Would he top his strawberries with some cloud?!
Pah. Zeus isn't a pansy. He would not eat strawberries! He would fry an elephant with his lightning and devour it whole, bones and all.
Oh ok, perhaps I was thinking of some other god.
He might turn into a female elephant and have sex with it first.
Quote from: iago on July 16, 2006, 08:58:23 PM
He might turn into a female elephant and have sex with it first.
My thoughts exactly.
Quote from: iago on July 16, 2006, 08:58:23 PM
He might turn into a female elephant and have sex with it first.
HAHA! So true.
LMFAO @ iago. Wtf? Hahaha!
Quote from: AntiVirus on July 17, 2006, 12:37:32 AM
LMFAO @ iago. Wtf? Hahaha!
In many stories about Zeus, the basic plot line is:
1. He turns into whatever
2. Has sex with a random woman of the same species.(Sometimes different species)
3. A child is born!
4. Hera, for some reason, takes revenge on the child, instead of Zeus.
5. Zeus takes the unborn fetus, eats it, and a few months later chops his face open with an axe and gives birth to a new (demi-)god.
6. The new (demi-)god pisses Zeus off and Zeus <insert method of eternal torture here>'s them.
Ooh, I see. What a weirdo. ^^
Hefastus didn't diserve to be thrown out that window. Poor boy. At least he gets a throne that follows him around. That'd be sweet!