12 nails found in the man's skull, he suffered no lasting effects
"PORTLAND, Oregon (AP) -- An Oregon man who went to a hospital complaining of a headache was found to have 12 nails embedded in his skull from a suicide attempt with a nail gun, doctors say."
http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/04/21/nail.gun.ap/index.html
(http://www.oregonlive.com/cgi-bin/prxy/photogalleries/nph-cache.cgi/cache=3000;/olive/images/5101/nailhead051.JPG)
The article says the man was high on Methamphetime at the time. I guess this tweaker got nailed.
			
			
			
				The lady in the video says that he lived because the surgeon was good, but the article says he's had them in for a year.  I think he lived cause he MISSED more than anything...
			
			
			
				Haha. 12 nails? Jesus fucking CHRIST.
			
			
			
				QuoteDoc's diagnosis: Nail gun caused headache
Yeah, I imagine that'd do it..
			
 
			
			
				Wow, this guy REALLY fails at failing. He attempts suicide because he fails at life, but fails all 12 times...
			
			
			
				Well I guess that method goes out the window :/
But hahaha maby I should watch the local news more.
(Lives in Beaverton Oregon)
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				Hehe, that guy sucks.  :)
			
			
			
				This guy should be on a "don't do drugs" ad
			
			
			
				Quote from: iago on April 23, 2006, 09:28:15 AM
This guy should be on a "don't do drugs" ad
Na, I like the ones now.  You know, the kid and the dad playing catch.  After a few moments of captured play and a successful catch, the father says to the kid: "Don't do drugs, son."
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				Quote from: iago on April 23, 2006, 09:28:15 AM
This guy should be on a "don't do drugs" ad
"While I was high on meth I shot my self twelve times in the head with a nail gun, and I survived. Don't do drugs!" Something about that would set off my B.S. radar. Also, it seems like it'd be a pro-meth argument, 'cause he didn't die.
			
 
			
			
				No, it's more like "I wanted to die.  Badly.  I shot 12 nails into my brain with a nailgun, but I was high on meth so I missed and lived.  I'm such a failure..."