Yeah, I'm twisted for thinking this is funny, but whatever:
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If this isn't a reason to get a Bluetooth headset, I don't know what is. A Lexington, Kentucky woman and her daughter flipped over in their SUV and rolled into the berm. Passers-by stopped to help and found the woman, her arm missing, pinned in the car.
A quick-thinking driver placed a tourniquet on the woman's stump and they later found her arm—still clutching a cellphone. Both victims survived the crash.
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http://us.gizmodo.com/gadgets/cellphones/car-crash-victims-arm-found-cellphone-intact-155708.php
Hahah, wtf.
ROFL hahahahahahahahaahahaha, that is hilarious. Nice find iago. Stupid women drivers.