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Title: You be the CSI!
Post by: iago on February 06, 2006, 11:59:02 AM
I'm going to post some pictures of my house that I just took about 15 minutes ago.  Can you decide what happened?  Be the CSI!

[Warning: a tiny bit graphic.  But I've been walking over it all day, so it can't be THAT bad]

http://www.javaop.com/~iago/top_of_stairs.jpg
http://www.javaop.com/~iago/stairs.jpg
http://www.javaop.com/~iago/bottom_of_stairs.jpg
http://www.javaop.com/~iago/near_back_door.jpg
http://www.javaop.com/~iago/back_door.jpg

Good luck!
Title: Re: You be the CSI!
Post by: Hitmen on February 06, 2006, 02:41:03 PM
You sick bastard. What did little Johnny ever do to you?!
Title: Re: You be the CSI!
Post by: Joe on February 06, 2006, 03:55:57 PM
Ew. Your dog REALLY had to go.
Title: Re: You be the CSI!
Post by: Blaze on February 06, 2006, 04:49:37 PM
Quote from: Hitmen on February 06, 2006, 02:41:03 PM
You sick bastard. What did little Johnny ever do to you?!
LOL


It looks like someone had a little too much red wine, just like Newby!
Title: Re: You be the CSI!
Post by: iago on February 06, 2006, 06:22:47 PM
Haha

No, I assure you, that's all blood.  We're replacing the carpet tonight, so I had to be sure to document it :)
Title: Re: You be the CSI!
Post by: Newby on February 06, 2006, 06:35:41 PM
You had your period and couldn't make it to the bathroom for a tampon in time? :(
Title: Re: You be the CSI!
Post by: iago on February 06, 2006, 06:38:24 PM
Quote from: Newby on February 06, 2006, 06:35:41 PM
You had your period and couldn't make it to the bathroom for a tampon in time? :(

Now I may not be an expert, but I suspect that period-blood doesn't come out explosively, up the walls and all around :P
Title: Re: You be the CSI!
Post by: Blaze on February 06, 2006, 06:43:03 PM
Quote from: iago on February 06, 2006, 06:38:24 PM
Quote from: Newby on February 06, 2006, 06:35:41 PM
You had your period and couldn't make it to the bathroom for a tampon in time? :(

Now I may not be an expert, but I suspect that period-blood doesn't come out explosively, up the walls and all around :P

Then you haven't seen that episode of South Park...
Title: Re: You be the CSI!
Post by: AntiVirus on February 06, 2006, 06:57:25 PM
Your dog imploded?
Title: Re: You be the CSI!
Post by: Chavo on February 06, 2006, 07:20:38 PM
You Canadians disgust me.
Title: Re: You be the CSI!
Post by: trust on February 06, 2006, 07:29:11 PM
hunting?
Title: Re: You be the CSI!
Post by: Blaze on February 06, 2006, 07:30:35 PM
I see a footprint of blood, so maybe someone cut their leg?
Title: Re: You be the CSI!
Post by: AntiVirus on February 06, 2006, 08:07:00 PM
Quote from: Blaze on February 06, 2006, 07:30:35 PM
I see a footprint of blood, so maybe someone cut their leg?
Or maybe he cut off someone else's leg.. and then stepped in their blood because of some weird canadian ritual.. And then walked through his house..

Weirdo! :D
Title: Re: You be the CSI!
Post by: iago on February 06, 2006, 08:24:09 PM
By the way, in this picture (http://www.javaop.com/~iago/bottom_of_stairs.jpg), do you see the little ridge?  Well, the blood on the carpet was overflow from the blood that pooled on the tiles and overflowed onto the carpet.  Nice, eh?

I'll explain what happened when I get home, I'm at friend's right now.
Title: Re: You be the CSI!
Post by: Hdx on February 06, 2006, 09:25:17 PM
Looks to me that something got cut on the arm/upper extermity, for some reaosn stayed at the top of the stares for ~5 mins (maby unconcious?) then made it way (standing) down the stares where it did something for ~10 mins, bleeding the eintire time. then headed out to some other room (the footsteps)
~-~(HDX)~-~
Title: Re: You be the CSI!
Post by: Nate on February 06, 2006, 09:47:03 PM
Your cat killed a mouse.  A mouse can have a pint or more of blood, it could happen.
Title: Re: You be the CSI!
Post by: Newby on February 06, 2006, 09:52:35 PM
And managed to splatter the mouse all over? God damn, that's insane. I want iago's cat.
Title: Re: You be the CSI!
Post by: Ergot on February 06, 2006, 10:19:06 PM
Haha... you shouldn't butcher live animals at your own home.
Title: Re: You be the CSI!
Post by: iago on February 06, 2006, 11:01:21 PM
Quote from: Nate on February 06, 2006, 09:47:03 PM
Your cat killed a mouse.  A mouse can have a pint or more of blood, it could happen.
There was much more than a pint spilled, I think. 


In any case, we had our dog's tail done.  The tip of it was getting gross and stuff, so they cut most of it off (she was constantly in pain and stuff).  Last night, she ripped off the bandage and stitches.  Luckily I had to pee, otherwise she would have bled a whole lot more. 
Title: Re: You be the CSI!
Post by: Ergot on February 06, 2006, 11:02:49 PM
I thought you had a kitty o_o
Title: Re: You be the CSI!
Post by: Newby on February 06, 2006, 11:15:30 PM
Quote from: iago on February 06, 2006, 11:01:21 PM
In any case, we had our dog's tail done.  The tip of it was getting gross and stuff, so they cut most of it off (she was constantly in pain and stuff).  Last night, she ripped off the bandage and stitches.  Luckily I had to pee, otherwise she would have bled a whole lot more. 

That makes me feel sad. :'(
Title: Re: You be the CSI!
Post by: iago on February 06, 2006, 11:43:12 PM
Quote from: Ergot on February 06, 2006, 11:02:49 PM
I thought you had a kitty o_o
We do.  We have a fat little kitty and a big dog (great dane).  They get along swell. 
Title: Re: You be the CSI!
Post by: Hdx on February 07, 2006, 12:39:19 AM
Quote from: iago on February 06, 2006, 11:43:12 PM
We do.  We have a fat little kitty and a big dog (great dane).  They get along swell. 
Show us.
~-~(HDX)~-~
Title: Re: You be the CSI!
Post by: Chavo on February 07, 2006, 02:06:04 AM
The blood would suggest otherwise  :P
Title: Re: You be the CSI!
Post by: Blaze on February 07, 2006, 03:12:31 PM
Oh, nobody died.  What a terrible episode of CSI.
Title: Re: You be the CSI!
Post by: Sidoh on February 07, 2006, 03:35:03 PM
Quote from: HdxBmx27 on February 06, 2006, 09:25:17 PM
Looks to me that something got cut on the arm/upper extermity, for some reaosn stayed at the top of the stares for ~5 mins (maby unconcious?) then made it way (standing) down the stares where it did something for ~10 mins, bleeding the eintire time. then headed out to some other room (the footsteps)
~-~(HDX)~-~

For some reason, I highly doubt this is the case.

Firstly, iago probably wouldn't be talking as lightheartedly as he is about it.  Secondly, the clues don't exactly agree with your situation.  The way the blood is splattered on the walls would make it impossible for it to be some cut on the arm.  If it was any bigger than a cut, there would be a lot more blood on the carpet.  Also, it wouldn't take that long for the blood to clot if it was a cut.  Bleeding stops (or at least stops -- unless it's a huge laceration) after a few minutes.
Title: Re: You be the CSI!
Post by: igimo1 on February 08, 2006, 12:20:08 AM
Quote from: iago on February 06, 2006, 11:01:21 PM
There was much more than a pint spilled, I think. 


In any case, we had our dog's tail done.  The tip of it was getting gross and stuff, so they cut most of it off (she was constantly in pain and stuff).  Last night, she ripped off the bandage and stitches.  Luckily I had to pee, otherwise she would have bled a whole lot more. 


What's peeing have to do with anything? Did you pee on your kitty's wounds?!
Title: Re: You be the CSI!
Post by: Blaze on February 08, 2006, 12:22:21 AM
No, he got up from the computer/porn mags and noticed.
Title: Re: You be the CSI!
Post by: iago on February 08, 2006, 12:44:14 AM
Quote from: Blaze on February 08, 2006, 12:22:21 AM
No, he got up from the computer/porn mags and noticed.

Sleeping*, it was 2:30am.  And apparently my stepdad stayed up with her all night until 8am when they took her to the vet. 
Title: Re: You be the CSI!
Post by: trust on February 08, 2006, 06:19:45 AM
Quote from: Sidoh on February 07, 2006, 03:35:03 PM
Quote from: HdxBmx27 on February 06, 2006, 09:25:17 PM
Looks to me that something got cut on the arm/upper extermity, for some reaosn stayed at the top of the stares for ~5 mins (maby unconcious?) then made it way (standing) down the stares where it did something for ~10 mins, bleeding the eintire time. then headed out to some other room (the footsteps)
~-~(HDX)~-~

For some reason, I highly doubt this is the case.

I too highly doubt that is the case, but not because of some complicated technical response about blood splatter, but because iago told us what happened.