So I'm sure most of you know that I'm living in a new apartment now.
The building I'm in has 3 floors and roughly 6 apartments/floor, so there should be roughly 18 apartments in this building. On average, I should see others in the halls, at the door, on their balconies, etc. But so far, in the almost 2 weeks I've been living here, I've seen nobody.
The landlady here is Hungarian or Romanian or something. And there are definitely others in this building, because I heard noises, phones, water running, rustling, etc. But all I know is, these people don't leave their houses during the day.
So I jumped to the oh-so-obvious conclusion: they're vampires. I mean, how else could you explain it?
So I was talking to my dad on the phone today, after dark. I was wandering, as I always do, and it was just light enough to see. I didn't really think about it, but afterwards I realized the light was from my monitor. I was telling him about the vampire hypothesis, and just as I finished, my screensaver (ie, a blank screen) came on and suddenly it went from being light enough to see to pitch black. It's always fun to get a little bit of fear like that :)
There's no real point here, but if I suddenly disappear you should assume that the vampires got me.
I'll keep you posted as I uncover details.
lol, awesome. If you get turned, can you turn me, too? :P
Here's what you do to put your mind at ease/confirm your fears:
1) Sneak into one of their rooms and knock one out. Don't let him see you.
2) Drag him outside into the sun.
If he dies instantly with a vampire. If he doesn't, he was human, and you should probably walk back inside and pretend it never happened.
Can you knock vampires out? I wouldn't want to bonk one, then have him turn around and kill me :-/
So me and Drake figured this out. So we all know that wooden stakes are used to kill vampires. I've never heard of a human being killed by a stake through the heart.
Therefore, if I sneak in while my neighbour's asleep and hammer a stake through his heart, and he dies, he must have been a vampire.
Brilliance in its purest form.
Quote from: Sidoh on February 13, 2007, 11:55:50 PM
Brilliance in its purest form.
In all fairness, I told him to have his lawyer's phone number on speed dial.
Quote from: dark_drake on February 14, 2007, 12:05:35 AM
Quote from: Sidoh on February 13, 2007, 11:55:50 PM
Brilliance in its purest form.
In all fairness, I told him to have his lawyer's phone number on speed dial.
Brilliance in its purest form.
Quote from: iago on February 13, 2007, 11:26:50 PM
So me and Drake figured this out. So we all know that wooden stakes are used to kill vampires. I've never heard of a human being killed by a stake through the heart.
Therefore, if I sneak in while my neighbour's asleep and hammer a stake through his heart, and he dies, he must have been a vampire.
But they might be a which! In that case, you better throw them in the water to see if they float.
Quote from: Quik on February 14, 2007, 02:13:20 AM
But they might be a which! In that case, you better throw them in the water to see if they float.
lol.
What if they're just really, really fat?
Quote from: Sidoh on February 14, 2007, 02:57:36 AM
Quote from: Quik on February 14, 2007, 02:13:20 AM
But they might be a which! In that case, you better throw them in the water to see if they float.
lol.
What if they're just really, really fat?
What if they're just humans... :/?
Maybe they are ninjas. They could be out all the time, or they are probably sitting right next to you, but you'd never know.
(Because they are ninja)
I've got it: they're all introverts. Or, they're very rowdy extroverts and are having a massive apartment party all the time and haven't invited you. Or they just hate Canadians from Manitoba.
Quote from: Ergot on February 14, 2007, 03:36:38 AM
What if they're just humans... :/?
Humans (without the help of oodles of fat) don't float unless their lungs are filled.
Quote from: Quik on February 14, 2007, 02:13:20 AM
Quote from: iago on February 13, 2007, 11:26:50 PM
So me and Drake figured this out. So we all know that wooden stakes are used to kill vampires. I've never heard of a human being killed by a stake through the heart.
Therefore, if I sneak in while my neighbour's asleep and hammer a stake through his heart, and he dies, he must have been a vampire.
But they might be a which! In that case, you better throw them in the water to see if they float.
Witch* lol
Which witch is this... lol
Quote from: Sidoh on February 14, 2007, 02:57:36 AM
Quote from: Quik on February 14, 2007, 02:13:20 AM
But they might be a which! In that case, you better throw them in the water to see if they float.
lol.
What if they're just really, really fat?
Then they wouldn't weigh as much as a duck, so they obviously wouldn't float. Duh.
Lmfao. I love your stories. I get a good laugh each time I read one.
Quote from: iago on February 13, 2007, 10:52:23 PMIt's always fun to get a little bit of fear like that :)
A little!? Jesus man I would have been scared of that even without the vampire talk!
Quote from: Sidoh on February 14, 2007, 11:21:33 AM
Quote from: Ergot on February 14, 2007, 03:36:38 AM
What if they're just humans... :/?
Humans (without the help of oodles of fat) don't float unless their lungs are filled.
qq backfloat.
Quote from: Sidoh on February 14, 2007, 11:21:33 AM
Quote from: Ergot on February 14, 2007, 03:36:38 AM
What if they're just humans... :/?
Humans (without the help of oodles of fat) don't float unless their lungs are filled.
Yea... I'm just going to go deflate my lungs so I can sink to the bottom... I'm a fucking genius.
Quote from: iago on February 14, 2007, 06:46:24 PM
Quote from: Sidoh on February 14, 2007, 02:57:36 AM
Quote from: Quik on February 14, 2007, 02:13:20 AM
But they might be a which! In that case, you better throw them in the water to see if they float.
lol.
What if they're just really, really fat?
Then they wouldn't weigh as much as a duck, so they obviously wouldn't float. Duh.
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