http://cbs13.com/topstories/local_story_109100142.html
Hahahaha.
He adjusted everything even!
He knew what he was doing
Oh yes, it's GTA's fault, not the kid's. Of course.
Obviously GTA has shit to do with it. He didn't pick up any hookers, cap any gangbangers, or beat any cops with a dildo. Clearly he needs to not play GTA.
GTA doesn't cover stealing car keys from an unattended purse. The thefts generally involve a certain degree of forcefulness.