yes but its still funny as hell ;D
Poor Trust... Haha
Quote from: StAiN on April 10, 2005, 02:58:17 PM
Poor Trust... Haha
Trust could have his own thread for "funny quotes", anything on his emcee name.
Trust is great. My quotes.txt file is at least 20kb of Trust quotes.
well most of what trust says is just ROFL
That's because Trust rocks niggas' socks.
Err, Trust is almost
too black now...
Anyways, some Trust quotes!
Quote(16:54:12) Trust: oh btw, my sister is snotty :(
(16:54:20) Trust: my mom told her to make her bed so she said
(16:54:27) Trust: "Mommy, you say I'm your princess right?"
(16:54:29) Trust: "Yes."
(16:54:40) Trust: "The most beautiful princess in the world?"
(16:54:41) Trust: "Yes."
(16:54:51) Trust: "Well princesses have chamber maids who make their beds for them."
[04:48:46 PM] Newby1337: maybe later, I'm bored and trying to convince archon not to go insane.
[04:48:52 PM] Trust1337: lol
[04:48:55 PM] Trust1337: I tried earlier
[04:49:06 PM] Trust1337: I said "it's better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all"
[04:49:11 PM] Trust1337: his response: "I should shoot you."
[04:49:19 PM] Trust1337: I suck at comforting, I thin.
[04:49:19 PM] Trust1337: k
[04:59:30 PM] Trust1337: I went to greenbrier today, it's a shopping city in a city around here. I had a gift card to best buy, and barnes and noble, both of those are in that shopping center.
[05:00:45 PM] Trust1337: barnes and noble was selling soime books for $1.99
[05:00:53 PM] Trust1337: it rocked, because I got $105 worth for $10
[05:01:07 PM] Newby1337: :_
[05:01:17 PM] Trust1337: none you'd be interested in though
[05:01:26 PM] Trust1337: except maybe 'barbs from the bard'
[05:01:30 PM] Newby1337: :O
[05:01:47 PM] Trust1337: it's a book of shakesperean insults
[05:02:16 PM] Trust1337: for instance
[05:02:38 PM] Trust1337: I would the milk, they mother gave thee when though suck'dst her breast had been a little ratsbane for they sake
[05:02:43 PM] Trust1337: henry vi part 1: v, 4
[05:02:50 PM] Trust1337: Translation: I wish you'd never been born
[05:02:51 PM] Trust1337: heh
[05:03:00 PM] Trust1337: I'm going to use these on you or something. :)
[04:50:45 PM] Trust1337: I need to learn to crack stuff myself
[04:50:57 PM] Trust1337: because since darkness cracked replay I have to download rap for him :(
[04:51:49 PM] Trust1337: I was thinking, and I don't think the whole killing family thing is a thing of OCD
[04:51:57 PM] Trust1337: I think it's from the shitty music you listen to
[04:52:09 PM] Trust1337: rotting your brain
[07:18:31 PM] Newby1337: http://www.newbyproductions.net/images/mouse.gif
[07:18:33 PM] Newby1337: My new avatarB)
[07:18:44 PM] Trust1337: WAS THAT IN YOUR HOUSE?!?!!?!??!!?
[07:18:48 PM] Newby1337: NO.
[07:18:50 PM] Trust1337: ok good
[07:18:50 PM] Newby1337: BUT ITS PRETTY^__^
[07:18:57 PM] Trust1337: OMG I WOULD FREAK OUT IF I SAW A MOUSE IN MY HOUSE
[07:19:03 PM] Newby1337: I WOULD BE LIKG "OMG <3"
[07:19:06 PM] Trust1337: unless of course I bought it.
[07:19:09 PM] Trust1337: and it was a pet or something
[07:19:15 PM] Trust1337: but a wild one omg
[07:19:19 PM] Trust1337: I saw one outside once
[07:19:21 PM] Newby1337: I would smile and hug it :D
[07:19:22 PM] Trust1337: it was soooooo not cool
[07:19:25 PM] Trust1337: wtf?
[07:19:30 PM] Trust1337: it'd bite your face off noob
[07:19:34 PM] Newby1337: You make me laugh.
[07:19:39 PM] Newby1337: <((l)_(l))>
[07:19:39 PM] Newby1337: <3
[07:19:47 PM] Trust1337: this is soooo not a laughing matter.
[19:13:17] <newby_> Trust wants my vhost.
[19:13:18] <newby_> ;)
[19:13:26] <trust> no.
[19:13:33] <newby_> YES YOU DO.
[19:13:39] * newby_ humps Trust
[19:13:40] <trust> maybe.
[19:13:47] * trust e-Cums
[19:13:50] <newby_> ...weirdo.
[19:13:50] <newby_> :(
[23:40:37] <_trust|SleepFoRizzle|AFKNigz> I AM GOING TO CAP U IF U DONT LEAVE NETWORKS YOU FCKIN CCKSCKINNGRFGTJW
[23:41:07] <_trust|SleepFoRizzle|AFKNigz> MESS WIT TRUST AND U AND UR HOMIES MAY BE LYING IN CHALK
[23:46:22] <_trust|SleepFoRizzle|AFKNigz> FOOL TRUST B OUT
[23:46:36] <_trust|SleepFoRizzle|AFKNigz> IBOUT LYKE N ARECT PENIS
[23:46:39] <tnarongi> Wangster...
[23:47:27] <_trust|SleepFoRizzle|AFKNigz> FUCK DIS SILENCE TRUST GONNA BRING IN SUM VIOLENCE
[23:48:44] <_trust|SleepFoRizzle|AFKNigz> BUT NETWORKZ U BEST WATCH UR BACK OR ILL BE BUSTIN A CAP AND A HALF IN UR ASS FOOL
[23:48:51] <_trust|SleepFoRizzle|AFKNigz> YOURE ON TRUST TERRORTORY
[23:49:38] <_trust|SleepFoRizzle|AFKNigz> NO LAUGHING WTF DO U THINK DIS IS #COMEDYCLUB? NIGGA
[23:50:05] <_trust|SleepFoRizzle|AFKNigz> NOW TRUST NEEDS HIZ BUTY SLEEP SO L8AZ
[23:50:25] <_trust|SleepFoRizzle|AFKNigz> k later phew
[23:50:30] <newby> Phew.
[23:50:33] <newby> Trust is normal again.
[23:50:43] <_trust|SleepFoRizzle|AFKNigz> no phew is short for nephew
[23:50:51] <_trust|SleepFoRizzle|AFKNigz> cr@CKA
[23:51:28] <_trust|SleepFoRizzle|AFKNigz> WELL EVNE NTRUST NEEDS SOME SLEEP B4 HE KONTINUS HIS MURDAS SO AFKILLZLE
xp is Trust@is.newbys.bitch * Trust
xp is Trust@is.newbys.bitch * I'm the biggest liberal in the world!
Where is the other 15.36KB of ME~!?
I was mistaken. Most were from iago.
I left a few of yours out, though!@ :)
Post them, I make me laugh. I didn't realize I was this hilarious.
I sqrt(rock^2)-rock.
Most of people from e1 are funny.
*Looks up some gangsta talk form darkness*
Our names are semi-invisible - it was actually [funn]e1. :)
Quote from: ZeroX on April 20, 2005, 02:44:48 PM
Most of people from e1 are funny.
*Looks up some gangsta talk form darkness*
Yeah, I know I pwn.
Quote from: iago
It wasn't illegalized for the obvious reason, it was illegalized for a really dumb reason involving Mexicans that I forget now.
So how about getting that song trust..
[11:56:45 PM] -- Tina(x17)@USEast: ZeroX Guess what?
[11:57:00 PM] -- Tina(x17)@USEast: Iam having anal sex with your nipples, and There isnt a thing you can do about it?
[11:57:16 PM] -- Tina(x17)@USEast: What do you think of that?
[11:57:22 PM] -- ZeroXBot: kek
[non x86 quotes, deemed appropriate to this thread by me]
[19:10] <@Noetic> Bragging about being smarter than Americans would be like bragging about breathing oxygen.
[21:24:29] DarkMinion: I'm at Seton Hospital visiting my grandpa
[21:24:35] DarkMinion: They got a wicked T3 line here ^_^
[1:16:50 AM] <Severe.Chobo> DUDE I SMELL BAD >.< gg moopslar
[1:16:58 AM] <Severe.Chobo> we pwntzor >.<
[1:17:51 AM] <Severe.Chobo> ima pee and make some tang >.<!
[1:17:48 AM] <Severe.Chobo> ^&.^ kK
<Zorm> oh yeah, male models now that would be hot~
<tmp> why do you get all the love in the world ?<mako> was about to say, that doesn't apply for me, I have porn on queue
*goes into quotes folder*
(12:04:20) Ron: April 02, 2005 Know The Law In Seattle, it is illegal to carry a concealed weapon longer than 6 feet.
(12:04:31) Ron: I'd kinda like to see somebody trying to conceal a weapon larger than 6 feet.
(01:00:38) g0d 0f myg0t: what
(01:00:40) g0d 0f myg0t: why u aint on vent
(01:00:43) g0d 0f myg0t: im fucking vent
(01:00:44) g0d 0f myg0t: bent
(01:00:46) g0d 0f myg0t: i dont wanna type
(01:00:47) g0d 0f myg0t: so repent
(01:00:53) g0d 0f myg0t logged out.
[7:01:37 PM] <Scr33n0r.de -: Now Playing: 3: System of a Down - PRISON SONG :->
[7:11:39 PM] <Scr33n0r.de -: Now Playing: 2: Atreyu - someone's standing on my chest :->
[7:13:07 PM] <vuther.de> screenor
[7:13:10 PM] <vuther.de> take that fucken idle off damint
[7:14:09 PM] <Scr33n0r.de -: Now Playing: 1: Justin Timberlake - Cry Me A River :->
(11:47:29) THe SiCk EmPiRe: Thats because
(11:47:32) THe SiCk EmPiRe: you're young
(11:47:36) THe SiCk EmPiRe: and stupid
(11:47:37) Scr33n0r: that's*
(00:56:09) Mythix85: my chair just owned me
(00:56:12) Mythix85: I was rocking backwards
(00:56:13) Scr33n0r: ...
(00:56:13) Mythix85: and fell
Mike.C says:
IF THE FBI SEES ME LOOKINAG AT THAT SHIT
Mike.C says:
I GO TO JAIL
Mike.C says:
DO NOT PASS GO
Mike.C says:
DO NOT COLLECT 200
Warrior R 1337: no lie
Warrior R 1337: Im a doctor
Warrior R 1337: I work at harvard
Warrior R 1337: I found a cure for anal cancer
Trust1337: btw
Trust1337: I made a collage of all the girl sI liked between 2nd and 9th grade.
[11:16:43 PM] <CrAz3D[xL]>say /time
[11:16:43 PM] <CrAz3D> time
[11:16:47 PM] <Mythix[xL]> time
[11:16:50 PM] <Scr33n0rHere> time
[11:16:52 PM] <Scr33n0rHere> ..
[12:49:04 AM] <Warrior[x86]> Alright Im going to post what I would post in sL channel here so I can still pretend im saying it yet not say it (shutup)
(22:02:54) Joey: what was the instalation charge
(22:03:01) Scr33n0r: 75$
(22:03:09) Joey: hole shit
(22:03:18) Joey: holee**
(22:03:22) Scr33n0r: holy*
<TheSickEmpire> (06:11:48) CapTiN CrAy0n: shes one of those
<TheSickEmpire> (06:11:53) CapTiN CrAy0n: i dont put dick in my mouth girls
<TheSickEmpire> (06:11:58) ThE SiCk EmPiRe: WTF
<TheSickEmpire> (06:11:59) CapTiN CrAy0n: lol
<TheSickEmpire> (06:12:01) CapTiN CrAy0n: i know
<TheSickEmpire> (06:12:02) ThE SiCk EmPiRe: HOLY FUCK
<TheSickEmpire> (06:12:05) ThE SiCk EmPiRe: DROP THAT BITCH
You tards. It's quotes from op x86!
Quote from: Joex86] link=topic=200.msg19568#msg19568 date=1123495505]
Bump.
You can't really bump a stickied topic.
Quote from: Newby on August 08, 2005, 06:49:21 AM
You tards. It's quotes from op x86!
Quik said no. :(
[7:01:37 PM] <Scr33n0r.de -: Now Playing: 3: System of a Down - PRISON SONG :->
[7:11:39 PM] <Scr33n0r.de -: Now Playing: 2: Atreyu - someone's standing on my chest :->
[7:13:07 PM] <vuther.de> screenor
[7:13:10 PM] <vuther.de> take that fucken idle off damint
[7:14:09 PM] <ZeroX.de> KEK
Quote from: ZeroX on August 13, 2005, 03:54:47 AM
[7:01:37 PM] <Scr33n0r.de -: Now Playing: 3: System of a Down - PRISON SONG :->
[7:11:39 PM] <Scr33n0r.de -: Now Playing: 2: Atreyu - someone's standing on my chest :->
[7:13:07 PM] <vuther.de> screenor
[7:13:10 PM] <vuther.de> take that fucken idle off damint
[7:14:09 PM] <ZeroX.de> KEK
Fake quote. You weren't even in .de at the time newb.
[7:01:37 PM] <Scr33n0r.de -: Now Playing: 3: System of a Down - PRISON SONG :->
[7:11:39 PM] <Scr33n0r.de -: Now Playing: 2: Atreyu - someone's standing on my chest :->
[7:13:07 PM] <vuther.de> screenor
[7:13:10 PM] <vuther.de> take that fucken idle off damint
[7:14:09 PM] <Scr33n0r.de -: Now Playing: 1: Justin Timberlake - Cry Me A River :->
Quote(21:09:49) Ergot: Quote(19:23:57) Jimmy: I got world history with this really retarded chinese guy
(19:24:01) Jimmy: I hate that bastard.
(21:10:10) [x86] Joe: Hypocrite
(21:10:11) [x86] Joe: =p
(21:10:31) Ergot: Hypocrite?
(21:10:39) [x86] Joe: Yes
(21:10:47) [x86] Joe: You're a really retarded chinese guy
(21:10:53) Ergot: ...
(21:10:56) ***Ergot slaps joe.
(21:10:57) Ergot: block.
(21:10:59) [x86] Joe: k.
(21:11:00) [x86] Joe: bai.
[22:47:43.968] <Brolly.de> Grammar is the difference between "I helped my uncle Jack off a horse" and "I helped my uncle jack off a horse."
Scr33n0r stop posting unfunny quotes from places other than Op x86.
Quote from: OG Trust on September 01, 2005, 10:26:46 AM
Scr33n0r stop posting unfunny quotes from places other than Op x86.
Shut face e-thug, you're not cool. Most of the quotes from others aren't from x86 channel either.
Well at least they've got half of the criteria down.
Nobody cares what happens in *myg0t*, especially not #myg0t.
Then don't reply.
QuoteFunny Quotes From Op x86-
if (!strcmp("#myg0t", "#x86"))
{
leaveclan(newby);
}
WTF DON'T LEAVE CLAN NEWBY OMFG DIE
deadly can read C? ew.
[01:31:47.592] <Lord.de> ?Trigger
[01:31:52.842] <Lord.de> .ban joe*
[01:31:55.404] <Lord.de> !ban joe*
[01:32:00.779] <Lord.de> Stupid vuther!
[01:47:07.154] <Joetheodd2> haha
LOL OWNED @ LORD
Quote from: Joex86] link=topic=200.msg25219#msg25219 date=1125988491]
deadly can read C? ew.
[01:31:47.592] <Lord.de> ?Trigger
[01:31:52.842] <Lord.de> .ban joe*
[01:31:55.404] <Lord.de> !ban joe*
[01:32:00.779] <Lord.de> Stupid vuther!
[01:47:07.154] <Joetheodd2> haha
Funny quotes from
Op x86.
This shouldn't be hard, especially for clan members.
Yes it is.
http://www.x86labs.org/forum/index.php/topic,2675.msg25203.html#msg25203
Clan SBs @ East
[21:51:01.592] Ergot was banned by God_Of_SlaYerS (Ban Evasion).
[21:51:01.686] Ergot was banned by Distant.Echo (Ban Evasion).
[21:51:01.795] Ergot was banned by QuikHelp (Ban Evasion).
[21:51:01.873] Ergot was banned by Helpfiles (Ban Evasion).
[21:51:02.076] Ergot was banned by HdxEvilFire27 (Ban Evasion).
[21:51:11.670] <Joe-Tech> LOL
Thats why bots who talk to each other about banning would be good.
Joe: Zach, you're white trash.
Ashley: Joe, that makes you black trash.
Joe: So you admit it then, I'm black.
Ashley: You're not black..
Joe: You just said I am.
Ashley: No I didn't..
*later on*
Somebody: *something funny that I didn't hear goes here*
Zach: LOLOLOLOLOL
Joe: LOLOLOLOLOL (I laughed at how stupid Zach laughed)
Ashley: LOLOLOLOL
Everybody: LOLOLOLOL
Zach: /me turns red as a cherry
Zach: /me lays head down on desk
Zach: /me starts drooling, still laughing
Ashley: Omg hes gonna dye..
Joe: Who cares?
Megan: Zach stop laughing!
Zach: LOLOLOL
Teacher: Zach, do you need to cool down out in the hall?
Zach: LOLOL I THINK SO LOLOLOL
*five minutes later, zach comes back in*
Zach: LOLOLOLOL
Joe: ...
Due to popularity of breaking the rule of posting quotes from op x86 only, I've split + made this thread.
Enjoy it, bitches.