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Title: [NSFW-- or what ever] Racist joke!
Post by: Super_X on October 24, 2005, 08:55:52 PM
Well, here's a racist joke I heard the other day from my cousin, if you can stand humor, you might like it.

This asian walks into the bar and walks up to the counter and says to the bartender "Get me a beer, Nigger!"
The bartender replies with "I dont like being called that, Man."
"Whatever, Nigger!" says the asian.
"Alright, lets see how you like it, lets switch places" says the bartender and switches the asian places.
"Get me a drink you shitty, Chink!" says the black man.
The asian says "We dont serve niggers here, get out!"
Title: Re: [NSFW-- or what ever] Racist joke!
Post by: Warrior on October 24, 2005, 09:16:44 PM
LOL!!!!!
Title: Re: [NSFW-- or what ever] Racist joke!
Post by: GameSnake on October 24, 2005, 09:22:28 PM
The black guy then beats the shit out of the chink. HAHA.
Title: Re: [NSFW-- or what ever] Racist joke!
Post by: Ergot on October 24, 2005, 10:16:57 PM
LMFAO ~~
Title: Re: [NSFW-- or what ever] Racist joke!
Post by: Blaze on October 24, 2005, 10:56:09 PM
Quote from: Super_X on October 24, 2005, 08:55:52 PM
Well, here's a racist joke I heard the other day from my cousin, if you can stand humor, you might like it.

This asian walks into the bar and walks up to the counter and says to the bartender "Get me a beer, Nigger!"
The bartender replies with "I dont like being called that, Man."
"Whatever, Nigger!" says the asian.
"Alright, lets see how you like it, lets switch places" says the bartender and switches the asian places.
"Get me a drink you shitty, Chink!" says the black man.
The asian says "We dont serve niggers here, get out!"
Hah, owned.

Quote from: GameSnake on October 24, 2005, 09:22:28 PM
The black guy then beats the shit out of the chink. HAHA.
So true... :)
Title: Re: [NSFW-- or what ever] Racist joke!
Post by: Newby on October 24, 2005, 11:27:51 PM
Told this to my friend's at school about a week ago.
Title: Re: [NSFW-- or what ever] Racist joke!
Post by: Super_X on October 25, 2005, 03:00:23 AM
Quote from: Newby on October 24, 2005, 11:27:51 PM
Told this to my friend's at school about a week ago.

Awesome! I heard it from my cousin near the end of August at out family reunion.
Title: Re: [NSFW-- or what ever] Racist joke!
Post by: trust on October 25, 2005, 06:02:03 AM
Quote from: GameSnake on October 24, 2005, 09:22:28 PM
The black guy then beats the shit out of the chink. HAHA.

The black guy and five of his friends then beat the shit out of the chink.*
Title: Re: [NSFW-- or what ever] Racist joke!
Post by: Joe on October 25, 2005, 08:29:03 AM
I guess I'll be driving home tonight.
Title: Re: [NSFW-- or what ever] Racist joke!
Post by: Screenor on October 25, 2005, 10:02:29 AM
Quote from: Super_X on October 24, 2005, 08:55:52 PM
Well, here's a racist joke I heard the other day from my cousin, if you can stand humor, you might like it.

This asian walks into the bar and walks up to the counter and says to the bartender "Get me a beer, Nigger!"
The bartender replies with "I dont like being called that, Man."
"Whatever, Nigger!" says the asian.
"Alright, lets see how you like it, lets switch places" says the bartender and switches the asian places.
"Get me a drink you shitty, Chink!" says the black man.
The asian says "We dont serve niggers here, get out!"
ROFL!!
Title: Re: [NSFW-- or what ever] Racist joke!
Post by: rabbit on October 25, 2005, 11:38:58 AM
Quote from: Super_X on October 24, 2005, 08:55:52 PM
Well, here's a racist joke I heard the other day from my cousin, if you can stand humor, you might like it.

This asian walks into the bar and walks up to the counter and says to the bartender "Get me a beer, Nigger!"
The bartender replies with "I dont like being called that, Man."
"Whatever, Nigger!" says the asian.
"Alright, lets see how you like it, lets switch places" says the bartender and switches the asian places.
"Get me a drink you shitty, Chink!" says the black man.
The asian says "We dont serve niggers here, get out!"
HAHAHA ROFL ~!
Title: Re: [NSFW-- or what ever] Racist joke!
Post by: Joe on October 25, 2005, 02:35:36 PM
Quote from: Joe[e2] on October 25, 2005, 08:29:03 AM
I guess I'll be driving home tonight.
Title: Re: [NSFW-- or what ever] Racist joke!
Post by: trust on October 25, 2005, 03:49:09 PM
huh Joe, I don't get it?
Title: Re: [NSFW-- or what ever] Racist joke!
Post by: Distant.Echo on October 25, 2005, 04:07:17 PM
Lawl.

I don't know 'lawl' means..but lawl.
Title: Re: [NSFW-- or what ever] Racist joke!
Post by: deadly7 on October 26, 2005, 05:28:24 PM
hahaha.
"LAWL" means "Laughing Abnoxiously While Lost".
Title: Re: [NSFW-- or what ever] Racist joke!
Post by: MyndFyre on October 26, 2005, 07:39:56 PM
Quote from: deadly7 on October 26, 2005, 05:28:24 PM
hahaha.
"LAWL" means "Laughing Abnoxiously While Lost".

No, it means "Lubricating Anally With Latex".
Title: Re: [NSFW-- or what ever] Racist joke!
Post by: Super_X on October 26, 2005, 09:56:48 PM
Quote from: MyndFyrex86] link=topic=3465.msg35555#msg35555 date=1130369996]
Quote from: deadly7 on October 26, 2005, 05:28:24 PM
hahaha.
"LAWL" means "Laughing Abnoxiously While Lost".

No, it means "Lubricating Anally With Latex".

If I remember correctally, Latex isn't good Anal lube. it burns when you put it in your ass-crack then hardens into rubber with some dude's dick in your ass. Then on it's way out, it tears out your ass hairs. :'( bad idea.. :'(
Title: Re: [NSFW-- or what ever] Racist joke!
Post by: MyndFyre on October 26, 2005, 11:45:48 PM
Quote from: Super_X on October 26, 2005, 09:56:48 PM
If I remember correctally
This will be a good lesson in spelling.  You were looking for the word "correctly," as opposed to what you put, which could look like a misspelling of "co-rectally."  Watch out for that, especially when talking about anal lube and latex.
Title: Re: [NSFW-- or what ever] Racist joke!
Post by: Super_X on October 27, 2005, 12:49:18 AM
Hehe.
That would be a fun mistake. And if you missed it, (or if I did it wrong) I was trying to write it like I'd tried it with newby.
Title: Re: [NSFW-- or what ever] Racist joke!
Post by: iago on October 27, 2005, 12:10:07 PM
My favorite racist joke is,

"What's the difference between a bench and a native [or, in the US, Mexican]?"
"A bench can support a family"