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General Forums => Introductions! => Topic started by: Hell-Lord on June 03, 2007, 11:12:00 pm
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Hi Hell-Lord here :P
Finally got round to registering on these forums :)
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buenos tardes and welcome to X86
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Tell us about yourself 8)
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I suppose i should
- 17 years of age
- I live in Australia :)
- I love sports, cars and programming
- Program in: VB6, C++ and Vb.Net
- Studying: Physics, Mathematics, English, Software Development and IT Applications
- Own a Ford LXi '95 model (5 speed manual) First car :)
- Been on Battle.Net under the name Hell-Lord and Hell_Lord since early 1997, I was on and off though for a couple of years. My first couple of year were spent playing on the Asia server since alot of fellow Australians played there in Diablo Aus-1 :D
Thats about it :P
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Do you play any sports?
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Yep Soccer ;)
#1 sport
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Where in Australia?
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Victoria, Melbourne :)
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With, if people outside America call soccer "football", then do you call football "soccer"? What shape is the ball you use for this "soccer"? :P
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Are the babes hot there?
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Football is an oval shaped ball
Soccer is a round ball
:)
http://www.afl.com.au/ (http://www.afl.com.au/) Australian Rules Football
and well Soccer is soccer the global game :)
Are the babes hot there?
And yes they are ;)
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Do you like birds ? ? ? ?
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What kind of birds :P
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It shouldn't matter... but... Cockatiels.
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Honestly i like birds but owls i absolutely hate!
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w.t.f.
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Have you ever ridden a kangaroo?
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Have you ever ridden a kangaroo?
I am afraid not :P
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Have you ever milked a cow?
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I have Ender!
Are you sexually attracted to your hand?
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do you say "mate" a lot?
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Honestly i like birds but owls i absolutely hate!
I don't mind owls, but I personally hate crows and geese. Both of them wake me up early on weekends. They're so noisy!
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Honestly i like birds but owls i absolutely hate!
I don't mind owls, but I personally hate crows and geese. Both of them wake me up early on weekends. They're so noisy!
Bullfrogs are worse. Two years ago, I went to visit some friends in Ontario. One of them had a fair bit of land, so I went camping near a river. For some strange reason, there where lots of frogs around that year.
I learned my lesson. Bring earplugs everywhere.
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It shouldn't matter... but... Cockatiels.
I used to own a cockatiel. However it ended up dieing mysteriously. I think it put its head through the cage and, when trying to pull it back, broke his neck. Sad sad day. :(
Welcome to the forums Hell-Lord! I used to play soccer as well, I love that sport. :D
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Haha... You had me at "Australian". ;)
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Bullfrogs are worse. Two years ago, I went to visit some friends in Ontario. One of them had a fair bit of land, so I went camping near a river. For some strange reason, there where lots of frogs around that year.
I learned my lesson. Bring earplugs everywhere.
Could be, I've never been in an area with bullfrogs.
I found that headphones + loud music works for almost anything, except for drunk friends in a hotel room. I was on vacation and hurt my bad badly++, and my friends were going to a concert. I wasn't going, so I figured I'd go to bed early. I put headphones on so they wouldn't wake me up, until one of them sat on my legs (PAIN!!) and started telling me all about this band I don't care about.
I used to own a cockatiel. However it ended up dieing mysteriously. I think it put its head through the cage and, when trying to pull it back, broke his neck. Sad sad day. :(
That's mysterious?
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I used to own a cockatiel. However it ended up dieing mysteriously. I think it put its head through the cage and, when trying to pull it back, broke his neck. Sad sad day. :(
That's mysterious?
Yes!! I don't actually know how it died, I am just speculating.
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Yes!! I don't actually know how it died, I am just speculating.
Ah, I thought you found him....... nevermind, I won't describe what I'm imagining.. :P
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Bullfrogs are worse.
Bud. Wei. Ser.
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Bullfrogs are worse.
Bud. Wei. Ser.
Hmm...
Man: Bud
Bartender: Why, sir?
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Bullfrogs are worse.
Bud. Wei. Ser.
Coors. :V
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Yes!! I don't actually know how it died, I am just speculating.
Ah, I thought you found him....... nevermind, I won't describe what I'm imagining.. :P
I was at my fathers house and my mom was taken care of him. She found him dead the morning after I left. No one knows how he died. :(
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Football is an oval shaped ball
Soccer is a round ball
:)
http://www.afl.com.au/ (http://www.afl.com.au/) Australian Rules Football
and well Soccer is soccer the global game :)
Are the babes hot there?
And yes they are ;)
PICTURES!
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Football is an oval shaped ball
Soccer is a round ball
:)
http://www.afl.com.au/ (http://www.afl.com.au/) Australian Rules Football
and well Soccer is soccer the global game :)
Are the babes hot there?
And yes they are ;)
PICTURES!
Well one you might know is Jennifer Hawkins ;)
(http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:isH--qPwxyIT6M:http://www.actressass.com/pictures-2/jennifer_hawkins/jennifer_hawkins_1.jpg)
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Larger!
(http://www.actressass.com/pictures-2/jennifer_hawkins/jennifer_hawkins_1.jpg)
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Here, you sinning perv.
http://www.actressass.com/pictures-2/jennifer_hawkins/jennifer_hawkins_1.jpg
Edit: I thought Joe was asking for a larger picture, but apparently he was posting a larger picture. The website has hotlinking off though so it didn't appear for me until it was in my cache.
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Lacking in the t&a dept.
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Lacking in the t&a dept.
You're just used to them sistas.
(https://tickets.vault350.com/mastercontrols/images/events/trina.jpg)
But really she is pretty flat, I'd hit it though.
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I really don't care that much most of the time, but she's flatter than a board.
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I really don't care that much most of the time, but she's flatter than a board.
There is this one girl I know who is so flat I think her butt goes in. She's good looking other than that, but her ass is just horrible. There is one or two pair of pants she has that makes it ok but it's just bad.
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lol... Like your asses are any better...
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Are you kidding me? Damn. Kaleeko, I would probably show you my ass, except that you would need a monitor that supports much higher resolution, because my ass is fucking HUGE.
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lol... Like your asses are any better...
We have penises.
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Many times over. :o
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Are you kidding me? Damn. Kaleeko, I would probably show you my ass, except that you would need a monitor that supports much higher resolution, because my ass is fucking HUGE.
And that matters? Bigger is not always better, babe. It's all about form and presentation. ;)
lol... Like your asses are any better...
We have penises.
And this... this is supposed to make up for it? Ahahaha.
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lol... Like your asses are any better...
My ass is amazing.
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And this... this is supposed to make up for it? Ahahaha.
It's what makes the world go round. Besides, we studied in psychology that appearance is the #1 things males look for in a mate, but it's like the 9th thing females look for.
With that said, your ass must suck. Picture or it's true.
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/me waits for Joe to come to Kaleeko's rescue.
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jesus or gtfo
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And that matters? Bigger is not always better, babe. It's all about form and presentation. ;)
ummm :P
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lol... Like your asses are any better...
Huge asses are considered "compensating for something". IE, no penis.
So yes, huge penis makes up for no huge ass. :)
@Trust: Yeah, but it's all fat, so yours doesn't count.
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/me waits for Joe to come to Kaleeko's rescue.
May it be known that I read this after posting, not before. :P
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I swear you just said Kaleeko has a huge penis, Joe..
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Huge asses are considered "compensating for something". IE, no penis.
So yes, huge penis makes up for no huge ass. :)
what if you have both? would that be contradictory or is it like a rule if you have one you must have the other
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Guys shouldn't have girls asses.
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Huge asses are considered "compensating for something". IE, no penis.
So yes, huge penis makes up for no huge ass. :)
That's not true r-tard.
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It's settled Kaleeko has a pancake ass and joe has a small penis.
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It's settled Kaleeko has a pancake ass and joe has a small penis.
I have at least 5 inches on you, so...
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I have at least 5 inches on you, so...
Did you sneak into his house and measure his pecker while he was asleep? :o
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I have at least 5 inches on you, so...
Did you sneak into his house and measure his pecker while he was asleep? :o
He would have had to of gotten me erect first, what a fag.
And @ Joe: Nice original comeback.
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It's settled Kaleeko has a pancake ass and joe has a small penis.
I have at least 5 inches on you, so...
QFT +
You're putting your tiny little 5" pecker on Trust?!
YOU'RE SO GOING TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Damn!
Good Lord that's disgusting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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It's settled Kaleeko has a pancake ass and joe has a small penis.
Don't give a crap about Joe, but no matter how much weight I seem to lose, I've never been able to manage a flat ass in my life. :P Not that I really care, I like my butt tyvm, but for the record... lol...
And this... this is supposed to make up for it? Ahahaha.
It's what makes the world go round. Besides, we studied in psychology that appearance is the #1 things males look for in a mate, but it's like the 9th thing females look for.
With that said, your ass must suck. Picture or it's true.
I don't take pictures for people who are ridiculously caught up over the female body, especially those who are prejudgemental. :P
I think porn has seriously skewed what some guys find attractive, though.. I have yet to actually meet a girl with anything close to that kind of body with any sort of brain in her head.
And, I love how everyone seems to care so much about dick size when in the end, we all know no one is actually going to whip out a camera and a ruler and prove it. Ahahaha.
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tyvm?.....
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I don't take pictures for people who are ridiculously caught up over the female body, especially those who are prejudgemental. :P
I think porn has seriously skewed what some guys find attractive, though.. I have yet to actually meet a girl with anything close to that kind of body with any sort of brain in her head.
I wasn't prejudgemental, I said "Picture of it's true" thus giving you the chance to prove yourself. Porn has nothing to do with thinking a flat ass is unattractive, it just is. And for the record brains are not a prerequisite unless you plan on marrying the girl.
@CrAz3D: thank you very much
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tyvm?.....
Thank you very much.
And, I love how everyone seems to care so much about dick size when in the end, we all know no one is actually going to whip out a camera and a ruler and prove it. Ahahaha.
Here's an easier way for egotistical males to satisfy themselves. Quick, go download a file -- the faster you download, the bigger your penis!
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And, I love how everyone seems to care so much about dick size when in the end, we all know no one is actually going to whip out a camera and a ruler and prove it. Ahahaha.
You are just trying to provoke someone into showing you a picture of that ;). And how hard would it be to find a picture of someone else's dick saying it was your penis?
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This is mine (NSFW!!!)
(http://www.penissizedebate.com/images/doc/black_big_dick2.jpg)
;D
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This is mine (NSFW!!!)
Be careful with what you post :P
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Trust, I'm sure that's yours...o...wait. That's a black guy. Nevermind.
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Trust, I'm sure that's yours...o...wait. That's a black guy. Nevermind.
I'M GANGSTA (you obviously never saw that picture of me sailing with my gat and ish)
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And, I love how everyone seems to care so much about dick size when in the end, we all know no one is actually going to whip out a camera and a ruler and prove it. Ahahaha.
You are just trying to provoke someone into showing you a picture of that ;). And how hard would it be to find a picture of someone else's dick saying it was your penis?
I think the point of that would also be to include your head as well. ;)
@Trust: Haha. Nice. :P
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Trust, I'm sure that's yours...o...wait. That's a black guy. Nevermind.
I'M GANGSTA (you obviously never saw that picture of me sailing with my gat and ish)
I did, but you're just an idiot.
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Trust, I'm sure that's yours...o...wait. That's a black guy. Nevermind.
I'M GANGSTA (you obviously never saw that picture of me sailing with my gat and ish)
I did, but you're just an idiot.
If one's face is black, penis is black, chances are they're black.
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I think the point of that would also be to include your head as well. ;)
I can't help but say this... but...
Which head?
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I think the point of that would also be to include your head as well. ;)
I can't help but say this... but...
Which head?
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww :-\
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This is mine (NSFW!!!)
Did you seriously just a picture of a penis on these forums?
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I think the point of that would also be to include your head as well. ;)
I can't help but say this... but...
Which head?
How did I know that was coming? :P
This is mine (NSFW!!!)
Did you seriously just a picture of a penis on these forums?
Scroll up a little bit. You'll see an image of a dick that was posted by someone. Yes, it's actually there. Congradulations, you win a cookie.
And, L2Type.
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This is mine (NSFW!!!)
Did you seriously just a picture of a penis on these forums?
Should I have put it in The post your picture thread?
edit:
Congradulations
And, L2Spell.
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Congradulations
And, L2Spell.
;D
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For the record, I've seen pictures of Kaleeko, and she doesn't need to lose weight and I like her butt too. Er..
@Trust: Yeah, mine's bigger.
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For the record, I've seen pictures of Kaleeko, and she doesn't need to lose weight and I like her butt too. Er..
@Trust: Yeah, mine's bigger.
Prove it, on both counts...
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@Trust: Yeah, mine's bigger.
Maybe, but it's not black. Once you go black you never go back.
And does anyone else think it's weird that Kaleeko is sending Joe pictures of her ass?
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@Trust: Yeah, mine's bigger.
Maybe, but it's not black. Once you go black you never go back.
And does anyone else think it's weird that Kaleeko is sending Joe pictures of her ass?
If by weird you mean untrue, then yeah ;)
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When the hell have I showed you pictures of my ass? :P
@Trust: Yeah, mine's bigger.
Maybe, but it's not black. Once you go black you never go back.
And does anyone else think it's weird that Kaleeko is sending Joe pictures of her ass?
If by weird you mean untrue, then yeah ;)
QFT..
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When the hell have I showed you pictures of my ass? :P @Trust: Yeah, mine's bigger.
Maybe, but it's not black. Once you go black you never go back.
And does anyone else think it's weird that Kaleeko is sending Joe pictures of her ass?
If by weird you mean untrue, then yeah ;)
QFT..
WHY DO PEOPLE DO THAT!?
Quoted for truth?
WTF, come on. Like I'm REALLY gonna change a post so that it doesn't makes sense when we're all mocking Joe??
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It is a way of agreeing.
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I had just woken up, and didn't know what the hell else to write to say "I agree" that actually made sense to me at the time? :P
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QTF = quoted for truth = I agree?
Oh the inter tubes
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Yeah it's like saying "that's true" or, my personal favorite, "tru dat yo"
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In regards to this entire thread: go back to fucking myspace.
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In regards to this entire thread: go back to fucking myspace.
LOL
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In regards to this entire thread: go back to fucking myspace.
LOL
Dont knock myspace til you hit a bitch form there?..........
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Seriously, I've heard that argument a thousand times. I don't care how good people think MySpace is at finding girls. It's a cesspool.
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Seriously, I've heard that argument a thousand times. I don't care how good people think MySpace is at finding girls. It's a cesspool.
visit Clovis, NM.........THATS a cesspool!
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In regards to this entire thread: go back to fucking myspace.
LOL
Dont knock myspace til you hit a bitch form there?..........
Wait... Wait.... Are you suggesting that myspace should be brought onto these forums? Because I think you are suggesting that myspace should be brought onto these forums. In which case... I'd be happy to hit a bitch from there. If I could punch over the internets, that is.
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In regards to this entire thread: go back to fucking myspace.
LOL
Dont knock myspace til you hit a bitch form there?..........
Wait... Wait.... Are you suggesting that myspace should be brought onto these forums? Because I think you are suggesting that myspace should be brought onto these forums. In which case... I'd be happy to hit a bitch from there. If I could punch over the internets, that is.
Cheers, babe.
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Wait... Wait.... Are you suggesting that myspace should be brought onto these forums? Because I think you are suggesting that myspace should be brought onto these forums. In which case... I'd be happy to hit a bitch from there. If I could punch over the internets, that is.
i would love to see leet punch someone ROFL
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Seriously, I've heard that argument a thousand times. I don't care how good people think MySpace is at finding girls. It's a cesspool.
Going to myspace to find girls is like going to a dumpster to look for a ham sandwich.
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Seriously, I've heard that argument a thousand times. I don't care how good people think MySpace is at finding girls. It's a cesspool.
Going to myspace to find girls is like going to a dumpster to look for a ham sandwich.
lmao
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Yeah it's like saying "that's true" or, my personal favorite, "tru dat yo"
It's being misused in that way, yes. Used properly, it is intended to preserve a post so that the original poster can't go back on what he said.
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Boy did this thread go way off topic.
Welcome. Do you like cricket?
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Boy did this thread go way off topic.
Welcome. Do you like cricket?
... Three months ago. :P