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Title: Towelie trys to program!
Post by: Joe on November 16, 2005, 12:14:27 AM
Quote[x86] Towelie: if joe=gay
[x86] Towelie: then exec {assrapingmonkey.cfg}
Joe: ERROR.
Joe: 1) Missing parenthesis around "joe=gay"
Joe: 2) You mean joe == gay, comparison, not assignment.
Joe: 3) Forgot the { at the end of the line.
Joe: 4) No then in C-Style languages
Joe: 5) system, not exec
Joe: 6) N space between system and {
Joe: 7) Pass arguments with ( ), not { }
Joe: 9) Configuration files are not executable
Joe: 10) You forgot your ;
Joe: 11) You forgot your } to end the if statment.
Joe: 12) TOWELIE SUCKS.
Joe: I'm so totally posting this on x86.

And that doesn't even mention that the configuration file isn't in quotes, and that joe and gay aren't defined. =p
Title: Re: Towelie trys to program!
Post by: Blaze on November 16, 2005, 12:16:56 AM
Your an idiot.  It might be 11 vald errors in C, but much less if it was supposed to be VB.
Title: Re: Towelie trys to program!
Post by: Ergot on November 16, 2005, 01:03:41 AM
Also featuring "Joe Tries To Count" and "Blaze Tries To Speak English".
Quote from: Joe[e2] on November 16, 2005, 12:14:27 AM
Quote[x86] Towelie: if joe=gay
[x86] Towelie: then exec {assrapingmonkey.cfg}
Joe: ERROR.
Joe: 1) Missing parenthesis around "joe=gay"
Joe: 2) You mean joe == gay, comparison, not assignment.
Joe: 3) Forgot the { at the end of the line.
Joe: 4) No then in C-Style languages
Joe: 5) system, not exec
Joe: 6) N space between system and {
Joe: 7) Pass arguments with ( ), not { }
Joe: 9) Configuration files are not executable
Joe: 10) You forgot your ;
Joe: 11) You forgot your } to end the if statment.
Joe: 12) TOWELIE SUCKS.
Joe: I'm so totally posting this on x86.

And that doesn't even mention that the configuration file isn't in quotes, and that joe and gay aren't defined. =p
8 comes after 7.
Quote from: Blaze on November 16, 2005, 12:16:56 AM
Your an idiot.  It might be 11 vald errors in C, but much less if it was supposed to be VB.
It is "you're" not "your".
It is "valid" not "vald".
Title: Re: Towelie trys to program!
Post by: Warrior on November 16, 2005, 01:11:53 AM
ERGOT I LOVE YOU ROFL.
Title: Re: Towelie trys to program!
Post by: Sidoh on November 16, 2005, 01:39:00 AM
Yes, Ergot is the essence of ownage.
Title: Re: Towelie trys to program!
Post by: Joe on November 16, 2005, 07:48:13 AM
Quote8 comes after 7.

CRAP.
Title: Re: Towelie trys to program!
Post by: Towelie on November 16, 2005, 10:52:19 AM
yeah, who said I wasnt doing it in VB? ? ? :-P
Title: Re: Towelie trys to program!
Post by: Sidoh on November 16, 2005, 07:05:00 PM
Quote from: Toweliex86] link=topic=3770.msg38902#msg38902 date=1132156339]
yeah, who said I wasnt doing it in VB? ? ? :-P

You were mixing languages! :)
Title: Re: Towelie trys to program!
Post by: iago on November 16, 2005, 07:17:37 PM
It looked like 100% valid pseudo-code to me..
Title: Re: Towelie trys to program!
Post by: Towelie on November 16, 2005, 07:19:07 PM
sweetness :)
Title: Re: Towelie trys to program!
Post by: Blaze on November 16, 2005, 07:39:48 PM
Quote from: Ergot on November 16, 2005, 01:03:41 AM
Also featuring "Joe Tries To Count" and "Blaze Tries To Speak English".
Shh, I typed that while half asleep.
Title: Re: Towelie trys to program!
Post by: Sidoh on November 16, 2005, 07:45:23 PM
Quote from: iago on November 16, 2005, 07:17:37 PM
It looked like 100% valid pseudo-code to me..

Hehehe
Title: Re: Towelie trys to program!
Post by: deadly7 on November 16, 2005, 10:30:54 PM
Quote from: Ergot on November 16, 2005, 01:03:41 AM
Also featuring "Joe Tries To Count" and "Blaze Tries To Speak English".
Quote from: Joe[e2] on November 16, 2005, 12:14:27 AM
Quote[x86] Towelie: if joe=gay
[x86] Towelie: then exec {assrapingmonkey.cfg}
Joe: ERROR.
Joe: 1) Missing parenthesis around "joe=gay"
Joe: 2) You mean joe == gay, comparison, not assignment.
Joe: 3) Forgot the { at the end of the line.
Joe: 4) No then in C-Style languages
Joe: 5) system, not exec
Joe: 6) N space between system and {
Joe: 7) Pass arguments with ( ), not { }
Joe: 9) Configuration files are not executable
Joe: 10) You forgot your ;
Joe: 11) You forgot your } to end the if statment.
Joe: 12) TOWELIE SUCKS.
Joe: I'm so totally posting this on x86.

And that doesn't even mention that the configuration file isn't in quotes, and that joe and gay aren't defined. =p
8 comes after 7.
Quote from: Blaze on November 16, 2005, 12:16:56 AM
Your an idiot. It might be 11 vald errors in C, but much less if it was supposed to be VB.
It is "you're" not "your".
It is "valid" not "vald".
YOU FORGOT SOMETHING!
It is "tries" not "trys."