many hours I wasted playing those...

Favorite animal: Dog! I <3 dogs and cats.

Favorite pet: My dog UNIX (http://www.newbyproductions.net/images/unix.jpg)! (Hehe, I'm such a geek.)
Title: Re: Hi, I'm Newby!
Post by: AntiVirus on August 29, 2005, 11:39:21 PM
Lmao, Unix? haha!!

James, I thought you lived in Rons basement..  :)
Title: Re: Hi, I'm Newby!
Post by: Newby on August 29, 2005, 11:53:00 PM
Where did I say I didn't?!
Title: Re: Hi, I'm Newby!
Post by: AntiVirus on August 29, 2005, 11:58:42 PM
Lmao, my bad.. :)

P.S.
Family Guy = My favorite show as well.  Stewie = My Idol. :)
Title: Re: Hi, I'm Newby!
Post by: trust on August 30, 2005, 12:35:21 AM
You forgot three:

Best Friend: Trust
Favorite Person Ever: Trust
Favorite Thing Ever: Trust's penis

In case you noobs wanna front, I am Newby's bestest friend for 3 years. Don't you dare try to take my man.
Title: Re: Hi, I'm Newby!
Post by: Newby on August 30, 2005, 01:16:23 AM
I thought it was 2 years!

Remember that? :D (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=trustcofan33)
Title: Re: Hi, I'm Newby!
Post by: trust on August 30, 2005, 01:39:42 AM
Guess it was 2 years. I was thinking 2003 = 1, 2004 = 2, 2005 = 3, stupid me!
Title: Re: Hi, I'm Newby!
Post by: GameSnake on August 30, 2005, 07:16:51 PM
Hi Newby and welcome to the x86 forums!
Title: Re: Hi, I'm Newby!
Post by: Sidoh on September 15, 2005, 09:12:11 PM
Ahahah... What memories.  Madzbots was fun.  I hope madz is doing well.  :)

And out of curiousity, I searched for the definition of my name (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sidoh).  Haha.  Warrior.  :P

And for anyone who cares: BRINGING UP OLD POSTS OWN YOU SHUT UP
Title: Re: Hi, I'm Newby!
Post by: Screenor on September 15, 2005, 10:48:01 PM
Newby, do you rape your dog? (Seriously, wtf.)
Title: Re: Hi, I'm Newby!
Post by: Newby on September 15, 2005, 10:49:07 PM
Uh, no...
Title: Re: Hi, I'm Newby!
Post by: Joe on September 15, 2005, 10:57:05 PM
His dog enjoys it. Newby has sex with UNIX on a regular basis.
Title: Re: Hi, I'm Newby!
Post by: AntiVirus on September 16, 2005, 11:45:32 AM
Newby does genetic programming with his dog?

Ewww!!! I think you and Gamesnake should get together so Gamesnake can help you find forums. :) http://www.x86labs.org/forum/index.php/topic,2829.0.html
Title: Re: Hi, I'm Newby!
Post by: GameSnake on September 16, 2005, 01:34:03 PM
I don't get it. What are you trying to say, Brandon?
Title: Re: Hi, I'm Newby!
Post by: AntiVirus on September 16, 2005, 01:41:51 PM
Quotewhy does a beastiality
Which would be what Newb was doing if he is having sex with Unix. 

Unix = Newby's Dog

Genetic Programming = Creating babies (DNA)

Does that make more since?
Title: Re: Hi, I'm Newby!
Post by: GameSnake on September 16, 2005, 03:40:49 PM
Yes I thought that is what you meant. I could show him the biggest (1million members!!) bestiality board online, but that still doesn't mean I fuck animals. :P
Title: Re: Hi, I'm Newby!
Post by: AntiVirus on September 16, 2005, 04:01:07 PM
Lol, you may not fuck them, but you are probably interested in that stuff.  Seeing that you FOUND a board about it, and you were admin on the forums!!!!!

You can't tell me you aren't into fucking animals. :)
Title: Re: Hi, I'm Newby!
Post by: Sidoh on September 16, 2005, 07:23:42 PM
Quote from: Brandon on September 16, 2005, 01:41:51 PM
Quotewhy does a beastiality
Which would be what Newb was doing if he is having sex with Unix. 

Unix = Newby's Dog

Genetic Programming = Creating babies (DNA)

Does that make more since?

No, not really.  Genetic Programming (http://www.cs.bham.ac.uk/~wbl/thesis.glossary.html#genetic_programming) uses computers to analyze genetic code.
Title: Re: Hi, I'm Newby!
Post by: GameSnake on September 16, 2005, 09:40:28 PM
Quote from: Sidoh on September 16, 2005, 07:23:42 PM
Quote from: Brandon on September 16, 2005, 01:41:51 PM
Quotewhy does a beastiality
Which would be what Newb was doing if he is having sex with Unix. 

Unix = Newby's Dog

Genetic Programming = Creating babies (DNA)

Does that make more since?

No, not really.  Genetic Programming (http://www.cs.bham.ac.uk/~wbl/thesis.glossary.html#genetic_programming) uses computers to analyze genetic code.
Rofl. Owned.
Title: Re: Hi, I'm Newby!
Post by: rabbit on September 17, 2005, 12:07:11 AM
I can't be a denominator. (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=r.a.b.b.i.t) :'(
Title: Re: Hi, I'm Newby!
Post by: AntiVirus on September 17, 2005, 01:33:28 PM
QuoteGenetic Programming uses computers to analyze genetic code.
Rofl.