Clan x86
Member Forums => Joe's Bunker of Pie => Topic started by: Joe on December 02, 2007, 01:17:50 am
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So, for programming, we had to make a mad-lib sort of program that would take bunch of parts of speech and then spit them back out in a fashion that'd make you shit yourself with laughter. Here's what I came up with.
(Code attached)
Nursery Rhymes, MadLibs Style!
I'll ask for a part of speech, and you type it and press enter!
Noun: refrigerator
Noun: banana
Noun: Orangutan
Noun: peanut
Noun: sandwich
Noun: vacuum
Plural noun: iagi
Adjective: old
Adjective: smelly
Adjective: short
Adjective: funny-looking
Verb (past) died
Old Mother Hubbard went to the refrigerator to get her old banana a bone.
When she got there, the Orangutan was smelly, and so her short dog had none.
Jack and Jill went up the peanut to fetch a sandwich of water.
Jack fell down and broke his vacuum and Jill came tumbling after.
There was an funny-looking woman who died in a shoe.
She had so many iagi, she didn't know what to do!
Press any key to continue . . .
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I attached an ncb instead of a cpp file. Crap. Fixed.
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I was hoping to be humored, but I left without so much as a cheeky grin to show for the colossal effort of hasty clickery of my mediocre touchpad.
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Shouldn't it be Jill's vacuum?
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Nah, Jack sucks too. They're not together, they're just friends. Jack is a closet gay, duh.
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Nah, Jack sucks too. They're not together, they're just friends. Jack is a closet gay, duh.
Thought that was Joe. :-\
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Nah, Jack sucks too. They're not together, they're just friends. Jack is a closet gay, duh.
Thought that was Joe. :-\
Holy shit, it's SeRiW!