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Title: Hellen Keller
Post by: mfqr on September 25, 2005, 06:07:13 PM
How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her?
they left the plunger in the toilet

Why did Hellen Keller's dog jump off the cliff?
you would too if your name was "eoooeoouu"
Title: Re: Hellen Keller
Post by: Ergot on September 25, 2005, 06:22:43 PM
If Helen Keller is alone in a forest and falls, does she make a sound?

Q:  Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?
A:  So she can moan with the other!

Q:  What is the worst story Helen Keller ever read?
A:  A cheese grater
Title: Re: Hellen Keller
Post by: mfqr on September 25, 2005, 06:31:25 PM
Quote from: Ergot on September 25, 2005, 06:22:43 PM
If Helen Keller is alone in a forest and falls, does she make a sound?

Q:  Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?
A:  So she can moan with the other!

Q:  What is the worst story Helen Keller ever read?
A:  A cheese grater

I like the masturbation one, hahahaha. The plunger one is my fav though  ;D
Title: Re: Hellen Keller
Post by: d&q on September 25, 2005, 07:29:18 PM
Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive?

A: Because she is a woman.
Title: Re: Hellen Keller
Post by: AntiVirus on September 25, 2005, 07:37:58 PM
I have another one about how did they punish her.

Q: How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her?
A: They rearranged the furniture.
Title: Re: Hellen Keller
Post by: Screenor on September 25, 2005, 09:44:11 PM
Quote from: Brandon on September 25, 2005, 07:37:58 PM
I have another one about how did they punish her.

Q: How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her?
A: They rearranged the furniture.
Rofl.

Plunger one/masturbation ones were also very good.
Title: Re: Hellen Keller
Post by: Sidoh on September 26, 2005, 03:32:16 AM
Quote from: Deuce on September 25, 2005, 07:29:18 PM
Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive?

A: Because she is a woman.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!  That's really, really good.  I'm going to use that now!
Title: Re: Hellen Keller
Post by: Mythix on September 26, 2005, 01:21:11 PM
This goes along with why they cant drive.


Why they cant work on cars.


(http://www.silentskulls.com/images/Why_women_cant_work_on_cars.jpg)
Title: Re: Hellen Keller
Post by: Screenor on September 26, 2005, 05:05:09 PM
Quote from: Mythix on September 26, 2005, 01:21:11 PM
This goes along with why they cant drive.


Why they cant work on cars.


(http://www.silentskulls.com/images/Why_women_cant_work_on_cars.jpg)
That's so old, Mythix, god damn. :(
Title: Re: Hellen Keller
Post by: Newby on September 26, 2005, 06:09:03 PM
It still looks nice. =P
Title: Re: Hellen Keller
Post by: Joe on September 26, 2005, 09:51:14 PM
*saves in porn folder*
Title: Re: Hellen Keller
Post by: Towelie on September 27, 2005, 10:50:47 PM
rofl, Im sorry but huge ass fake boobs dont turn me on
Title: Re: Hellen Keller
Post by: Joe on September 27, 2005, 11:55:43 PM
Those are condoms filled with water. =p
Title: Re: Hellen Keller
Post by: Screenor on September 28, 2005, 01:08:59 AM
Quote from: Joe[e2] on September 27, 2005, 11:55:43 PM
Those are condoms filled with water. =p
Otherwise, fake. and why couldn't they be water balloons? Or even just plan balloons?
Title: Re: Hellen Keller
Post by: trust on September 28, 2005, 05:53:05 PM
What do these have to do with Helen Keller?
Title: Re: Hellen Keller
Post by: Ergot on September 28, 2005, 06:10:31 PM
Quote from: OG Trust on September 28, 2005, 05:53:05 PM
What do these have to do with Helen Keller?
She had big breast.
Title: Re: Hellen Keller
Post by: rabbit on September 28, 2005, 08:27:29 PM
Quote from: OG Trust on September 28, 2005, 05:53:05 PM
What do these have to do with Helen Keller?
You do remember what forums you're on, right?
Title: Re: Hellen Keller
Post by: Joe on September 28, 2005, 09:44:35 PM
LOL rabbit

Whos Hellen Keller?
Title: Re: Hellen Keller
Post by: trust on September 28, 2005, 10:04:26 PM
Some blind lady who is now dead. Gizzogle.

Rabbit: What's x86 have to do with Helen Keller?
Title: Re: Hellen Keller
Post by: Screenor on September 28, 2005, 10:12:05 PM
Quote from: Joe[e2] on September 28, 2005, 09:44:35 PM
LOL rabbit

Whos Hellen Keller?
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&safe=off&q=Helen+Keller&btnG=Search

It's a common story learned in elementary school.
Title: Re: Hellen Keller
Post by: Sidoh on September 28, 2005, 10:20:13 PM
Hellen Keller is a leet haxor.  She's the leader of the pr0j3ct m4yh3m movement.
Title: Re: Hellen Keller
Post by: Joe on September 28, 2005, 10:41:13 PM
No wonder shes dead. *glances at iago*

EDIT -
After reading the first article on the page Scr33n0r linked, you've all lost a little portion of my respect.
Title: Re: Hellen Keller
Post by: Screenor on September 29, 2005, 05:08:28 AM
Quote from: Joe[e2] on September 28, 2005, 10:41:13 PM
No wonder shes dead. *glances at iago*

EDIT -
After reading the first article on the page Scr33n0r linked, you've all lost a little portion of my respect.

I think I speak for all of us when I say you do realize no one cares for/wants your respect, correct? Stop saying that bullshit, because quite frankly I don't feel like hearing "UBGAH DURR, YOU LOST MY RESPECT NOW FOR LINKING K STFU & GTFO", it's pointless, it's spam, it's annoying, and it's matching you pretty nicely at the moment.
Title: Re: Hellen Keller
Post by: AntiVirus on September 29, 2005, 06:19:28 PM
Quote from: Scr33n0r on September 29, 2005, 05:08:28 AM
Quote from: Joe[e2] on September 28, 2005, 10:41:13 PM
No wonder shes dead. *glances at iago*

EDIT -
After reading the first article on the page Scr33n0r linked, you've all lost a little portion of my respect.

I think I speak for all of us when I say you do realize no one cares for/wants your respect, correct? Stop saying that bullshit, because quite frankly I don't feel like hearing "UBGAH DURR, YOU LOST MY RESPECT NOW FOR LINKING K STFU & GTFO", it's pointless, it's spam, it's annoying, and it's matching you pretty nicely at the moment.

Wow.. Screenor, you went WAY overboard on that one.. 

Title: Re: Hellen Keller
Post by: rabbit on September 29, 2005, 06:50:43 PM
Brandon............/smack
Title: Re: Hellen Keller
Post by: Joe on September 29, 2005, 08:02:14 PM
Rabbit...../emerfudd

Scr33n0r, what do you know about having made fun of for your while life? Nothing? Well, I do. You're a nice person, usually, but I have to say this: You're being an asshole right now.
Title: Re: Hellen Keller
Post by: Screenor on September 30, 2005, 04:57:25 AM
Quote from: Joe[e2] on September 29, 2005, 08:02:14 PM
Rabbit...../emerfudd

Scr33n0r, what do you know about having made fun of for your while life? Nothing? Well, I do. You're a nice person, usually, but I have to say this: You're being an asshole right now.
I can't understand your first sentence.

Further more, I'm only a nice person to people who aren't full of themselves, namely my close circle of friends, as I've called it for a long time now, and hey, you've never been in it, what does that tell you? Stop thinking everyone WANTS your respect and start trying to EARN theirs.
Title: Re: Hellen Keller
Post by: Joe on September 30, 2005, 07:52:03 AM
You don't understand the Elmer Fudd comment? Elmer Fudd hunts rabbits =p.

I don't care if you want my respect or not, I don't think its very nice to go making fun of people after their DEAD.
Title: Re: Hellen Keller
Post by: Screenor on September 30, 2005, 09:00:45 AM
Quote from: Joe[e2] on September 30, 2005, 07:52:03 AM
You don't understand the Elmer Fudd comment? Elmer Fudd hunts rabbits =p.

I don't care if you want my respect or not, I don't think its very nice to go making fun of people after their DEAD.
The elmerfudd thing wasn't a sentence, dolt. Your next sentence.

If you don't think it's nice to make fun of someone who's dead, say it, don't act like a stuck up little fuck off.

I sound very harsh, I know, however, if you want to get a point across, you can'tbe pussy footing around the subject.
Title: Re: Hellen Keller
Post by: d&q on September 30, 2005, 11:46:36 AM
She died in her sleep, not in a fiery hailstorm of death...
Title: Re: Hellen Keller
Post by: AntiVirus on September 30, 2005, 01:18:34 PM
Quote from: rabbit on September 29, 2005, 06:50:43 PM
Brandon............/smack
Thanks Rabbit... Lol.  ::)

Joe, I suppose Scr33n0r is right on one thing.  You first need to gain peoples respect before they care if they lost yours..  But, scr33n0r kinda went overboard on that one.  It could have been approached another way... A better more ethical way.  But, what is done is done I guess.
Title: Re: Hellen Keller
Post by: Screenor on September 30, 2005, 03:18:38 PM
Quote from: Brandon on September 30, 2005, 01:18:34 PM
Quote from: rabbit on September 29, 2005, 06:50:43 PM
Brandon............/smack
Thanks Rabbit... Lol.  ::)

Joe, I suppose Scr33n0r is right on one thing.  You first need to gain peoples respect before they care if they lost yours..  But, scr33n0r kinda went overboard on that one.  It could have been approached another way... A better more ethical way.  But, what is done is done I guess.
It has been, he's been told by others, I'm tired of the topic (as I said before) being pussy-footed around.