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Title: Hoff Soap
Post by: Newby on September 26, 2005, 05:41:11 PM
(http://www.newbyproductions.net/images/hoffsoap5iy.jpg)
Title: Re: Hoff Soap
Post by: Towelie on September 26, 2005, 05:44:21 PM
ROFL LOFUCKING L IVE NEVER SEEN SOMETHING SO FUCKING FUNNY, well maybe I hate, but thats fucking great! ROFLMAO gj, where/how did you find this
Title: Re: Hoff Soap
Post by: Newby on September 26, 2005, 05:44:37 PM
IRC!
Title: Re: Hoff Soap
Post by: Sidoh on September 26, 2005, 05:52:40 PM
LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!

Newby, you just made the whole WEEK worth getting up!
Title: Re: Hoff Soap
Post by: Towelie on September 26, 2005, 06:03:05 PM
yea, this is FUNNY
Title: Re: Hoff Soap
Post by: Ergot on September 26, 2005, 06:15:58 PM
My uncle sends me that stuff all the time, but thank god I have my:
(http://www.javaop.com/~ergot/antihoff.jpg)
Title: Re: Hoff Soap
Post by: drka on September 26, 2005, 07:23:07 PM
it says AntiVirus on the side. lol
Title: Re: Hoff Soap
Post by: Sidoh on September 26, 2005, 10:56:53 PM
Ugh, common.  That was meant to be funny, not mean.  -_-

(http://www.home.no/c0licab/captain.jpg)
Title: Re: Hoff Soap
Post by: Ergot on September 27, 2005, 03:03:50 AM
Hey if you guys want Hoff stuff, my uncle just sent me an assload ;/ Just give me your email... I'll foward them all. So far he's sent me over 20 :/... in the last 2 minutes.

Now: 3 pages of my Yahoo Inbox... that's ... roughly 75 of them o_o
Title: Re: Hoff Soap
Post by: Towelie on September 27, 2005, 06:07:33 PM
what is Hoff :-| I feel stupid asking, but id like to know
Title: Re: Hoff Soap
Post by: Sidoh on September 27, 2005, 06:09:16 PM
Quote1. Hoff link send redefine  81 up, 5 down 

Verb, pertaining to David Hasselhoff.

To be Hoffed – to be sent homoerotic images of David Hasselhoff in questionable outfits/poses with various props/animals. Considered an extreme insult, the most common form of Hoffing is done through electronic mail although various new and inventive methods have recently been discovered. The first ever hoffing is said to have taken place in 1997 in the town of Heidelberg in Germany where David Hasselhoff is an extremely popular singer. According to urban legend, a young male high school student sent the David Hasselhoff calendar (if you have never seen this consider yourself lucky) to a girl he had a crush on in an attempt to woo her. The attempt backfired when the horrified girl choked on a chicken sandwich which she was eating whilst opening the calendar. The act of Hoffing has since spread from smalltown Germany to the mainstream claiming thousands of victims. Although not usually resulting in loss of life, a Hoffing can lead to severe psychological trauma, temporary loss of motor function and 9 times out of 10 it will affect the Hoffee's up-chuck mechanism.

Oh, sweet mother of Jesus, FUCKK!!!!! I've been Hoffed again! I'll never open my email again.

That guy is such a butt-fucking loser! I'm gonna send him a Hoffing he will never forget!

Source: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hoff
Title: Re: Hoff Soap
Post by: Super_X on September 27, 2005, 09:03:57 PM
Quote from: Ergot on September 27, 2005, 03:03:50 AM
Hey if you guys want Hoff stuff, my uncle just sent me an assload ;/ Just give me your email... I'll foward them all. So far he's sent me over 20 :/... in the last 2 minutes.

Now: 3 pages of my Yahoo Inbox... that's ... roughly 75 of them o_o

I'd kind of like to see some of the funny ones of those. My email is: demi.god.of.pickles@gmail.com
Title: Re: Hoff Soap
Post by: Sidoh on September 27, 2005, 09:06:53 PM
Haha, nice e-mail, Super_X.

Send 'em to me too if you wouldn't mind, Ergot:  sidoh@dark-wire.net
Title: Re: Hoff Soap
Post by: Super_X on September 27, 2005, 09:10:45 PM
 :wub: Thanks, Hun. ^^  :-*

I came up with it after a 20 hour session of DnD with a few of my friends.
Title: Re: Hoff Soap
Post by: deadly7 on September 27, 2005, 09:59:24 PM
deadly7@gmail.com , go for it towelie
Title: Re: Hoff Soap
Post by: Ergot on September 27, 2005, 10:15:03 PM
I leave them in the hands of Sidoh and Super_X now, I'm exhausted from fowarding them individually... damn yahoo.
Title: Re: Hoff Soap
Post by: Super_X on September 28, 2005, 01:57:13 AM
Quote from: deadly7 on September 27, 2005, 09:59:24 PM
deadly7@gmail.com , go for it towelie

I'll send the bulk of them tomarrow.