Background -- conversation with a girl from my old school. Her dad died a few years ago, she's got.. uh.. that one disease where you get seizures all the time, and she's in LD classes, etc.
Joe:
>I'm not going to the homecoming dance with you, but it's not because I
>don't like you, but because I'm too lazy to rent a tux and go all the way
>to Columbus, plus I'm too poor even if I weren't lazy, lol. School is
>alright.. but hey, it's school, so how good do you expect it to be?
Girl:
thanx for yelling at me that's the last thing i need you know i am still
kind of mad at you all my friends say i should just forget about you i'm
starting to think there right i dont deserve to be ignored atleast my
friends are nice enough to call me back and they even try to see me that is
why i am still kind of mad at you because you dont even try you say you want
to be friends but your not even trying to do that. so just to tell you DON'T
YELL AT ME I'V BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH. i'll ttyl ok.
Sometimes I feel like just blocking her number and her email address and saying forget it, but then I'd have to put up with her at youth convention / camp (our churches are in the same AG District). According to Kaleeko, she needs to be in the psych ward. So yeah, what do I do? >.<
Call her you fucking reject.
Too lazy!
Then get a screwdriver and stick it through your jugular as quickly as possible, then yank it in a bunch of directions, and then pull it out. Now, after you've done this, take the biggest, bluntest hunk of metal you can find and castrate yourself.
Quote from: rabbit on September 12, 2006, 04:57:29 PM
Then get a screwdriver and stick it through your jugular as quickly as possible, then yank it in a bunch of directions, and then pull it out. Now, after you've done this, take the biggest, bluntest hunk of metal you can find and castrate yourself.
...
Uhm dude, seriously. Tux=prom (unless you go to some hella prep school).
Our homecomings down here were always casual & themed.
+, were you ACTUALLY talking like SPEAKING with her or was that via text/im/myspace/email/etc? And, oh yeah, did you yell at her or say something negative-ish?
Email. Her saying that I was yelling at her was in reply to my block of text.
Basically, I'm trying to find the nicest way to say FOD. :)
Quote from: Joex86] link=topic=7331.msg91279#msg91279 date=1158100723]
Email. Her saying that I was yelling at her was in reply to my block of text.
Basically, I'm trying to find the nicest way to say FOD. :)
1) FOD???
2) STOP FUCKING TALKING TO BITCHES ONLINE! TALK TO THE HOES IN RL, you might have a better chance of hittin some good shit that way.
1. FOD = Fuck off and die.
2. This statement would have not occured had you known the answer to #1.
But still, real life man, its pretty driggin sweet. You should give it a try someday
Haha, this is a girl from my old school. I know (knew) her dad and all.
Anyhow, I managed the bring up the courage to say (more nicely than this): "Stop calling me. Email me, sure, but don't expect me to EVER answer when you call."
You are a horrible person.
Hrmmm....I really think Joe and the girl have serious mental problems. :P
Quote from: dark_drake on September 14, 2006, 02:03:43 PM
Hrmmm....I really think Joe and the girl have serious mental problems. :P
You're at least half right. ;D
:-*
Joe is going to be a virgin fo lifez.
Quote from: Sidoh on September 14, 2006, 02:16:29 PM
Quote from: dark_drake on September 14, 2006, 02:03:43 PM
Hrmmm....I really think Joe and the girl have serious mental problems. :P
You're at least half right. ;D
:-*
Yeah, the girl does have serious mental issues. I'm not kidding.
So he's completely right then! ;D
Quote from: OG Trust on September 14, 2006, 03:04:30 PM
Joe is going to be a virgin fo lifez.
Maybe he'll lose it to a notecard.
That's.... awkward.
Quote from: CrAz3D on September 12, 2006, 05:38:46 PM
Uhm dude, seriously. Tux=prom (unless you go to some hella prep school).
Our homecomings down here were always casual & themed.
+, were you ACTUALLY talking like SPEAKING with her or was that via text/im/myspace/email/etc? And, oh yeah, did you yell at her or say something negative-ish?
Every school dance we had to wear a Tux. :P
Joe, just call her. Stop being retarded!! :D!
Quote from: AntiVirus on September 14, 2006, 09:18:18 PM
Quote from: CrAz3D on September 12, 2006, 05:38:46 PM
Uhm dude, seriously. Tux=prom (unless you go to some hella prep school).
Our homecomings down here were always casual & themed.
+, were you ACTUALLY talking like SPEAKING with her or was that via text/im/myspace/email/etc? And, oh yeah, did you yell at her or say something negative-ish?
Every school dance we had to wear a Tux. :P
Joe, just call her. Stop being retarded!! :D!
Man, you call her!
Quote from: AntiVirus on September 14, 2006, 09:18:18 PM
Quote from: CrAz3D on September 12, 2006, 05:38:46 PM
Uhm dude, seriously. Tux=prom (unless you go to some hella prep school).
Our homecomings down here were always casual & themed.
+, were you ACTUALLY talking like SPEAKING with her or was that via text/im/myspace/email/etc? And, oh yeah, did you yell at her or say something negative-ish?
Every school dance we had to wear a Tux. :P
Joe, just call her. Stop being retarded!! :D!
thats FUCKING EXPENSIVE!
@Joe: She isn't my friend.
@Crazed: I know.. :(
Quote from: AntiVirus on September 15, 2006, 12:24:45 PM
@Joe: She isn't my friend.
@Crazed: I know.. :(
lameness.
probably just cheaper to buy one & keep using it
...speakin of, I need to buy a suit soon. Have a "swank" party on Oct 14 (we're supposed to dress up hella nice) & I figure if I stay involved in politics like I have been I'll need it there
Jesus christ Joe, you SUCK AT GIRLS.
More than Newby even..
F
I ended up talking to her. And then I got a date for homecoming. So I suck less than Newby now.
Quote from: Joex86] link=topic=7331.msg92410#msg92410 date=1158891250]
I suck less than Newby
You only wish
Quote from: rabbit on September 21, 2006, 11:30:08 PM
Quote from: Joex86] link=topic=7331.msg92410#msg92410 date=1158891250]
I suck less than Newby
You only wish
I don't know.. You can just ask newby for a bj now adays without even paying him and he will give them to you. Joe atleast costs money. So, actually, I guess Joe does suck less. :(
WTF?
Quote from: Newby on September 23, 2006, 03:20:31 AM
WTF?
Yeah, I know! Way to blow the secret, Antivirus... wait... hehe, I made a funny! :)