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Title: Day of the Dragon
Post by: Joe on September 12, 2007, 03:57:44 am
So, when I was at my girlfriends house tonight, I picked up a copy of Day of the Dragon from her extensive WarCraft book collection (I was amazed by it, and she also kicked my ass at guitar hero), and I'm going to read it. Thought you all should know.
Title: Re: Day of the Dragon
Post by: CrAz3D on September 13, 2007, 02:04:35 pm
Girlfriend?
lol!  Stop!  You're slaying me!


(<3)
Title: Re: Day of the Dragon
Post by: Rule on September 15, 2007, 02:25:07 pm
Thought you all should know.

That you have a girlfriend you mean, not that you borrowed "Day of the Dragon". 
Title: Re: Day of the Dragon
Post by: Joe on September 15, 2007, 05:55:59 pm
Yes. Hence the news. :P
Title: Re: Day of the Dragon
Post by: CrAz3D on September 16, 2007, 01:20:15 pm
So, when I was at my girlfriends house tonight, I picked up a copy of Day of the Dragon from her extensive WarCraft book collection (I was amazed by it, and she also kicked my ass at guitar hero), and I'm going to read it. Thought you all should know.
WarCraft books?
Like Halo has books?

...tsk man, tsk
Title: Re: Day of the Dragon
Post by: iago on September 16, 2007, 01:31:46 pm
When I was young, I had a really cool choose-your-own-adventure book based on Mario Bros. It was a lot of fun! :)
Title: Re: Day of the Dragon
Post by: Camel on September 17, 2007, 02:44:49 pm
When I was young, I had a really cool choose-your-own-adventure book based on Mario Bros. It was a lot of fun! :)
I didn't take my finger off the page! You saw it, Lois!
Title: Re: Day of the Dragon
Post by: Joe on September 17, 2007, 06:21:48 pm
When I was young, I had a really cool choose-your-own-adventure book based on Mario Bros. It was a lot of fun! :)

That thing kicked so much ass. ;)
Title: Re: Day of the Dragon
Post by: trust on September 17, 2007, 06:24:06 pm
She reads Warcraft novels? I have to see a picture of this winner.
Title: Re: Day of the Dragon
Post by: CrAz3D on September 17, 2007, 06:39:06 pm
She reads Warcraft novels? I have to see a picture of this winner.
lol.  That's what I thought



Remember Joe, stilll <3
Title: Re: Day of the Dragon
Post by: Joe on September 17, 2007, 06:55:34 pm
She reads Warcraft novels? I have to see a picture of this winner.

I've got one picture of us together, but it's a camera phone picture with half of both our heads. You can't see it. I'll get one eventually, though.
Title: Re: Day of the Dragon
Post by: Warrior on September 17, 2007, 06:57:05 pm
She reads Warcraft novels? I have to see a picture of this winner.

win
Title: Re: Day of the Dragon
Post by: CrAz3D on September 18, 2007, 01:00:07 am
She reads Warcraft novels? I have to see a picture of this winner.

I've got one picture of us together, but it's a camera phone picture with half of both our heads. You can't see it. I'll get one eventually, though.

This?
(http://b2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/01186/28/34/1186324382_l.jpg)
God Joe, your MySpace doesn't even say "In a Relationship"
Title: Re: Day of the Dragon
Post by: joesgirlfriend on September 18, 2007, 01:24:02 am
God Joe, your MySpace doesn't even say "In a Relationship"

UNFORGIVABLE.
Title: Re: Day of the Dragon
Post by: CrAz3D on September 18, 2007, 01:28:57 am
God Joe, your MySpace doesn't even say "In a Relationship"

UNFORGIVABLE.
:o I demand to know if she is real
Title: Re: Day of the Dragon
Post by: Warrior on September 18, 2007, 06:42:42 am
 /claps

Joe gets a pass.
Title: Re: Day of the Dragon
Post by: Hitmen on September 18, 2007, 08:33:51 am
lol
Title: Re: Day of the Dragon
Post by: Joe on September 18, 2007, 09:15:06 am
She reads Warcraft novels? I have to see a picture of this winner.

I've got one picture of us together, but it's a camera phone picture with half of both our heads. You can't see it. I'll get one eventually, though.

This?
-clip-
God Joe, your MySpace doesn't even say "In a Relationship"

Er.. yes. That. :)
Title: Re: Day of the Dragon
Post by: iago on September 18, 2007, 09:54:33 am
God Joe, your MySpace doesn't even say "In a Relationship"

UNFORGIVABLE.

Haha, you rock... you!

(I won't post who this is, only that he/she is a member of x86. I now open the floor to guessing!)
Title: Re: Day of the Dragon
Post by: CrAz3D on September 18, 2007, 10:24:19 am
God Joe, your MySpace doesn't even say "In a Relationship"

UNFORGIVABLE.

Haha, you rock... you!

(I won't post who this is, only that he/she is a member of x86. I now open the floor to guessing!)
Said person talked to me, then I posted my reply to "Joe's girlfriend," then the person revealed their 'joke.'  I lol'd
Title: Re: Day of the Dragon
Post by: Joe on September 18, 2007, 03:57:40 pm
Wild stab in the dark.. I'd say Sidoh.

EDIT -
For lulz, here's the crappy picture, since you stalked her myspace already anyhow.

(http://a108.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/107/l_ec7a2330438eab279e00a5a6204b808b.jpg)

Also, my myspace now says In A Relationship. Losers.
Title: Re: Day of the Dragon
Post by: CrAz3D on September 18, 2007, 05:07:03 pm
I saw that picture of "me & billy" or whatever...I wondered.  Didnt know if you'd lost a lot of weight since your other pictures or what.  Plus, your hair is like a stoner.  God hates stoners.  <3, heh
Title: Re: Day of the Dragon
Post by: Sidoh on September 18, 2007, 05:10:44 pm
Well, I did IM you. :P

Quote
(11:52:44 PM) Chris: http://www.x86labs.org/forum/index.php/topic,10234.msg130336.html#new
(11:52:46 PM) Chris: Too much?
(11:52:50 PM) Chris: If so, I'll delete it
(11:52:50 PM) Chris: lol
Title: Re: Day of the Dragon
Post by: iago on September 18, 2007, 05:33:36 pm
Well, I did IM you. :P

Quote
(11:52:44 PM) Chris: http://www.x86labs.org/forum/index.php/topic,10234.msg130336.html#new
(11:52:46 PM) Chris: Too much?
(11:52:50 PM) Chris: If so, I'll delete it
(11:52:50 PM) Chris: lol
Haha, I loved it, but only because of the distorted Linda Blair for the avatar. That totally made the joke. :)
Title: Re: Day of the Dragon
Post by: Hitmen on September 18, 2007, 06:56:31 pm
I'll ask the obvious question... which one is her?
Title: Re: Day of the Dragon
Post by: CrAz3D on September 18, 2007, 07:29:32 pm
Well, I did IM you. :P

Quote
(11:52:44 PM) Chris: http://www.x86labs.org/forum/index.php/topic,10234.msg130336.html#new
(11:52:46 PM) Chris: Too much?
(11:52:50 PM) Chris: If so, I'll delete it
(11:52:50 PM) Chris: lol
Yeah, before I had you resend the link I replied to the thread :-\
Title: Re: Day of the Dragon
Post by: Joe on September 18, 2007, 11:31:09 pm
I'll ask the obvious question... which one is her?

The one without the chest hair.

Didnt know if you'd lost a lot of weight since your other pictures or what.

I've technically gained weight, but I'm not a technician. I've lost some fat and put on muscles, yes.

Plus, your hair is like a stoner.  God hates stoners.  <3, heh

We had been swimming prior to that, so my hair was fucked++.
Title: Re: Day of the Dragon
Post by: CrAz3D on September 18, 2007, 11:50:21 pm
I'll ask the obvious question... which one is her?
The one without the chest hair.
Which is the one without chest hair?
Title: Re: Day of the Dragon
Post by: Newby on September 19, 2007, 12:35:56 am
lol @ joe.
Title: Re: Day of the Dragon
Post by: Joe on September 19, 2007, 12:37:57 am
lol @ joe.

Hey, at least I'm not scared of girls named Anna. Or Brooke.
Title: Re: Day of the Dragon
Post by: Towelie on September 19, 2007, 01:54:57 am
lol @ joe.
I second
Title: Re: Day of the Dragon
Post by: leet_muffin on September 19, 2007, 01:56:02 am
lol @ joe.

Hey, at least I'm not scared of girls named Anna. Or Brooke.

Hahahah.
Title: Re: Day of the Dragon
Post by: Warrior on September 19, 2007, 06:18:45 am
lol @ joe.

Hey, at least I'm not scared of girls named Anna. Or Brooke.

FATALITY.
Title: Re: Day of the Dragon
Post by: CrAz3D on September 19, 2007, 09:50:37 am
lol @ joe.
Hey, at least I'm not scared of girls named Anna. Or Brooke.
:o :o :o

 :D
Title: Re: Day of the Dragon
Post by: Newby on September 19, 2007, 11:32:28 pm
lol @ joe.

Hey, at least I'm not scared of girls named Anna. Or Brooke.

:(.

At least the girls I pursue aren't into Warcraft...
Title: Re: Day of the Dragon
Post by: iago on September 20, 2007, 12:00:24 am
lol @ joe.

Hey, at least I'm not scared of girls named Anna. Or Brooke.

:(.

At least the girls I pursue aren't into Warcraft...
You say that like it's a good thing. Shouldn't you pursue somebody who shares common interests with you?
Title: Re: Day of the Dragon
Post by: Newby on September 20, 2007, 12:10:13 am
I am not into Warcraft novels. If she played WoW, more power to her. But reading the novels? A bit intense..
Title: Re: Day of the Dragon
Post by: CrAz3D on September 20, 2007, 12:17:49 am
I am not into Warcraft novels. If she played WoW, more power to her. But reading the novels? A bit intense..
a BIT intense?

Hell, if it weren't for Joe she'd probably never have a date.



(<3)
Title: Re: Day of the Dragon
Post by: Newby on September 20, 2007, 12:31:08 am
He went 2-pump-chump status on some Mexican at his work or something, and that's how he "lost his virginity."

Or so he claims. ;)
Title: Re: Day of the Dragon
Post by: CrAz3D on September 20, 2007, 12:54:08 am
(http://dailycrazed.net/personal/joe.jpg)
Title: Re: Day of the Dragon
Post by: Warrior on September 20, 2007, 05:56:47 am
He went 2-pump-chump status on some Mexican at his work or something, and that's how he "lost his virginity."

Or so he claims. ;)

FINISH HIM.
Title: Re: Day of the Dragon
Post by: rabbit on September 20, 2007, 10:35:31 am
FATALITY
Title: Re: Day of the Dragon
Post by: Joe on September 20, 2007, 04:00:47 pm
lol @ joe.

Hey, at least I'm not scared of girls named Anna. Or Brooke.

:(.

At least the girls I pursue aren't into Warcraft...

How do you know? You never even talked to them!
Title: Re: Day of the Dragon
Post by: CrAz3D on September 20, 2007, 05:08:25 pm
lol @ joe.

Hey, at least I'm not scared of girls named Anna. Or Brooke.

:(.

At least the girls I pursue aren't into Warcraft...

How do you know? You never even talked to them!
:D
Oh this just keeps getting better!
Title: Re: Day of the Dragon
Post by: Camel on September 20, 2007, 05:42:37 pm
I lol'd so hard I think I need a fresh pair of pants.
Title: Re: Day of the Dragon
Post by: Newby on September 21, 2007, 12:18:14 am
How do you know? You never even talked to them!

Did too. That's when I decided I liked them. THEN I stopped talking to them.

Prick. :(
Title: Re: Day of the Dragon
Post by: CrAz3D on September 21, 2007, 01:10:04 am
How do you know? You never even talked to them!
Did too. That's when I decided I liked them. THEN I stopped talking to them.
I guess you showed him  8)
Title: Re: Day of the Dragon
Post by: Newby on September 21, 2007, 01:21:07 am
I tried. That one was a hard one to recoil from.
Title: Re: Day of the Dragon
Post by: Joe on September 30, 2007, 02:08:09 pm
So, I just showed her this topic. She LOL'd. Especially at Camel and his pants comment.
Title: Re: Day of the Dragon
Post by: Blaze on October 01, 2007, 12:53:32 am
I wasn't a big fan of Day of the Dragon after I read it.  I would have to say my favourite WarCraft novel would be The Last Guardian by Jeff Grubb (http://www.fantasticfiction.co.uk/g/jeff-grubb/), which has done some good books (Such as the StarCraft classic, Liberty's Crusade).

Oh, and I didn't read this topic minus this page so I guess I'd better go do that now...
Title: Re: Day of the Dragon
Post by: Quik on October 01, 2007, 04:39:08 am
I wasn't a big fan of Day of the Dragon after I read it.  I would have to say my favourite WarCraft novel would be The Last Guardian by Jeff Grubb (http://www.fantasticfiction.co.uk/g/jeff-grubb/), which has done some good books (Such as the StarCraft classic, Liberty's Crusade).

Oh, and I didn't read this topic minus this page so I guess I'd better go do that now...

Wow you're such a loser. I would never date you, Blaze.
Title: Re: Day of the Dragon
Post by: Joe on October 01, 2007, 11:54:57 am
Thank God. Sausagefest anyone?

The Last Guardian kicked ass, for the record.
Title: Re: Day of the Dragon
Post by: Blaze on October 02, 2007, 12:03:08 am
The Last Guardian kicked ass, for the record.

These words could not be truer!  :)
Title: Re: Day of the Dragon
Post by: ZeroX on November 13, 2007, 01:23:06 pm
Thank god for Joe. This thread is so full of win I am laughing none stop. My psychology teacher is looking at me funny.  :D
Title: Re: Day of the Dragon
Post by: slinky on November 13, 2007, 06:31:21 pm
Oh yea, he's a special child. I was reading this (for the second time) during study hall...trying not to noticed. That could have been bad. I was laughing super hard because you're all overly amusing.