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Title: Enslaving an Illegal Immigrant
Post by: Newby on May 26, 2006, 09:01:27 pm
Future immigrants that want to hop our border and not wait in line, take note:

http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/05/26/slave.labor.ap/index.html?section=cnn_topstories

You WILL end up like Irma Martinez.
Title: Re: Enslaving an Illegal Immigrant
Post by: Joe on May 27, 2006, 12:06:30 am
I rock. Know why? They were from Milwaukee which is in Wisconsin, which is odd because it's damn close to as far from Mexico as you can get.
Title: Re: Enslaving an Illegal Immigrant
Post by: Blaze on May 27, 2006, 01:00:48 am
I rock. Know why? They were from Milwaukee which is in Wisconsin, which is odd because it's damn close to as far from Mexico as you can get.

You missed that north thing.. I think it's called Canada.
Title: Re: Enslaving an Illegal Immigrant
Post by: Joe on May 27, 2006, 01:15:02 pm
Pfft, who would enslave a Canadian? I would welcome him into my home, have him as a friend, and allow him to come and leave freely.
Title: Re: Enslaving an Illegal Immigrant
Post by: CrAz3D on May 27, 2006, 02:04:17 pm
Pfft, who would enslave a Canadian? I would welcome him into my home, have him as a friend, and allow him to come and leave freely.
........................wtf
Title: Re: Enslaving an Illegal Immigrant
Post by: Sidoh on May 27, 2006, 04:10:36 pm
Pfft, who would enslave a Canadian? I would welcome him into my home, have him as a friend, and allow him to come and leave freely.

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Title: Re: Enslaving an Illegal Immigrant
Post by: GameSnake on May 27, 2006, 07:15:20 pm
I'd enslave a canadian.
Title: Re: Enslaving an Illegal Immigrant
Post by: Joe on May 27, 2006, 07:33:41 pm
I'd enslave you if you could offer me any service beyond rolling me a joint.

Haha, kidding. <3 GameSnake.
Title: Re: Enslaving an Illegal Immigrant
Post by: xex on May 27, 2006, 09:21:30 pm
I'd enslave you if you could offer me any service beyond rolling me a joint.

Haha, kidding. <3 GameSnake.

Blunts are better.
Title: Re: Enslaving an Illegal Immigrant
Post by: Joe on May 27, 2006, 09:54:18 pm
(21:41:40) Joe: ah, found where tory put my knife
(21:41:45) Joe: on the floor in the middle of my room
(21:41:45) Joe: haha
(21:41:53) [x86] Blaze: You...
(21:41:55) [x86] Blaze: have a ..
(21:41:58) [x86] Blaze: knife?
(21:42:01) Joe: Several.
(21:42:04) [x86] Blaze: We're all doomed.
(21:42:17) Joe: yup.
(21:42:17) [x86] Blaze: I make knives.  :D
(21:42:35) Joe: i make swords
(21:42:37) Joe: made one today
(21:42:37) Joe: gg.
(21:42:37) [x86] Blaze: I can cut paper just by moving it down.
(21:42:46) [x86] Blaze: Pfft, You can't throw swords..
(21:42:51) Joe: watch me.
(21:42:54) Joe: gg.
(21:42:57) [x86] Blaze: Video please.
(21:43:05) Joe: 56k.
(21:43:21) [x86] Blaze: Mail please.
(21:43:27) Joe: postage please.
(21:43:33) Joe: or you can come get it
(21:43:34) Joe: but
(21:43:36) Joe: watch out
(21:43:39) Joe: because i'll enslave you
(21:43:40) Joe: =)
Title: Re: Enslaving an Illegal Immigrant
Post by: wires on May 27, 2006, 10:36:27 pm
(21:41:53) [x86] Blaze: You...
(21:41:55) [x86] Blaze: have a ..
(21:41:58) [x86] Blaze: knife?
You don't remember Joe getting suspended from school for bringing a knife...?

Title: Re: Enslaving an Illegal Immigrant
Post by: Joe on May 27, 2006, 11:17:25 pm
I never got that knife back.
Title: Re: Enslaving an Illegal Immigrant
Post by: Blaze on May 27, 2006, 11:46:27 pm
(21:41:53) [x86] Blaze: You...
(21:41:55) [x86] Blaze: have a ..
(21:41:58) [x86] Blaze: knife?
You don't remember Joe getting suspended from school for bringing a knife...?

I figured someone would take all the weapons near him away.
Title: Re: Enslaving an Illegal Immigrant
Post by: Joe on May 28, 2006, 12:31:55 am
Kind of tough when weapons double as tools and tools double as weapons, and I use my tools on a regular basis. That sounds nasty.
Title: Re: Enslaving an Illegal Immigrant
Post by: Sidoh on May 28, 2006, 01:51:32 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHA

Joe, that was actually pretty funny. :P
Title: Re: Enslaving an Illegal Immigrant
Post by: Armin on May 28, 2006, 02:06:44 pm
I rock. Know why? They were from Milwaukee which is in Wisconsin, which is odd because it's damn close to as far from Mexico as you can get.

You missed that north thing.. I think it's called Canada.
Why would illegal immigrants be fleeing from Canada? Canada is a fine country, right? They aren't controlled by a tyrant, and living conditions aren't rough...
Title: Re: Enslaving an Illegal Immigrant
Post by: GameSnake on May 28, 2006, 03:13:47 pm
I rock. Know why? They were from Milwaukee which is in Wisconsin, which is odd because it's damn close to as far from Mexico as you can get.

You missed that north thing.. I think it's called Canada.
Why would illegal immigrants be fleeing from Canada? Canada is a fine country, right? They aren't controlled by a tyrant, and living conditions aren't rough...
Actually there is more poverty in Canada than the USA, not the mention the extreme cold weather. USA is a great country, freedom + power = a  privilage.
Title: Re: Enslaving an Illegal Immigrant
Post by: Sidoh on May 28, 2006, 03:52:00 pm
Actually there is more poverty in Canada than the USA, not the mention the extreme cold weather. USA is a great country, freedom + power = a  privilage.

Prove it.  There are places in the US that are very cold too.
Title: Re: Enslaving an Illegal Immigrant
Post by: dark_drake on May 28, 2006, 04:15:21 pm
Prove it.  There are places in the US that are very cold too.
BS. I live in Wyoming, and it's never cold.
Title: Re: Enslaving an Illegal Immigrant
Post by: Sidoh on May 28, 2006, 04:48:06 pm
BS. I live in Wyoming, and it's never cold.

Haha.
Title: Re: Enslaving an Illegal Immigrant
Post by: CrAz3D on May 29, 2006, 04:09:32 pm
Doesn't Canada cold on average totally PWN American cold?

If it was just one temperature measurement, we'd be the same...cause of Alaska...but I think Most of Canada is cold the Most of America Most of the time. BBRBRRR
Title: Re: Enslaving an Illegal Immigrant
Post by: Sidoh on May 29, 2006, 05:09:44 pm
Doesn't Canada cold on average totally PWN American cold?

If it was just one temperature measurement, we'd be the same...cause of Alaska...but I think Most of Canada is cold the Most of America Most of the time. BBRBRRR

I would definitely imagine so, but I doubt most of the high-contributing areas in Canada are inhabited.
Title: Re: Enslaving an Illegal Immigrant
Post by: Joe on May 29, 2006, 05:17:35 pm
Yeah, we all know that nobody's lived in Yukon Territory since the 50s.
Title: Re: Enslaving an Illegal Immigrant
Post by: poofycakes on May 29, 2006, 06:39:14 pm
i like immirgrants they make the united states a better place to live
Title: Re: Enslaving an Illegal Immigrant
Post by: Sidoh on May 29, 2006, 07:10:10 pm
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