I normally don't like political mockery, but I actually found this list funny.
From rightwasright.us (http://www.rightwasright.us/):
1. Mandatory homosexuality
2. Drug-filled condoms in schools
3. Introduce the new Destruction of Marriage Act
4. Border fence replaced with free shuttle buses
5. Osama Bin Laden to be Secretary of State
6. Withdraw from Iraq, apologize, reinstate Hussein
7. English language banned from all Federal buildings
8. Math classes replaced by encounter groups
9. All taxes to be tripled
10. All fortunes over $250,000 to be confiscated
11. On-demand welfare
12. Tofurkey to be named official Thanksgiving dish
13. Freeways to be removed, replaced with light rail systems
14. Pledge of Allegiance in schools replaced with morning flag-burning
15. Stem cells allowed to be harvested from any child under the age of 8
16. Comatose people to be ground up and fed to poor
17. Quarterly mandatory abortion lottery
18. God to be mocked roundly
19. Dissolve Executive Branch: reassign responsibilities to UN
20. Jane Fonda to be appointed Secretary of Appeasement
21. Outlaw all firearms: previous owners assigned to anger management therapy
22. Texas returned to Mexico
23. Ban Christmas: replace with Celebrate our Monkey Ancestors Day
24. Carter added to Mount Rushmore
25. Modify USA's motto to "Land of the French and the home of the brave"
<edit> fixed the title
Burning a flag? That'd just add to air pollution, psssht, crazy libs
Quote from: iago on November 09, 2006, 09:45:11 AM
I normally don't like political mockery, but I actually found this list funny.
From rightwasright.us (http://www.rightwasright.us/):
1. Mandatory homosexuality
2. Drug-filled condoms in schools
3. Introduce the new Destruction of Marriage Act
4. Border fence replaced with free shuttle buses
5. Osama Bin Laden to be Secretary of State
6. Withdraw from Iraq, apologize, reinstate Hussein
7. English language banned from all Federal buildings
8. Math classes replaced by encounter groups
9. All taxes to be tripled
10. All fortunes over $250,000 to be confiscated
11. On-demand welfare
12. Tofurkey to be named official Thanksgiving dish
13. Freeways to be removed, replaced with light rail systems
14. Pledge of Allegiance in schools replaced with morning flag-burning
15. Stem cells allowed to be harvested from any child under the age of 8
16. Comatose people to be ground up and fed to poor
17. Quarterly mandatory abortion lottery
18. God to be mocked roundly
19. Dissolve Executive Branch: reassign responsibilities to UN
20. Jane Fonda to be appointed Secretary of Appeasement
21. Outlaw all firearms: previous owners assigned to anger management therapy
22. Texas returned to Mexico
23. Ban Christmas: replace with Celebrate our Monkey Ancestors Day
24. Carter added to Mount Rushmore
25. Modify USA's motto to "Land of the French and the home of the brave"
HAHAHAHAHA These are ridiculous, especially number 18. and 22. lets give California back to them as well and the whole west coast cause we did take it from the mexicans. lets give Spain the Louisiana purchase too. HAHAHAHA and my last statement. "YAY for #1"
My favorites are actually 15, 16, and 17 :)
Quote from: iago on November 09, 2006, 11:45:25 AM
My favorites are actually 15, 16, and 17 :)
At least 15 and 16 sound like good ideas. 17 would make 15 more difficult after a few years.
I thought the Louisiana Purchase was from France?
Quote from: Sidoh on November 09, 2006, 03:01:47 PM
I thought the Louisiana Purchase was from France?
Yes. Jefferson bought the land from Napolean.
Quote from: iago on November 09, 2006, 11:45:25 AM
My favorites are actually 15, 16, and 17 :)
I like 16.
Then if there still isnt enough food we can grind up the really poor & feed to the poor
Quote from: deadly7 on November 09, 2006, 03:34:54 PM
Quote from: Sidoh on November 09, 2006, 03:01:47 PM
I thought the Louisiana Purchase was from France?
Yes. Jefferson bought the land from Napolean.
O i knew that.... I was....uhh.... testing your knowledge. *cough*
17 is great.
Quote from: iago on November 09, 2006, 11:45:25 AM
My favorites are actually 15, 16, and 17 :)
How about making implementing them on this forum :O?
16 should be extended to include retards and fetuses. And should be a law anyway.
I wasn't sure if fetuses was the correct spelling, so I checked. It is correct. First link on google: http://bunnysnoog.cyborgcow.net/ That's great.