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General Forums => General Discussion => Topic started by: iago on June 22, 2007, 02:57:31 PM

Title: Become ordained for cheap!
Post by: iago on June 22, 2007, 02:57:31 PM
http://www.themonastery.org/

You get to pick your title and preside over weddings and everything. It's an awesome religion! :)
Title: Re: Become ordained for cheap!
Post by: Newby on June 22, 2007, 05:37:51 PM
Awkward. That's a good word for it.
Title: Re: Become ordained for cheap!
Post by: iago on June 22, 2007, 05:46:43 PM
Come on, don't you want to spend $30 and get a Doctor of Metaphysics (http://www.themonastery.org/catalog/drofmetaphysics-p-116.html) degree?
Title: Re: Become ordained for cheap!
Post by: Joe on June 22, 2007, 10:20:36 PM
YES! I can finally say I'm REALLY Pastor Joe!
Title: Re: Become ordained for cheap!
Post by: disco on June 22, 2007, 10:44:00 PM
This won't in any way negate my P.H.D. in Kickin' Ass, will it?
Title: Re: Become ordained for cheap!
Post by: Joe on June 22, 2007, 11:29:53 PM
Not at all. As pastors of ULC, our doctrine is simply to do the right thing. Therefore, Chuck Norris is a good example, because although he kicks ass, he only provides such swift justice when necessary, thus does the right thing.

Your brother in His service,
Br. Joe
Title: Re: Become ordained for cheap!
Post by: Joe on June 23, 2007, 12:25:06 AM
(11:22:47 PM) [x86] MetaL MilitiA: man, that's so sick that I'm a reverend now too
(11:22:49 PM) [x86] MetaL MilitiA: I can get people married
(11:22:49 PM) [x86] MetaL MilitiA: lol
(11:23:12 PM) [x86] MetaL MilitiA: afk

o.O
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