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Title: [NSFW] Masturbating into ranch... gets you in trouble!
Post by: Newby on December 16, 2006, 12:27:44 AM
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Who'da thunk it?
Title: Re: [NSFW] Masturbating into ranch... gets you in trouble!
Post by: Towelie on December 16, 2006, 12:30:36 AM
hmm. I doubt anything bad can come from that...
Title: Re: [NSFW] Masturbating into ranch... gets you in trouble!
Post by: Armin on December 16, 2006, 12:35:13 AM
Quote from: Towelie on December 16, 2006, 12:30:36 AM
hmm. I doubt anything bad can come from that...
Loss of pride. I would cry if I found out I ate contaminated ranch. :(
Title: Re: [NSFW] Masturbating into ranch... gets you in trouble!
Post by: Killer360 on December 16, 2006, 12:43:05 AM
That's pretty gross.
Title: Re: [NSFW] Masturbating into ranch... gets you in trouble!
Post by: Towelie on December 16, 2006, 12:50:58 AM
Quote from: Metal Militia on December 16, 2006, 12:35:13 AM
Quote from: Towelie on December 16, 2006, 12:30:36 AM
hmm. I doubt anything bad can come from that...
Loss of pride. I would cry if I found out I ate contaminated ranch. :(
physically harmful*
Title: Re: [NSFW] Masturbating into ranch... gets you in trouble!
Post by: iago on December 16, 2006, 01:18:36 AM
Towelie's right, that's crap:
Quote"An act occurred that could have physically harmed someone at the school, but no one was physically harmed," police Cmdr. Joseph Eversole said.

True, it's gross -- but I don't think there's any way it could be physically harmful.
Title: Re: [NSFW] Masturbating into ranch... gets you in trouble!
Post by: Towelie on December 16, 2006, 01:45:34 AM
maybe if you have a huge ass cut in your mouth.... :P
Title: Re: [NSFW] Masturbating into ranch... gets you in trouble!
Post by: CrAz3D on December 16, 2006, 03:30:02 AM
Quote from: Towelie on December 16, 2006, 12:30:36 AM
hmm. I doubt anything bad can come from that...
punny!!!
Title: Re: [NSFW] Masturbating into ranch... gets you in trouble!
Post by: Armin on December 16, 2006, 04:40:02 AM
Quote from: iago on December 16, 2006, 01:18:36 AM
Towelie's right, that's crap:
Quote"An act occurred that could have physically harmed someone at the school, but no one was physically harmed," police Cmdr. Joseph Eversole said.

True, it's gross -- but I don't think there's any way it could be physically harmful.
STD
Title: Re: [NSFW] Masturbating into ranch... gets you in trouble!
Post by: Warrior on December 16, 2006, 08:20:06 AM
Exactly, what if the guy had an STD.
Title: Re: [NSFW] Masturbating into ranch... gets you in trouble!
Post by: Killer360 on December 16, 2006, 10:01:45 AM
Then everybody who ate the "salad dressing" would be screwed.
Title: Re: [NSFW] Masturbating into ranch... gets you in trouble!
Post by: iago on December 16, 2006, 10:35:03 AM
There aren't a lot of STDs that can be transferred orally.  But eh?
Title: Re: [NSFW] Masturbating into ranch... gets you in trouble!
Post by: Sidoh on December 16, 2006, 11:06:44 AM
Quote from: iago on December 16, 2006, 10:35:03 AM
There aren't a lot of STDs that can be transferred orally.  But eh?

Like towelie said, if you took some fluid in your mouth when it had a cut, it's more likely.
Title: Re: [NSFW] Masturbating into ranch... gets you in trouble!
Post by: abc on December 16, 2006, 11:31:49 AM
Quote from: Metal Militia on December 16, 2006, 12:35:13 AM
Quote from: Towelie on December 16, 2006, 12:30:36 AM
hmm. I doubt anything bad can come from that...
Loss of pride. I would cry if I found out I ate contaminated ranch. :(


LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Title: Re: [NSFW] Masturbating into ranch... gets you in trouble!
Post by: Warrior on December 16, 2006, 02:20:18 PM
Quote from: iago on December 16, 2006, 10:35:03 AM
There aren't a lot of STDs that can be transferred orally.  But eh?

I was under the impression that any of them could. *shrug*
Title: Re: [NSFW] Masturbating into ranch... gets you in trouble!
Post by: abc on December 16, 2006, 03:52:25 PM
It's called an STI, Not STD...
Title: Re: [NSFW] Masturbating into ranch... gets you in trouble!
Post by: Joe on December 17, 2006, 04:24:29 AM
1. Both STI and STD are acceptable, much like OWI vs DWI.

2. I think that any STD can be gotten orally, but theres a low chance. You have to swallow the sperm that had it and then manage to get it into your blood stream without digesting it.
Title: Re: [NSFW] Masturbating into ranch... gets you in trouble!
Post by: Sidoh on December 17, 2006, 06:52:52 PM
Quote from: dlStevens on December 16, 2006, 03:52:25 PM
It's called an STI, Not STD...

It depends.  AIDS definitely isn't a temporary "infection."
Title: Re: [NSFW] Masturbating into ranch... gets you in trouble!
Post by: iago on December 17, 2006, 06:56:19 PM
From what I understand, there are no reports of AIDS being spread orally, although it is theoretically possible.

You're right, though -- other infections can be spread orally.
Title: Re: [NSFW] Masturbating into ranch... gets you in trouble!
Post by: Sidoh on December 17, 2006, 06:59:51 PM
Quote from: iago on December 17, 2006, 06:56:19 PM
From what I understand, there are no reports of AIDS being spread orally, although it is theoretically possible.

You're right, though -- other infections can be spread orally.

Yeah, but as Towelie said, I think it'd be much more likely if there was a cut in the mouth.
Title: Re: [NSFW] Masturbating into ranch... gets you in trouble!
Post by: Warrior on December 17, 2006, 07:03:24 PM
Regardless, I'd be pissed if I just ate someones semen.
Title: Re: [NSFW] Masturbating into ranch... gets you in trouble!
Post by: d&q on December 18, 2006, 07:51:15 PM
Come on..what's a little semen between friends?
Title: Re: [NSFW] Masturbating into ranch... gets you in trouble!
Post by: Sidoh on December 19, 2006, 11:20:35 AM
Quote from: Warriorx86] link=topic=8177.msg103114#msg103114 date=1166400204]
Regardless, I'd be pissed if I just ate someones semen.

Yeah, me too.  It's kind of like someone taking a piss on your couch or something.  It may be gross, but it isn't very valid to call it "insanitary."

Quote from: Deuce on December 18, 2006, 07:51:15 PM
Come on..what's a little semen between friends?

:-*
Title: Re: [NSFW] Masturbating into ranch... gets you in trouble!
Post by: Towelie on December 19, 2006, 04:27:25 PM
Quote from: Deuce on December 18, 2006, 07:51:15 PM
Come on..what's a little semen between friends?
generally a bit sticky