Umbrellas

[warz]

what if it's raining where he works, but not where his home is? will be bring his umbrella? what if it just rained, but has since stopped? what if his umbrella is in his car, and it's raining.. he'll get wet. how is he traveling from work to home, and back? car? bike? walking? several would leave him wet either way. what is the probability i get wet? is this a drug reference, or a sexual reference?

[iago]

Read my breakdown, and even my graph. It explains everything. :P

[Joe]

He's going to work on horseback.