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Microsoft's Dirty Santa

Started by iago, December 07, 2007, 10:45:09 AM

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iago

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/12/03/santa_filth_outrage/

Basically, if you said "eat it" to Santa, he'd mention oral sex. Here's an image of the juicy part, if thereg allows hot linking:


It's unbelievable that Microsoft would release something that isn't fully tested! Haha!

ZeroX

Santa fails at english.

I think you're dirty basterd.
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Quotemutsumibear: David's coming over Sunday so we can have mad sex all day.
zxdropoff: lucky you
mutsumibear: :D I know.
mutsumibear: I just pray I don't start my period before then.
zxdropoff: omfg
zxdropoff: stfu
zxdropoff: now please
mutsumibear: HAHA
mutsumibear: I love disturbing you.

iago

Heh, Microsoft went ahead and blamed the users for "bullying" him: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/12/06/microsoft_santa_lies/

Pwned. :)

AntiVirus

Lol, I think that's awesome. :D
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Lay now forevermore slender;
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Silhouette a lone existence;
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Joe

I hope Microsoft wouldn't be so stupid as to make their Santa bot's behavior dependent on the teachings of other users.

Then again, I hope they didn't program mentions of oral sex into their bot.

Any possibilities I'm missing that make them not look really stupid?
Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 PMI'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 PM
You might be right about that, Joe.


Warrior

Quote from: Joe[ix86] on December 08, 2007, 04:10:34 AM
I hope Microsoft wouldn't be so stupid as to make their Santa bot's behavior dependent on the teachings of other users.

Yea, god forbid that AI actually acts like...oh I don't know AI.
I'm certain every programmer at Microsoft outclasses you by light years, so you calling them stupid is pretty ironic.
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iago

Quote from: Joe[ix86] on December 08, 2007, 04:10:34 AM
I hope Microsoft wouldn't be so stupid as to make their Santa bot's behavior dependent on the teachings of other users.

Then again, I hope they didn't program mentions of oral sex into their bot.

Any possibilities I'm missing that make them not look really stupid?
Yes, they modified a free AI script and didn't check it thoroughly enough.

Hdx

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Quote from: Joe[ix86] on December 08, 2007, 04:10:34 AM
I hope Microsoft wouldn't be so stupid as to make their Santa bot's behavior dependent on the teachings of other users.

Yea, god forbid that AI actually acts like...oh I don't know AI.
I'm certain every programmer at Microsoft outclasses you by light years, so you calling them stupid is pretty ironic.
Haha leave lil Joey alone. He doesn't know better.
But yes, this is always the risk you run when running an AI that learns.
What should of been done is simply pass EVEYTHING thats going out through some profanity filters and poof, no problem.
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