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Title: ROFLCOPTER~
Post by: vursed on March 31, 2005, 01:58:43 am

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

Title: Re: ROFLCOPTER~
Post by: Newby on March 31, 2005, 02:01:42 am

Lmao!

That's great. :D

Title: Re: ROFLCOPTER~
Post by: deadly7 on March 31, 2005, 02:02:09 am

lol! That was good. i've heard something like it before though.

Title: Re: ROFLCOPTER~
Post by: vursed on March 31, 2005, 02:07:04 am

you guys are fast so here is more funnies:
 
http://gallery.snarkfish.net/albums/frontbutt/IMG_0111.jpg

^ random pic lol

http://www.blennus.com/video/Morning_Musume_-_Watching_The_Ring.wmv

^ rofl owned

http://www2.tcnet.ne.jp/metadoll/mov13.htm

^ play with some anime chicks breast rofl?

Title: Re: ROFLCOPTER~
Post by: Newby on March 31, 2005, 02:15:42 am

Haha @ the last link.

Title: Re: ROFLCOPTER~
Post by: deadly7 on March 31, 2005, 12:42:25 pm

rofl that animated chick had a big rack.

Title: Re: ROFLCOPTER~
Post by: Joe on March 31, 2005, 03:09:54 pm

I'll have to download flash.

Title: Re: ROFLCOPTER~
Post by: Mythix on April 01, 2005, 05:22:04 pm

shockwave!=flash

Title: Re: ROFLCOPTER~
Post by: drka on April 02, 2005, 06:07:37 am

no it isnt. its 2 sepperate things :P.