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Title: Are you a hacker??
Post by: raylu on April 29, 2006, 01:15:00 AM
http://adequacy.org/public/stories/2001.12.2.42056.2147.html
Title: Re: Are you a hacker??
Post by: Ergot on April 29, 2006, 01:19:11 AM
Everything but 10. :O I am a hacker ph33r @_@
Title: Re: Are you a hacker??
Post by: Towelie on April 29, 2006, 03:21:16 PM
The funny thing is, most of those pertain to people who are not hackers :P
Title: Re: Are you a hacker??
Post by: Sidoh on April 29, 2006, 03:43:54 PM
This is clearly a joke ...

QuoteExcessive time spent on the computer, communicating with his fellow hackers may cause temporary damage to the eyes and brain, from the electromagnetic radiation.

I've never talked to someone that stupid.  It'd be even more surprising to find someone who was confident enough in their beliefs to publish something like this in a serious tone.

You're exposed to more EM radiation by going outside than you are by staring at monitors for equal amounts of time (especially LCD's :P).
Title: Re: Are you a hacker??
Post by: Newby on April 29, 2006, 03:49:18 PM
Quote from: Sidoh on April 29, 2006, 03:43:54 PM
This is clearly a joke ...

No it's not. I use Lunix.
Title: Re: Are you a hacker??
Post by: Quik on April 29, 2006, 03:51:53 PM
This has been posted before, I think by iago. It's the epitome of satire. I mean...

QuoteIs your son becoming argumentative and surly in his social behaviour?

Seriously, what the fuck? It's called puberty, and if you didn't exhibit that when you were young then you're kinda screwed in life (I'm surprised, in that case, you were able to have a son in the first place). If you DID experience that, then you must be a hacker.
Title: Re: Are you a hacker??
Post by: igimo1 on April 29, 2006, 05:07:04 PM
This is like >= 5 years old :O
Title: Re: Are you a hacker??
Post by: raylu on April 29, 2006, 06:23:26 PM
Old = bad?

And yes...I kinda figured out it was a joke halfway through reading it...
Title: Re: Are you a hacker??
Post by: Ergot on April 29, 2006, 08:23:39 PM
You guys couldn't figure out it was a joke just by looking at the poll?
Title: Re: Are you a hacker??
Post by: Blaze on April 29, 2006, 08:27:40 PM
Quote from: Ergot on April 29, 2006, 08:23:39 PM
You guys couldn't figure out it was a joke just by looking at the poll?

I wanted to vote in that poll... :(
Title: Re: Are you a hacker??
Post by: Sidoh on April 29, 2006, 10:14:15 PM
Quote from: Ergot on April 29, 2006, 08:23:39 PM
You guys couldn't figure out it was a joke just by looking at the poll?

Haha, I didn't see that.
Title: Re: Are you a hacker??
Post by: ZeroX on April 30, 2006, 12:00:28 AM
QuoteI try to be as involved as possible in the lives of my six children.

Keep it in the pants.