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I hate you.
lmao birdies
[I don't get it]
I hate birds. Not so much that I'm racist, but I really just... don't like them. They fly at you, bite you, get feathers on your face, make ubnoxious noises, and aren't cute to make up for it. Ever seen the movie The Birds? Yeah. I'm scared of birds. I like rats. I love snakes. Spiders are cute, sometimes. But keep your fucking birds away from me.
rofl. For your next birthday, I'll be sure to get you a bird! What's more is I'll tell it to fly to your house.
Quote from: Kaleeko on August 19, 2006, 09:37:24 PM
I hate birds.
I'm personally offended.
Quote from: Kaleeko on August 19, 2006, 09:37:24 PM
Not so much that I'm racist, but I really just... don't like them.
The poor things are just trying to survive in this modernized world of humans and machinery.
Quote from: Kaleeko on August 19, 2006, 09:37:24 PM
They fly at you,
I love it when my birds fly ^^.
Quote from: Kaleeko on August 19, 2006, 09:37:24 PM
bite you,
I usually soak them when they do that and the satisfaction makes up for having been bit.
Quote from: Kaleeko on August 19, 2006, 09:37:24 PM
get feathers on your face,
Dogs and cats shed fur and dander. How are feathers worse?
Quote from: Kaleeko on August 19, 2006, 09:37:24 PM
make ubnoxious noises,
Marshmellow is an up-and-coming Sigur Ros. I'll have to record him sometime.
Quote from: Kaleeko on August 19, 2006, 09:37:24 PM
and aren't cute to make up for it.
They are too! Beauty is in the eye of the observer. Plus, how the hell can a snake be more cute than a bird?
Quote from: Kaleeko on August 19, 2006, 09:37:24 PM
Ever seen the movie The Birds? Yeah. I'm scared of birds. I like rats. I love snakes. Spiders are cute, sometimes. But keep your fucking birds away from me.
You'll grow to love them.
It's an opinion, not a basis of truth or fact. I just.. don't like birds. Penguins are cute. That's it. You're quite entitled to dislike things I like. I will extend the curteousy and hate your birds. <3
(Hey, I liked your Sigur Ros! :P)
Quote from: rabbit on August 19, 2006, 11:09:01 PM
Quote from: Kaleeko on August 19, 2006, 09:37:24 PM
Spiders are cute
I'll kill you.
You forgot the 'sometimes'. Little ones are annoying. Deadly ones are scary for an obvious reason. But large fuzzy ones, like tarantulas, aren't bad at all. I really don't mind spiders. I do hate ants, though, They travel in packs... Eww. So disgusting.
Quote from: rabbit on August 19, 2006, 11:17:24 PM
Quote from: Kaleeko on August 19, 2006, 11:14:15 PM
Quote from: rabbit on August 19, 2006, 11:09:01 PM
Quote from: Kaleeko on August 19, 2006, 09:37:24 PM
Spiders are cute
I'll kill you.
But large fuzzy ones, like tarantulas, aren't bad at all. I really don't mind spiders.
I'll kill you. Twice.
Rabbit's afraid of spiders! Ahahahahahahahahahahaaaahaha!!! :D
Quote from: Kaleeko on August 19, 2006, 11:14:15 PM
I do hate ants, though, They travel in packs... Eww. So disgusting.
Ants own. Seriously, throw a few crumbs and watch the little guys lift massive (relative to their size) pieces of food. It's awesome!
::)
Quote from: Kaleeko on August 19, 2006, 09:37:24 PM
I hate birds. Not so much that I'm racist, but I really just... don't like them.
Birds are not a race. -_-
Quote from: Kaleeko on August 19, 2006, 11:18:07 PM
Quote from: rabbit on August 19, 2006, 11:17:24 PM
Quote from: Kaleeko on August 19, 2006, 11:14:15 PM
Quote from: rabbit on August 19, 2006, 11:09:01 PM
Quote from: Kaleeko on August 19, 2006, 09:37:24 PM
Spiders are cute
I'll kill you.
But large fuzzy ones, like tarantulas, aren't bad at all. I really don't mind spiders.
I'll kill you. Twice.
Rabbit's afraid of spiders! Ahahahahahahahahahahaaaahaha!!! :D
Fuck Spiders all to hell
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Quote from: Kaleeko on August 19, 2006, 09:37:24 PM
I hate birds. Not so much that I'm racist, but I really just... don't like them.
Birds are not a race. -_-
It's a joke. Of course they aren't a race. They're a species. But it's not like I had a word right off the top of my head to describe hating a specific species. ^^
I believe it's speciesest or something.. I'm pretty sure there's a word for it, but whatever. I personally don't care about birds much, although parrots and penguins are cool. As for spiders, I hate them, not that they're ugly, but that they're just plain annoying, along with flys and mosquittos.
Quote from: Kaleeko on August 19, 2006, 11:18:07 PM
Quote from: rabbit on August 19, 2006, 11:17:24 PM
Quote from: Kaleeko on August 19, 2006, 11:14:15 PM
Quote from: rabbit on August 19, 2006, 11:09:01 PM
Quote from: Kaleeko on August 19, 2006, 09:37:24 PM
Spiders are cute
I'll kill you.
But large fuzzy ones, like tarantulas, aren't bad at all. I really don't mind spiders.
I'll kill you. Twice.
Rabbit's afraid of spiders! Ahahahahahahahahahahaaaahaha!!! :D
Is my arachnaphobia funny?
I once had some peach faced lovebirds. They were handfed. No, really, they eat your hands. :|
My grandpa has the most badass bird ever. Whenever I walk into the room, it says my name and whistles at me. He doesn't fly because his wings are clipped, and I've never seen a single feather around the house. He only bites you if you put your finger below him, so you always want leverage on him. At times, he'll have conversations with my grandma, that you can understand pefectly. He dances all day to music, and yells at you when the music isn't on. The only thing that annoys me is when we play cards on the table next to the cage, he'll come over, then pick up all the cards and turn them around. They actually bought him a a woman once, but he literally talked her to death by the next day.
My bird used to be a badass, it would ask me "What's up what's up what's up?" and that's honestly the only thing it would say. But he would crawl up to my shoulder, sit there, and chirp happily. And do nothing else. And we all know lazy things kick ass.
That is until he got like, gay, and started biting anything that came near him.
MM, I take it your grandpa's dad is a parrot? I want one.
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MM, I take it your grandpa's dad is a parrot? I want one.
His grandpas dad is a parrot?! What the fuck?
I don't know what his bird is, but it's definately not a parrot.