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Title: No longer Reverend Joe!
Post by: Joe on January 15, 2006, 10:30:44 PM
Nope. I've been up(down?)graded to Missionary Joe!

For those of you who follow the vL politics board, you already know, but I'm planning on going to Nicaragua this summer. It's going to be $1,600, which is a whole lot better than the $16,000 I thought I heard, but nonetheless, I need to raise money.

So yeah, send me money, and stuff. USD please, iago and Blaze.

Whats in it for you? Well, I'll be gone for 10 days.. 'nuff said.

=)
Title: Re: No longer Reverend Joe!
Post by: Sidoh on January 15, 2006, 10:32:46 PM
Quote from: Joe[e2] on January 15, 2006, 10:30:44 PM
Whats in it for you? Well, I'll be gone for 10 days.. 'nuff said.

Where do I sign?
Title: Re: No longer Reverend Joe!
Post by: Joe on January 15, 2006, 10:37:20 PM
Quote from: Sidoh on January 15, 2006, 10:32:46 PM
Quote from: Joe[e2] on January 15, 2006, 10:30:44 PM
Whats in it for you? Well, I'll be gone for 10 days.. 'nuff said.

Where do I sign?

E9783A Buckhorn Rd
Reedsburg WI
53949

I accept both cash and check. Make all checks payable to 'William LaFrance'
Title: Re: No longer Reverend Joe!
Post by: deadly7 on January 15, 2006, 11:29:36 PM
Are you not a reverend because you want to molest little boys now?
Title: Re: No longer Reverend Joe!
Post by: Towelie on January 15, 2006, 11:41:15 PM
Sweet! Now I can.... send you junk?
Title: Re: No longer Reverend Joe!
Post by: Newby on January 15, 2006, 11:51:43 PM
How about I send you a load of my semen, and you use it to inseminate a woman, and since it's my sperm the kid will turn out to be a guaranteed rich and famous genius, and then ask him for some money.

I think it's a fantastic idea.

Time to start jerkin'.
Title: Re: No longer Reverend Joe!
Post by: Mythix on January 15, 2006, 11:53:27 PM
Make me a time machine so I can go back fourteen years and hand your parents a condom. /me Gives him 1k dollars.
Title: Re: No longer Reverend Joe!
Post by: Sidoh on January 16, 2006, 01:02:53 AM
Quote from: Newby on January 15, 2006, 11:51:43 PM
How about I send you a load of my semen, and you use it to inseminate a woman, and since it's my sperm the kid will turn out to be a guaranteed rich and famous genius, and then ask him for some money.

I think it's a fantastic idea.

Time to start jerkin'.

ROFL!!!!

Quote from: Mythix on January 15, 2006, 11:53:27 PM
Make me a time machine so I can go back fourteen years and hand your parents a condom. /me Gives him 1k dollars.

ROFL!!!!
Title: Re: No longer Reverend Joe!
Post by: Warrior on January 16, 2006, 02:44:32 AM
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Title: Re: No longer Reverend Joe!
Post by: Sidoh on January 16, 2006, 02:48:31 AM
Quote from: Warriorx86] link=topic=4563.msg51044#msg51044 date=1137397472]
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ROFL!!!
Title: Re: No longer Reverend Joe!
Post by: Warrior on January 16, 2006, 02:59:23 AM
Joe do you wake up, see the beautiful sun, pull back your covers, hop out of bed, race down the stairs, drink some cofee, read a scripture, smile for a while, turn on the PC, go to these forums, and post something STUPID?
Title: Re: No longer Reverend Joe!
Post by: Sidoh on January 16, 2006, 03:12:23 AM
Quote from: Warriorx86] link=topic=4563.msg51048#msg51048 date=1137398363]
Joe do you wake up, see the beautiful sun, pull back your covers, hop out of bed, race down the stairs, drink some cofee, read a scripture, smile for a while, turn on the PC, go to these forums, and post something STUPID?

ROFL!!!
Title: Re: No longer Reverend Joe!
Post by: trust on January 16, 2006, 03:55:34 AM
Quote from: Sidoh on January 16, 2006, 03:12:23 AM
Quote from: Warriorx86] link=topic=4563.msg51048#msg51048 date=1137398363]
Joe do you wake up, see the beautiful sun, pull back your covers, hop out of bed, race down the stairs, drink some cofee, read a scripture, smile for a while, turn on the PC, go to these forums, and post something STUPID?

ROFL!!!

ROFL!!!
Title: Re: No longer Reverend Joe!
Post by: Joe on January 16, 2006, 07:51:55 AM
QuoteJoe do you wake up, see the beautiful sun, pull back your covers, hop out of bed, race down the stairs, drink some cofee, read a scripture, smile for a while, turn on the PC, go to these forums, and post something STUPID?

I wake up, sure. Then I don't see the sun too much, my bedroom is underground. The covers certainly do get pulled back, and I get out of bed (not hop). I race UP the stairs, drink some juice or something (not coffee, which you spelled wrong), smile for a while, while logging into my PC, which is already on. I usually read scripture in study hall at school, or at night.
Title: Re: No longer Reverend Joe!
Post by: Warrior on January 16, 2006, 08:28:49 AM
You forgot the stupid posting part.
Title: Re: No longer Reverend Joe!
Post by: Hitmen on January 16, 2006, 12:15:05 PM
Quote from: OG Trust on January 16, 2006, 03:55:34 AM
Quote from: Sidoh on January 16, 2006, 03:12:23 AM
Quote from: Warriorx86] link=topic=4563.msg51048#msg51048 date=1137398363]
Joe do you wake up, see the beautiful sun, pull back your covers, hop out of bed, race down the stairs, drink some cofee, read a scripture, smile for a while, turn on the PC, go to these forums, and post something STUPID?

ROFL!!!

ROFL!!!
I like my toast with butter.
Title: Re: No longer Reverend Joe!
Post by: rabbit on January 16, 2006, 12:37:33 PM
Quote from: Warriorx86] link=topic=4563.msg51054#msg51054 date=1137418129]
You forgot the stupid posting part.
He's too stupid to realize :\
Title: Re: No longer Reverend Joe!
Post by: d&q on January 16, 2006, 01:31:54 PM
People like you are one of the main reasons many people in my school are atheists.. :-\
Title: Re: No longer Reverend Joe!
Post by: Blaze on January 16, 2006, 04:36:54 PM
Quote from: Warriorx86] link=topic=4563.msg51048#msg51048 date=1137398363]
Joe do you wake up, see the beautiful sun, pull back your covers, hop out of bed, race down the stairs, drink some cofee, read a scripture, smile for a while, turn on the PC, go to these forums, and post something STUPID?

I laughed for a good solid ten minutes on the last line.

Do except World of Warcraft Gold?
Title: Re: No longer Reverend Joe!
Post by: CrAz3D on January 16, 2006, 05:18:43 PM
Quote from: Deuce on January 16, 2006, 01:31:54 PM
People like you are one of the main reasons many people in my school are atheists.. :-\
Missions are dumb in my opinion, forcing your beliefs on other people, not cool.
now, if you just go buld them a house & say "hey, btw, check out this uber cool book", then thats ok.
Just dont be all "youre going to be pwned in h3ll if you dont read my scripture you punk."


LOL realization:
Joe is a scripture kiddie
Title: Re: No longer Reverend Joe!
Post by: Joe on January 17, 2006, 06:25:59 PM
We're not forcing our beliefs on anyone. If they don't want to hear us, all they have to do is stay off the street! =)
Title: Re: No longer Reverend Joe!
Post by: GameSnake on January 17, 2006, 08:15:09 PM
Or you could actually go outside and onto the streets.