Text only | Text with Images

Clan x86

General Forums => Entertainment District => Topic started by: iago on September 12, 2006, 12:35:30 PM

Title: Gel-filled bras -- terrorist weapon?
Post by: iago on September 12, 2006, 12:35:30 PM
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/09/08/gel_filled_bras/

Don't forget the KY Jelly....
Title: Re: Gel-filled bras -- terrorist weapon?
Post by: rabbit on September 12, 2006, 01:15:16 PM
QuoteCloser inspection of the list raises further issues. It's to be applauded that mums are allowed to take a "small amount" of breast milk aboard, but we can only assume that if a heavily-lactating woman turned up at security, a specially-trained operative would be obliged to remove most of the milk from its containers. If any reader knows where we can apply for that job, please let us know.
HAHAHA!!!

QuoteIn summary, then: passengers should be on the lookout for shifty-looking foreign blokes, especially if they speak some funny Arab-sounding lingo, are wearing gel-filled bras and nervously fingering tubes of KY Jelly. The future of western civilisation may depend on your vigilance. ®
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!
Title: Re: Gel-filled bras -- terrorist weapon?
Post by: iago on September 12, 2006, 01:16:58 PM
:)

But I was sort of hoping the first person to reply wouldn't RTFA :(.  But now that it's been revealed as a joke, I'll move this to the humor forum
Text only | Text with Images