http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Bad_Jokes_and_Other_Deleted_Nonsense/ASCII_cows
EDIT -
(__) (__) (__)
(OO) (@@) (xx)
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/ | || / | || / | ||
* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Cow who drank Jolt Cow who ate Cow who used Jolt to wash
psychedelic mushrooms down psychedelic mushrooms
HAHA!
(__) (__) __)
(oo) (oo) o)
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/ | O || * ||----||
* ||----|| || ||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Cow that gives Cow that gives Cow that gives
(W)hole Milk. Low-Fat Milk. 2% Milk.
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(dd) .
/-------\/
/ | || U .
* ||----|| /---V .
^^ ^^ * |--| .
Cow that gives Cow that gives Cow that gives (gave)
Vitamin D Milk. Condensed Milk. Evaporated Milk.
Warning: Two of the last three are crude.
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__(oo)
(__) / \/ (__) (___)
milk / \\ (oo) (O O)
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/ | || / | /| || / | ||O
* ||----|| * || ||----|| * ||@\---||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Cow that gives Cows that give Cow that gives
Pasteurized Milk. Homogenized Milk. Cream.
LOL
I just sent that to a friend who is quite into cows
HOLY CRAP, that page is HUGE!
edit:
(http://img362.imageshack.us/img362/6442/wtfwt4uy.jpg)
ROFL!
Someone link the iagi to this.
Quote from: Joe on April 16, 2006, 06:50:37 PM
Someone link the iagi to this.
"iagi"... Sidoh, what you have you told him!
btw, I made that wtf was that image. :)
http://www.sidoh.org/iagi
p_o
It is unfinished!
Haha @ homosexual iagi picture. Way to not label that NSFW, I opened it in class (nobody saw, I don't think).
...It says "homosexual" right next to it. What're the chances it's safe for work/school?
Quote from: Joe on April 17, 2006, 10:46:03 AM
Haha @ homosexual iagi picture. Way to not label that NSFW, I opened it in class (nobody saw, I don't think).
What deadly said.
Ok, this is really, really late, but I don't normally read this forum and just saw this thread now and had to comment.
Sidoh -- you pronounce my name wrong. It's 2-syllable -- yago, or "yaw" (as in the airplane move) followed by "go".
Joe -- why the hell were you reading this thread today? That's why I found it :P
The bird's name is E (the letter's name's sound) Ah ("agh!!", The Canadians are coming!) go, isn't it? Of course, you're not named after iago from Alladin, but whatever. :P
I needed a laugh and after Wikipedia Deer I remembered this. :)
Quote from: iago on October 17, 2006, 07:16:07 PM
Sidoh -- you pronounce my name wrong. It's 2-syllable -- yago, or "yaw" (as in the airplane move) followed by "go".
I know. I did it on purpose. :P
Quote from: iago on October 17, 2006, 07:16:07 PM
Joe -- why the hell were you reading this thread today? That's why I found it :P
I think the better question is why are you stalking Joe? Why would anyone want to stalk Joe?
Quote from: Sidoh on October 17, 2006, 07:54:16 PM
Quote from: iago on October 17, 2006, 07:16:07 PM
Sidoh -- you pronounce my name wrong. It's 2-syllable -- yago, or "yaw" (as in the airplane move) followed by "go".
I know. I did it on purpose. :P
Ok, good! But you might give people the wrong impression, so *smack*
Quote from: unTactical on October 17, 2006, 08:47:35 PM
Quote from: iago on October 17, 2006, 07:16:07 PM
Joe -- why the hell were you reading this thread today? That's why I found it :P
I think the better question is why are you stalking Joe? Why would anyone want to stalk Joe?
There were like 7 people at once viewing one of my threads (http://www.javaop.com/~ron/images/screenshots/holyviews.png), so I was curious where everybody else was :P
Quote from: iago on October 17, 2006, 07:16:07 PM
Ok, this is really, really late, but I don't normally read this forum and just saw this thread now and had to comment.
Sidoh -- you pronounce my name wrong. It's 2-syllable -- yago, or "yaw" (as in the airplane move) followed by "go".
Joe -- why the hell were you reading this thread today? That's why I found it :P
Shakespear himself once told me it was pronounced "eye - A (like Apple or Gnat) - go".
Unless you are named after that damn bird from Aladdin.