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General Forums => Introductions! => Topic started by: SecretShop on May 04, 2006, 04:50:32 AM

Title: SecretShop
Post by: SecretShop on May 04, 2006, 04:50:32 AM
I am a former Bnet junkie, Computer Science student, and aspiring IT professional.  I come here because there are few small communities on the net where people can discuss a broad range of topics.  I am a Linux and Windows user, I also own an Apple computer but I have donated it to my parents for eBay usage.  I consider myself well versed in multiple software development platforms including Linux and Win32.  It is important for me to keep my skillset inline with that of the industry so that I can provide clients with cutting edge technology that can easily be supported.  Most of the programming I do is either for work or in contribution to some of the Open Source Software that makes systems like Linux a viable platform in the modern day.
Title: Re: SecretShop
Post by: rabbit on May 04, 2006, 07:07:12 AM
No offense, but you sound like a commercial -.-;;

Welcome.
Title: Re: SecretShop
Post by: Newby on May 04, 2006, 09:24:50 AM
Quote from: rabbit on May 04, 2006, 07:07:12 AM
No offense, but you sound like a commercial -.-;;

Welcome.

He does, hehe.
Title: Re: SecretShop
Post by: AntiVirus on May 04, 2006, 01:30:29 PM
Quote from: rabbit on May 04, 2006, 07:07:12 AM
No offense, but you sound like a commercial -.-;;

Welcome.
That's exactly what I was thinking!! Lol!

Anyway, welcome to the forums.
Title: Re: SecretShop
Post by: Chavo on May 04, 2006, 02:09:04 PM
mmm, where can I buy one?
Title: Re: SecretShop
Post by: GameSnake on May 04, 2006, 03:00:20 PM
I'll take three!
Title: Re: SecretShop
Post by: SecretShop on May 04, 2006, 03:21:58 PM
Well for those of you interested the B model is $586.99 after rebates while the A model which comes with several extended features is $876.99 and has no rebate option.  We also carry a Secret Care Plan which can get you an extended warentee so make sure to ask our sales representative about it.
Title: Re: SecretShop
Post by: AntiVirus on May 04, 2006, 04:29:54 PM
So in the B model, what are the extended features?
Title: Re: SecretShop
Post by: MyndFyre on May 04, 2006, 04:37:05 PM
Mood swings, crankiness, etc.  Pretty much he acts like a woman.
Title: Re: SecretShop
Post by: AntiVirus on May 04, 2006, 04:51:38 PM
Ewww....  Is model A just a women with their womenly parts?
Title: Re: SecretShop
Post by: Joe on May 04, 2006, 09:14:01 PM
What languages do you know well?

I've seen you around and you seem like a nice and well-educated (for a lack of better words) person. Welcome to x86 forums!
Title: Re: SecretShop
Post by: wires on May 04, 2006, 09:30:09 PM
Welcome, hope you enjoy your stay. :}
Title: Re: SecretShop
Post by: dark_drake on May 04, 2006, 10:52:26 PM
Can you do trig?  I only ask because doing Trust's homework is incredibly fun, and I want to spread the fun around.
Title: Re: SecretShop
Post by: Chavo on May 05, 2006, 01:34:10 PM
Quote from: SecretShop on May 04, 2006, 03:21:58 PM
Well for those of you interested the B model is $586.99 after rebates while the A model which comes with several extended features is $876.99 and has no rebate option.  We also carry a Secret Care Plan which can get you an extended warentee so make sure to ask our sales representative about it.

This is a better deal than Volcano insurance!
Title: Re: SecretShop
Post by: ZeroX on May 06, 2006, 06:49:38 PM
Welcome to x86 Forums. Please enjoy your stay. I have one question to ask you though.
















Porn or Politics?

Title: Re: SecretShop
Post by: Nate on May 06, 2006, 07:05:40 PM
Do you happen to smell like a hospital?  You just got that sterile vibe.