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General Forums => General Discussion => Topic started by: chuck on April 01, 2007, 09:25:11 AM

Title: Google TiSP
Post by: chuck on April 01, 2007, 09:25:11 AM
Theres a 99% chance this is google april fools joke...

http://www.google.com/tisp/

And add an extra 1% when their installation guide focuses on dropping a fibre optics cable down your toilet.
(http://www.google.com/tisp/images/tisp_diagram.gif)

(http://www.google.com/tisp/images/4_plugin.jpg)
Title: Re: Google TiSP
Post by: Ender on April 01, 2007, 09:46:18 AM
LOL
Title: Re: Google TiSP
Post by: trust on April 01, 2007, 09:47:56 AM
http://www.google.com/tisp/notfound.html
Title: Re: Google TiSP
Post by: chuck on April 01, 2007, 09:59:13 AM
http://www.google.com/tisp/faq.html
QuoteHow can Google offer this service for free?
We believe that all users deserve free, fast and sanitary online access. To offset the cost of providing the TiSP service, we use information gathered by discreet DNA sequencing of your personal bodily output to display online ads that are contextually relevant to your culinary preferences, current health status and likelihood of developing particular medical conditions going forward. Google also offers premium levels of service for a monthly fee (see below).
Note: We take your privacy very seriously. So we treat all TiSP users' waste-related personal information with tremendous discretion, in accordance with our Privacy Policy.
Title: Re: Google TiSP
Post by: Joe on April 01, 2007, 11:55:01 AM
ROFL @ faq.
Title: Re: Google TiSP
Post by: Killer360 on April 01, 2007, 09:40:03 PM
I wish google offered Fiber Optic Broadband.  :'(
Title: Re: Google TiSP
Post by: abc on April 02, 2007, 07:08:46 PM
This is kinda late, but ROFL.

(http://wishfulvoice.ifastnet.com/temp/loltisp.JPG)
Title: Re: Google TiSP
Post by: Killer360 on April 04, 2007, 09:46:38 PM
LOL. Who is Dave?