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General Discussion / Happy Birthday Cr4z3D and dark_drake!
« on: September 05, 2006, 03:10:41 am »
To Cr4z3D... you probably have something planned... enjoy!
To dark_drake... you're legal now ;)!.

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Entertainment District / Simple problem?
« on: August 28, 2006, 08:26:54 pm »
In how many distinct ways can three purple and two pink balls be arranged in a row?

I think you guys can figure it out pretty easily... but I'm too stupid to so help :P!

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Joe's Bunker of Pie / Dear Joe
« on: August 19, 2006, 03:28:33 am »
If by some luck you actually get married... http://www.book22.com/

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General Discussion / Happy Birthday Super_X
« on: August 14, 2006, 02:59:59 am »
I wasn't sure whether or not I should make this topic since you were being a douch and not saying anything about my present -.-.

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General Discussion / Happy Birthday Sidoh :D!
« on: August 11, 2006, 02:17:03 am »
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey :D!

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General Security Information / Network monitoring tool?
« on: July 20, 2006, 05:34:33 pm »
I need one that tells me what is connecting to where and how fast.

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General Discussion / Does anyone know the name of the game
« on: July 13, 2006, 01:21:40 pm »
where you get a bunch of piece to rotate and complete the network? Kinda like that pipes game except with computers and network cables?

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Trash Can / Trying to make a pretty
« on: July 07, 2006, 06:10:54 am »
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Entertainment District / Etch-A-Sketch
« on: June 28, 2006, 02:40:04 am »
This place lacks new content... so here:
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Y2K Message From  your Information Technology Officers:
We know everyone is concerned over the Y2K bug so we plan on implementing the
following pre-emptive strategy:
Due to heightened concern over Y2K problems and since the fiscal 2000 budget

failed to incorporate our need for computer equipment upgrades, we have determined
that there is no longer any need for network or software applications support.

Our goal is to remove all computers from your desktops by December 31st, 1999

thus avoiding the anticipated Y2K problem. Instead, all personnel will be provided
with an Etch-A-Sketch(tm).

This provides four distinct advantages:
1.      Y2K compatibility
2.      No technical glitches to prevent goals from being accomplished

3.      No more wasted time reading and writing e-mails
4.      No equipment model differences
5.      Portability

In anticipation of the changeover, the following is a list of frequently asked
questions (FAQ) regarding Etch-A-Sketch(tm) Technical Support.


Q: My Etch-A-Sketch(tm) has all of these funny little lines all over the screen.
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: How do I turn off my Etch-A-Sketch(tm)?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: What's the shortcut for Undo?

A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I create a New Document Window?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I set the background and foreground to the same color?
A: Pick it up and shake it.


Q: What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch(tm)?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch(tm)?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I save my Etch-A-Sketch(tm) document?

A: Don't shake it.

Thank you for your understanding and support. Please do not respond via e-mail
as the ITOs no longer utilize e-mail after this message. Have a good day.


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General Discussion / FUCK AMERICA
« on: June 24, 2006, 02:08:47 am »
Stupid long ass line back into USA from Canada... Fucking Customs searching through all my shit. BREAKING MY FUCKING CUP HOLDER. FUCKING ASSHOLES! Canadian customs rocks. FUCKING SEATTLE TRAFFIC! Undercover police cars having a field day too.

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