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Title: Confusious say: (expletive)
Post by: GameSnake on February 12, 2006, 09:01:56 AM
A box of X-rated fortune cookies was mistakenly delivered to a fundraiser hosted by a Brooklyn politician...

Click here to read full story (http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/02/10/naughty.cookies.ap/index.html)
Title: Re: Confusious say: (expletive)
Post by: Sidoh on February 12, 2006, 02:14:07 PM
What's a confusious?

Haha, this is pretty funny though.
Title: Re: Confusious say: (expletive)
Post by: Blaze on February 12, 2006, 03:58:49 PM
Confusious was a person, who said many famous quotes.  :)
Title: Re: Confusious say: (expletive)
Post by: Sidoh on February 12, 2006, 04:08:58 PM
Quote from: Blaze on February 12, 2006, 03:58:49 PM
Confusious was a person, who said many famous quotes.  :)

No, that was Confucius.  My secondary interests are math, philosophy and physics. ;)

I don't know what Confusious is. :)
Title: Re: Confusious say: (expletive)
Post by: Blaze on February 12, 2006, 04:51:02 PM
No, that was his split personallity.  He confused the hell out of everybody.  ;)
Title: Re: Confusious say: (expletive)
Post by: GameSnake on February 12, 2006, 04:58:39 PM
This was a children's fundraiser, I wonder how many of them are now scared for life.
Confusious say, man who goes to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky fingers!
Title: Re: Confusious say: (expletive)
Post by: Sidoh on February 12, 2006, 05:18:22 PM
Quote from: GameSnake on February 12, 2006, 04:58:39 PM
This was a children's fundraiser, I wonder how many of them are now scared for life.
Confusious say, man who goes to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky fingers!

WHAT THE HELL IS A CONFUSIOUS? :(
Title: Re: Confusious say: (expletive)
Post by: GameSnake on February 12, 2006, 05:22:35 PM
Are you serious? Blaze already pointed it out to you;
Quote from: Blaze on February 12, 2006, 03:58:49 PM
Confusious was a person, who said many famous quotes.  :)
More specifically he lived in 300bc china and wrote many books with "sayings" and "wisdom" on life and such.
Title: Re: Confusious say: (expletive)
Post by: Blaze on February 12, 2006, 05:29:25 PM
Quote from: GameSnake on February 12, 2006, 05:22:35 PM
Are you serious? Blaze already pointed it out to you;

He's pointing out that they spelt his name wrong.
Title: Re: Confusious say: (expletive)
Post by: Sidoh on February 12, 2006, 05:44:46 PM
Quote from: GameSnake on February 12, 2006, 05:22:35 PM
Are you serious? Blaze already pointed it out to you;
More specifically he lived in 300bc china and wrote many books with "sayings" and "wisdom" on life and such.

Are YOU seroius?  Look at how it's spelled.  You're spelling it incorrectly.  That's why I've been persisting it... I know who the hell Confucius was.  Like I said:

Quote from: Sidoh on February 12, 2006, 04:08:58 PM
No, that was Confucius.  My secondary interests are math, philosophy and physics. ;)
Title: Re: Confusious say: (expletive)
Post by: GameSnake on February 12, 2006, 06:44:05 PM
...Ok... :P
Title: Re: Confusious say: (expletive)
Post by: Joe on February 12, 2006, 11:05:13 PM
Confusious say, "he who stands on toilet, high on pot."
Confusious say, "he who fart in church, sit in his own pew."
Title: Re: Confusious say: (expletive)
Post by: Sidoh on February 12, 2006, 11:06:45 PM
Quote from: Joe[e2] on February 12, 2006, 11:05:13 PM
Confusious say, "he who stands on toilet, high on pot."
Confusious say, "he who fart in church, sit in his own pew."

WHAT THE HELL IS A CONFUSIOUS?
Title: Re: Confusious say: (expletive)
Post by: Ergot on February 12, 2006, 11:43:38 PM
Quote from: Sidoh on February 12, 2006, 11:06:45 PM
Quote from: Joe[e2] on February 12, 2006, 11:05:13 PM
Confusious say, "he who stands on toilet, high on pot."
Confusious say, "he who fart in church, sit in his own pew."

WHAT THE HELL IS A CONFUSIOUS?
A person who is confused about the spelling of Confucius.
Title: Re: Confusious say: (expletive)
Post by: CrAz3D on February 13, 2006, 12:29:32 AM
Quote from: Sidoh on February 12, 2006, 11:06:45 PM
Quote from: Joe[e2] on February 12, 2006, 11:05:13 PM
Confusious say, "he who stands on toilet, high on pot."
Confusious say, "he who fart in church, sit in his own pew."

WHAT THE HELL IS A CONFUSIOUS?
LOL @ Sidoh having to mention this like eighty-kabillion times
Title: Re: Confusious say: (expletive)
Post by: Sidoh on February 13, 2006, 12:40:27 AM
Quote from: CrAz3D on February 13, 2006, 12:29:32 AM
LOL @ Sidoh having to mention this like eighty-kabillion times

IT'S NOT FUNNY.  IT'S SAD. :'(
Title: Re: Confusious say: (expletive)
Post by: CrAz3D on February 13, 2006, 12:56:32 AM
Quote from: Sidoh on February 13, 2006, 12:40:27 AM
Quote from: CrAz3D on February 13, 2006, 12:29:32 AM
LOL @ Sidoh having to mention this like eighty-kabillion times

IT'S NOT FUNNY.  IT'S SAD. :'(
Its funny because its sad
Title: Re: Confusious say: (expletive)
Post by: deadly7 on February 14, 2006, 12:23:57 AM
Confucious say: YOU GO TO JAIL, Bad (http://www.keyurd.com/russellpeters.wmv) Boy (http://www.keyurd.com/russellpeters2.wmv)
(two seperate links)
Title: Re: Confusious say: (expletive)
Post by: Joe on February 14, 2006, 07:44:58 AM
He was a guy. He was funny, yet idiotic, I guess.
Title: Re: Confusious say: (expletive)
Post by: GameSnake on February 14, 2006, 01:18:09 PM
Sounds kinda like myself according to some around here. :P