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Title: A Symantec employee's biggest fear...
Post by: iago on June 02, 2007, 11:47:06 AM
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Title: Re: A Symantec employee's biggest fear...
Post by: trust on June 02, 2007, 02:21:07 PM
Thumbs down, no wonder it's from France.
Title: Re: A Symantec employee's biggest fear...
Post by: iago on June 02, 2007, 02:50:28 PM
Perhaps it's only funny if you're familiar with Lovecraft's work, so let me explain the joke a bit.

Cthulhu is imprisoned on earth, dead but dreaming, etc. The proper incantation can bring Him back, and part of that incantation is what the analyst reads. Obviously, he read the dangerous parts of it, and summed Cthulhu.

And by the way, it's not from France, it's on a French Web site. The site it's originally from is actually Japanese. If you're going to make racist jokes, at least make them right.
Title: Re: A Symantec employee's biggest fear...
Post by: Sidoh on June 03, 2007, 02:12:06 AM
Hahahaha.
Title: Re: A Symantec employee's biggest fear...
Post by: AntiVirus on June 03, 2007, 04:45:27 PM
Haha, okay at first I didn't get it because I don't read Lovecraft, but after you explained it it's rather funny.  Haha.
Title: Re: A Symantec employee's biggest fear...
Post by: Blaze on June 11, 2007, 08:59:16 PM
Haha, that's awesome.  :)
Title: Re: A Symantec employee's biggest fear...
Post by: Joe on June 13, 2007, 11:48:49 PM
Quote from: iago on June 02, 2007, 02:50:28 PM
Perhaps it's only funny if you're familiar with Lovecraft's work, so let me explain the joke a bit.

Cthulhu is imprisoned on earth, dead but dreaming, etc. The proper incantation can bring Him back, and part of that incantation is what the analyst reads. Obviously, he read the dangerous parts of it, and summed Cthulhu.

And by the way, it's not from France, it's on a French Web site. The site it's originally from is actually Japanese. If you're going to make racist jokes, at least make them right.

If I understand correctly from what I've heard, the incantation is "Cthulhu." By saying his name, AKA, the call of Cthulhu, you summon him. And he kills everyone. That's a big reason everyone associates with naming the song "The Call of Ktulu", besides the obvious reason that Ktulu is a valid spelling.

But of course, I've got to be wrong, so what am I wrong about? :P

EDIT -
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.
Title: Re: A Symantec employee's biggest fear...
Post by: iago on June 14, 2007, 06:13:23 AM
Quote from: Joex86/64] link=topic=9530.msg122093#msg122093 date=1181792929]
If I understand correctly from what I've heard, the incantation is "Cthulhu." By saying his name, AKA, the call of Cthulhu, you summon him. And he kills everyone. That's a big reason everyone associates with naming the song "The Call of Ktulu", besides the obvious reason that Ktulu is a valid spelling.

But of course, I've got to be wrong, so what am I wrong about? :P

EDIT -
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.
No, the summoning of Cthulhu is a longish ritual. The spelling of his name, "Cthulhu" is phoenetic, so "Ktulu" isn't invalid, although it's never spelled like that in Lovecraft's stories.

That line translates from R'lyehian to, "In his house in R'lyeh, Cthulhu waits dreaming"