Taoism: Shit happens.
Buddhism: If shit happens, it's not really shit.
Islam: If shit happens, it's the will of Allah
Protestantism: Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.
Judaism: Why does shit always happen to us?!
Hinduism: This shit happened before.
Catholicism: Shit happens because you're bad.
Har Krisna: Shit happens, Rama Rama!
T.V. Evangelism: Send more shit!!
Atheism: No shit.
Jehovah's Witness: Knock knock, shit happens.
Hedonism: There's nothing like a good shit happenin'.
Christian Science: Shit Happens in your mind.
Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't.
Existentialism: What is shit anyway?
Stoicism: This shit doesn't bother me.
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit!
I especially love Atheism and Rastafarianism. Apparently Rasta, or whatever the dudes name, will rise from the dead in 2008, after 33 years, Jesus's lifetime. Interesting story, they think that Rasta was the second Christ.
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Also, Protestantism is totally wrong. We're more of Stoicism, the shit doesn't bother us.
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I especially love Atheism and Rastafarianism. Apparently Rasta, or whatever the dudes name, will rise from the dead in 2008, after 33 years, Jesus's lifetime.
Um, you really have no idea about what you're talking about.
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Also, Protestantism is totally wrong. We're more of Stoicism, the shit doesn't bother us.
Actually, the shit just bothered you.
Quote from: Deuce on October 31, 2006, 11:00:45 PM
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I especially love Atheism and Rastafarianism. Apparently Rasta, or whatever the dudes name, will rise from the dead in 2008, after 33 years, Jesus's lifetime.
Um, you really have no idea about what you're talking about.
Maybe I'm confused with a different religion.
Quote from: leet_muffin on November 01, 2006, 09:47:44 AM
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Also, Protestantism is totally wrong. We're more of Stoicism, the shit doesn't bother us.
Actually, the shit just bothered you.
No, it didn't. I simply said that it was incorrect and went on with life. :)
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Also, Protestantism is totally wrong. We're more of Stoicism, the shit doesn't bother us.
I disagree. It's not called a "Protestant work ethic" for nothing.